Picking up the bowl, Ren Qing, who had just taken a sip of porridge, did not waste any of it. All the porridge in his mouth spurted out!
In an instant, the flying rice soup water was like a goddess scattering flowers, covering Liu Hongji who was directly opposite him. Even Xiao Han next to him was "covered with rain and dew", and was forced to cover half of his head with gruel and his temples.
The hanging hair is dripping with juice.
"What? What? What? What did you do last night?"
Xiao Han didn't bother to wipe the porridge water on his head. His eyes were three times bigger than a bull's eye, staring straight at Liu Hongji without blinking!
However, at this time, most of Liu Hongji's body was sprayed with gruel, and his bare head and face were also covered with rice grains, as if his face was pockmarked. He was completely stunned and did not hear Xiao Xiao at all.
Han's question didn't come to his senses until half a moment later.
"Oh, let me strangle you! Lao Ren! Is your mouth a fountain? Ugh..."
With a scream, Liu Hongji's face turned the color of pig's liver when he reacted. He jumped up crazily to wipe the porridge on his face, not forgetting to turn his head to the ground and retching.
There was nothing he could do. When Ren Qing burst out laughing, he simply forgot to shut up! Some of the rice grains that flew out went down his mouth and into his throat.
Liu Hongji, who was picking at his throat, was about to burst into tears: Who did I offend whom? After working all night, you will spray porridge all over me when you come back?! Isn’t this bullying an honest person?
"Yes...I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"
Across the table, Ren Qing, who was the instigator, saw Liu Hongji's embarrassed look. He suppressed the laughter in his heart and asked in a hushed voice: "You just said you went to work in the store next door last night? Are you alone?"
We're in the same room and you helped wash the cloths all night long?"
"I'm sorry? If I'm sorry, can I use a knife to dry my hair? And damn it! Who told you that you were alone?"
The furious Liu Hongji listened to Ren Qing mention this matter. He had just gotten better and showed signs of going berserk! Even Xiao Han on the side could vaguely see that smoke was rising from the top of Liu Hongji's head at this time!
I don't know whether it was because he was angry or because the heat from the rice porridge was rising.
"The waiter said, isn't her husband not at home?" Ren Qing pinched her thigh hard and asked with a strange expression.
"Bah!" Liu Hongji spit heavily and said angrily: "Nonsense! When I went there yesterday, there was really no one there! The clerk in the store also left! There was only one dog left! But I just went there
When we got to her room, her old man who went out to purchase goods came back!"
Speaking of this, Liu Hongji paused for a moment. Xiao Han, who had just heard it, couldn't bear it anymore. He quickly asked: "Then what? Then you were caught and raped? Didn't you get whipped?"
Did the whip work all night?"
"Caught in rape?" Liu Hongji rolled his eyes, maybe feeling a little uncomfortable with the sticky stuff on his head. He casually pulled a piece of cloth, wiped his head randomly and said in a low voice, "It would be great if he was caught in rape! I had no pants at that time.
Without taking it off, the little girl pushed and pulled her to the backyard. Then she told her damn husband that I was her new guy, and she came to the store to clean the fabric while the guy was resting, so she could hurry up and fuck her.
Finished, give it to the Feng family in two days!"
"Then you went to work?" Xiao Han's eyes widened when he heard this!
He seemed to have heard this story in his previous life. He thought it was just a story, but he didn't expect that he would meet a real person now! Are there really such stupid people in the world?
"Nonsense! I didn't want to do this! Even his bean sprout-like husband is not enough for me to slap!"
Liu Hongji didn't notice the strange look on Xiao Han's face. He hit the table so hard that the cups and dishes on the table jumped. Then he gritted his teeth and said, "But she later said that when she came to Feng's house, I
This got me thinking! I thought about using a condom to see if I could get some unexpected rewards, so I went to the back honestly!"
"Then what? What about receiving the goods?"
"The harvest of this fart is that my hands are all swollen!"
"Well, then you are too honest. Since it is useless, how can you still work all night? Can't you just be lazy?"
"You think I want to fuck you all night! I originally planned to just deal with it casually and then we'll leave after that damn old man of hers goes to sleep! But I didn't expect that damn old man to say that he wasn't sleepy, so he moved a bench and sat next to me to watch.
I'm working! This night, this pond is covered with..."
Speaking of this, Liu Hongji, a tough guy, choked up a little, and the corners of his eyes sparkled! It seemed that he had never been so aggrieved when he was caught as a prisoner!
"Hahaha...hahaha..."
In the room, Xiao Han could no longer hold on anymore, and fell to the ground clutching his stomach, laughing so hard that he was almost out of breath, and tears were pouring out like nothing.
The shopkeeper next door is really a damn talent. Isn't he afraid that Liu Hongji will get angry and jump up and push him into the pool to wash him too?
Xiao Han laughed unbridled, and Ren Qing was trembling at first and wanted to hold it in, but he couldn't hold it back. The laughter next to him was like a magical sound, filling his ears in waves! But this laughter was extremely exaggerated!
In the end, he groaned for a long time, and finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He turned his head and laughed so happily at the wall that the dust on the beams rustled down.
"What's wrong with these three people? Are they so happy?"
The strangeness in Xiao Han's room naturally attracted the attention of Xiaodong and others around him.
They leaned against the wall and listened to the crazy laughter inside! Several people looked at each other and almost thought that the people inside were collectively suffering from hysteria. It was not until Liu Hongji slammed the door with a dark face that the people quickly retracted their extended ears and pretended
Zuo heard nothing.
I don’t know how hard Liu Hongji worked under the surveillance of her husband last night. Anyway, after the guy slammed the door and returned to his room, he lay on the bed and fell asleep without even taking a shower. He slept until the evening and didn’t wake up.
Come.
By the time it was dinner time, Liu Hongji, who was still looking like an eggplant, had not even taken two bites of rice when the waiter at the inn, with an envious look on his face, sent an invitation from the landlady next door to Liu Hongji for a chat.
"What? Hasn't his cloth been washed yet? This is too much!"
The poor waiter in the shop didn't know anything, so he received a heavy teacup on his head. Fortunately, he had some resistance from being hit by a pole yesterday, so he didn't faint on the spot.
"you……"
Touching his head in confusion, the waiter was about to ask Liu Hongji why he hit someone when he said he would, when he saw an angry Liu Hongji pick up the plate!
Needless to say, the waiter in the shop understood the principle of a good man not taking advantage of his immediate situation! He didn’t even say a word at that moment, turned around and rushed out.
At this time, behind the scenes, dishes were already flying, and along with them, Xiao Han's laughter became even louder.
