Someone made the first move, and naturally others were not to be outdone.
When I was in a good mood, I immediately put all my status aside. On the charcoal-roasted fat lamb, a few daggers were flying up and down like butterflies. I chewed the tender and oily lamb. I felt like a group of bandits sitting on the ground dividing the spoils.
Xiao Han, who tried this way of eating for the first time, finally realized the beauty of it. What he eats is actually one word, comfort!
Roast lamb, especially a whole lamb, cannot be roasted at once, because it will take too long, and by the time it is cooked, people will starve to death next to the lamb... The best way to eat it is this, while roasting, while
When peeled, the crispiness of the skin and the tenderness of the meat inside are intertwined. Every bite is a great enjoyment.
A group of bandits gathered around the fat sheep, roasting, peeling and eating it. Of course, Xiao Han didn't have to do anything. Of course, he didn't even have a dagger. If you gave him a dagger, the people next to him would have to be careful not to stab them...
So Xiao Han found a clean wooden board and placed it in front of him. In an instant, the meat on it was piled high by several people around him! They were all the fattest and tenderest parts of the sheep! The atmosphere was so warm, Xiao Han naturally
He was also not polite, he broke a willow branch from a willow tree, used it as a fork, and ate the meat with it. He was very bold and uninhibited, and attracted a lot of praise!
"Everyone, wait a moment! Look what this is!"
Halfway through eating, Chai Shao suddenly stopped, winked, took a coarse porcelain jar from the soldier behind him, and placed it in front of him!
"liquor!"
When Xiao Han saw the jar, his eyes lit up. He was a little tired of thinking just now. It would be nice to have a bottle of wine. Unexpectedly, Chai Shao brought the wine in the blink of an eye!
Chai Shao laughed loudly and said: "I am so happy tonight. I have solved a major military issue and got to know a young talent again. How can I not be drunk!"
The people around him, including Li Shimin, all cheered loudly and anxiously got up to move the big bowl! And Xiao Lizi, just like an ordinary young man at this time, looked at the wine jar in Chai Shao's hand expectantly, and there seemed to be saliva glistening at the corner of his mouth.
Shine!
However, Xiao Han had not yet been overwhelmed by the huge sense of happiness. Seeing that Chai Shao was about to share the wine, he hurriedly grabbed Li Shimin's hand holding the bowl and said hurriedly: "No! King Qin, you and Brother Zhang are not sick yet."
Totally fine, no drinking!”
Zhang Qiang, who was rushing to share the big bowls, heard this and shouted to the side with a nonchalant look on his face: "Don't worry about that! Life and death are determined by fate. Wealth and honor are your own. With such fine wine and such happiness, I, Zhang Qiang, will drink myself to death tonight."
, I am willing in my heart! I am also happy!"
"good!!!"
This silly remark immediately made a few people nearby cheer loudly, don't call us stupid, this is what a military commander is and how heroic he is! When the mood comes, you can't retreat even if you die here, even if you die here, it is still a good talk!
A group of people jumped up and down with joy, applauding Zhang Qiang's heroic (Xiao Han thought it was stupidity...) behavior. One of them even said that one jar is not enough, there must be ten jars and eight jars no matter what!
Xiao Han was very helpless on the side. It would be unpleasant to raise any opinions at this time! Watching Chai Shao arrange the sea bowls on the ground, he slapped open the mud seal with his palm, and a smell of wine floated out. Although it was not strong, it was
But it was very fresh, a bit like fruity aroma. Xiao Han, who had been in the wine shop for a long time, couldn't help but close his eyes and smell it a few more times.
Under the urging of everyone, Chai Shao held the wine jar firmly with both hands. Some of the slightly amber-colored wine was like a piece of silk. He poured the amber-colored wine from the wine jar into the sea bowl without spilling a drop.
The liquid glows charmingly under the firelight!
There wasn't much wine in the jar, and each bowl was less than half full. Fortunately, there were soldiers to go get the wine. Otherwise, it would be a pity if you couldn't drink enough and didn't enjoy it!
Li Shimin took the lead, and everyone took a bowl, raised it slightly, looked at each other, laughed, then leaned back and drank it all!
Sweet with a hint of bitterness, after this bowl of wine, Xiao Han officially integrated into the big family of the Tang Dynasty!
The cool summer breeze blows slightly, the charcoal fire has turned dark red, and a sheep has turned into a skeleton. Only one intact hind leg is left in front of Xiao Han. This is the highest etiquette for eating in the military camp. The most noble person tonight is not Chai Shao.
, it is not Li Shimin, but Xiao Han who selflessly contributes this skill that benefits the country and the people!
"Wait a minute? When did I say that I gave it selflessly? Without a little gold or silver? Without being rewarded by an official?"
Xiao Han was startled and woke up from the wine. Of course, he could only keep these words in his heart and never say them out!
At three o'clock in the morning, Xiao Han woke up with his heavy head shaking. He felt that his whole body was sore and unbearable, especially his buttocks, which was extremely painful.
"What the hell, what did these beasts do?!"
Xiao Han was startled. He opened the thin quilt and saw that the robe on his body had long since disappeared. Fortunately, he was still wearing his underwear!
"It's okay, it's okay! What kind of wine is this? Why is it so powerful!"
Xiao Han breathed a long sigh of relief, sat on the bed, held his head and began to recall what happened last night. He drank in fragments, and couldn't remember many of them clearly. He only remembered that Chai Shao got several jars of wine from nowhere.
Although it was a bit sour and very different from the first one, no one disliked it.
The wine was opened and filled. Those big guys seemed to want to see Xiao Han's joke, and they all gathered around to toast. Fortunately, Xiao Han was not a bad person. He had three and a half kilograms of white wine and beer. It was not for nothing! Several rounds.
When we got down, the only ones left who could lie down were Xue Shou and Xiao Lizi!
How could Xiao Han, who was so addicted to alcohol, let the two of them go? He seemed to vaguely remember him asking Chai Shao, who was drunk, to open Little Plum's mouth while he was pouring wine into it...
"It's over, it's over!"
Thinking of this, Xiao Han slapped his head hard and shouted in annoyance, why can't he control himself after drinking two kilograms of horse urine? How dare you force Li Shimin to drink, or force him...
"Master, master, where are you? Get me a fast donkey. I can't ride a horse..."
As soon as Xiao Han finished shouting, Old Man Hua, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, appeared. He was sleeping soundly during the first half of last night when Xiao Han rushed in crying and making a fuss, insisting on giving him a taste of the leg of lamb.
Those who moved the old man on the spot said that he told the truth after drinking. He was so drunk that he hugged the pillar and called him master, but he still didn't forget to give him something to eat. He was indeed a good boy with a good temperament.
After taking the leg of lamb and thanking the two soldiers who sent him back, the old man carefully hung up the curtain and then gently picked up a big stick...
"I'll beat you to death, you bastard! I can't even bear to wear my clothes, why did you steal them for me without telling me! What's all that's covered in? Mud, wine, gravy! You're a murderer, Xiulian
I made the clothes with my own hands...my heart is about to break!
It's a pity that Xiao Han didn't know that he had received a beating last night, and now he was like a headless fly, just running around in the tent!
When I was a child, I would watch palace movies and my head would fall off if I said the wrong thing. Now I have punished the future emperor by force... It seems that even if I were Nezha, with three heads and six arms, it would not be enough to kill him!
After Old Man Hua came in, he found that Xiao Han started to go crazy again, circling around the tent like a donkey! He was still mumbling unknown words...
By the way, Xiao Han's anger at getting up was still fresh in his memory, so he didn't dare to ask Xiao Han to get up now, for fear that he would kill him...
"It's so early in the morning, why are you so drunk?!" Old Man Hua scolded Xiao Han with a dark face.
Xiao Han, who looked anxious, stopped and was about to tell the old man about his "feat" last night. Before he could speak, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from outside the tent. Xiao Han was startled and ran to the door in a few steps.
There, he opened a small opening in the curtain and looked out.
Outside, Xue Shou was dressed in official uniform and carrying a guard of honor. He was surrounded by his subordinates, like stars holding the moon. He was holding a document in his hand and was slowly walking towards them.
"It's here so quickly. It can't be so fast! What should I do? What should I do? Who can save me!"
Seeing this, Xiao Han was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat, his mind suddenly cleared, and he quickly put the curtain in place, and rushed back with a "whoosh"! At this time, Xue Shou's entourage had already arrived in front of the tent.
Xue Shou's gentle-looking soldier had been here once. He walked a few steps forward and opened the curtain for Xue Shou. Then he bowed aside and waited for Xue Shou to go in first before he dared to follow.
"Eh? Where's Doctor Hua, brother Xiao Han?"
Xue Shou slowly entered the tent, and was almost pushed out by the sour smell... He quickly pinched his nose and asked Old Man Hua next to him.
Old Man Hua was honest. He didn't listen to a word Xiao Han told him not to mention where he was until he died, and he sold Xiao Han under the bed with a single finger.
"Damn old man!" Xiao Han only had time to curse before he was pulled up from under the bed by two soldiers. Xue Shou couldn't help laughing at the embarrassed look. He coughed several times and then said with a half-smile: "Brother Xiao.
, why do you want to learn earth escape? Why did you run under the bed?"
"Hehe...it's cool under the bed..." Xiao Han laughed dryly. He couldn't even admit that he was afraid of being settled by Xiao Lizi, so he could only make up a random reason.
Xue Shou didn't know why he was so arrogant, but he really believed it. He winked at Xiao Han for a while, raised the document in his hand, and said with a smile: "Hahahaha, Brother Xiao has to treat us to dinner now~"
Xiao Han was afraid that Li Shimin would settle accounts after drinking. He was very confused when he heard this. He raised his head and saw that Xue Shou's expression didn't look like he was hypocritical. He said curiously: "Just treat me to dinner. I'm almost dying of poverty! I can't even eat.
Got it!"
"That was before, but things are different now! Ahem... Xiao Han, take the order..."
Xue shook the document in his hand, turned his head from south to north in the tent, and began to read out the decree.
When Xiao Han heard this, he suddenly became more panicked. He didn't know whether he should kneel down now or what. He rubbed his hands on the spot for a long time. Xue Shou had almost finished reading and he was still standing there...
"Take the order, don't stand there stupidly!" Xue Shou looked at Xiao Han's helpless look and wanted to laugh in his heart. Where does Xiao Han still look like he was so high-spirited last night, drinking and fighting in all directions?
I was a frightened silly roe deer... But I suddenly remembered that last night he held the wine jar and sang loudly and the poem was really good: Jun Moxiao, lying drunk on the battlefield, how many people have fought in ancient times!
Brave and domineering! But unfortunately, I drank a little too much. I don’t know whether Xiao Han didn’t say the first two sentences or he didn’t hear them, so I didn’t remember them at all. After sobering up in the morning, I wanted to see if I could continue.
In other words, it’s either that you don’t have enough magnanimity or that you lack heroic spirit!
This caused him to scratch his head and head in the study all morning in agony. Until his little sister came to bring breakfast, he was still talking about these two lines of poetry. As a result, when the little sister, who was always a talented girl, heard it, she was also shocked and thought that she was a god.
This is one of the most outstanding poems written by Xue Shou. I quickly spread out the rice paper and recorded it.
However, although Xue Shou was very competitive, he still had a gentleman's bearing. He hid his face and told his sister the truth in shame.
When Xue Pan, who was recording carefully in Juanxiu fine style, heard this, the brush that he had almost finished writing directly drew a long line of ink on the white paper!
"Ah? You said this was done by the little thief that day? How is that possible?!"
The younger sister, who was as arrogant as Xue Shou, had a look of disbelief on her face. She even looked at her brother questioningly without even leaving the brush behind.
When she thought about it, there was no way that a poet with such courage could be the pervert thief she saw that day...
"What a little thief! You have no manners at all, how can you get married in the future?!"
Seeing his sister's weird look, Xue Shou scolded her with a straight face. However, he had always doted on this sister, and scolding her was of no use at all.
"You can't get married! My husband must be a talented man who can kill enemies on horseback and govern a country when dismounted!" Xue Pan rolled his eyes at Xue Shou. Seeing Xue Shou helplessly shake his head, he said angrily:
"Also, you still said that he is not a little thief, but a big thief? Look at him, he looks so stupid. This poem must have been copied. If you don't believe it, ask him on the spot when you meet again and expose him! Let's
He is disgraced!"
After saying that, the little girl threw away the brush angrily and stopped writing. She even took Xue Suo's breakfast away, causing Xue Suo to remain hungry until now.
Now, Xue Shou looked at Xiao Han's silly look and suddenly had some doubts. Was this poem really written by him? Didn't he copy it? However, in order to give Xiao Han face, he still didn't ask, so as not to let Xiao
Being cold and embarrassed is something a gentleman would not do.
He reached out blankly to take the document, and Xiao Han's dizzy head began to hurt again. Xiao Lizi didn't pursue it any more? I'm an official now? Or am I a seventh-grade prince brigade commander? God! The calculations for many days finally paid off.
Now? Our old Xiao family also has an official?
"Let's go, King Qin asked me to invite you to meet again at noon!"
"It's not okay, I just drank it, no need..."
"It's okay, it's okay, wine can cure hangovers!"
"Um, I wonder which expert invented such a cruel hangover cure?"
"Chai Shao! What, you want to study with him?"
"...Forget it about research. I'm afraid he will study me. Is it okay if I don't do it? Look at me, I don't even have any clothes!"
"Hey, don't worry, what does this little thing mean? From now on, you will assist General Chai Shao in taking care of logistics and other things, clothes and the like, it's up to you to choose!"
"Can……"
"There are not so many, but why are there so many stains today? Do you want to give me face?!"
"Give…"
Well, looking at the appearance of this master, Xiao Han felt that it was better not to cause trouble for himself. After calming down the excitement of being promoted, he randomly found a set of leather armor to put on, covered his underwear, and drank wine with Xue Shou.
went.
On the way, Xue Shou told Xiao Han very generously how the King of Qin had written a petition for him this morning, because just a person from somewhere had troubled them. Fortunately, the King of Qin made the decision, and the hero wrote directly without asking the source.
People from Chang'an have come to a conclusion.
Xiao Han naturally thanked him profusely and felt very happy. Now we have become people from the capital. We are only responsible for logistical affairs. What should we do if we have no experience? Tens of thousands of people have messed up their affairs, and every one of them drowned in spit...
However, Xiao Han did not worry for long, because they soon saw Chai Shao coming out of the big tent in front.
From a distance, I saw two strangers following Chai Shao, both of whom were wearing official uniforms!
Xiao Han suddenly realized that he had been deceived again. This time he was not here to eat at all!
In the army, drinking and having fun at night is already taboo. However, with the King of Qin taking the lead and the Italian military affairs, it makes sense. But if we do it again today, it would be very unwise. Xue Shou and the others are all smart people.
, naturally would not make such a mistake. Now that there are outsiders here, there must be something else going on, I just don’t know if it is a good thing or a bad thing!
Cursing Xue Shou secretly in his heart, Xiao Han followed Xue Shou and quickly approached the few people who were coming. While they were greeting Xue Shou, Xiao Han stood aside and took a closer look at Xue Shou.
Two middle-aged men in the back.
One of them is tall and thin, has a long beard, and his eyes are half-squinted, but there seems to be a special light of wisdom contained in them. The other is slightly fatter, with a harmonious smile on his slightly round face, and a special look in his eyes.
Gentle, like a rich country man.
After greeting each other, Xue Shou led Xiao Han to the front, pointed at the two of them, and introduced to Xiao Han: "Brother Xiao Han, these two are Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui from King Qin's tent. Today we are specially
Come and see this young talent of yours!"
"Fang Xuanling... Du Ruhui..."
Xiao Han was trembling slightly when he spoke...because he had met many famous historical figures in the past two days. Xiao Han was shocked when he heard the names of these two people. Just now, he thought they were country rich people, who knew that in the blink of an eye, he would suddenly
He became the Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty! The contrast is too great!
Of course, the two people in front of me are probably familiar to anyone with a bit of historical knowledge. Fang Moududu, the two founders of the Zhenguan rule, who have been praised by later generations as role models for countless years, stood so truly before them.
How to keep Xiao Han from getting excited in front of him?
"Junior Xiao Han, I have met these two gentlemen!" Xiao Han bowed and gave a deep salute. This was his sincere admiration for these two good ministers in front of him!
Du Ruhui, who was somewhat rich, laughed, stepped forward to help Xiao Han, patted Xiao Han's shoulder and said: "Please get up, please get up! Late last night, the King of Qin suddenly came to see me. I thought it was an emergency during the war, and my shoes were all gone."
I ran over before I was dressed. I didn’t expect that the King of Qin would get another talented person. It was really a great blessing. In ancient times, people used bricks and mortar to attract talents, but now there are talented people who lost their shoes. I wonder if it will also become a good story in the future! Hahahaha!
"
They all say that the old fox talks nicely, and when I saw him today, it was true that he laughed before he said anything, and his disgusting words of praise were spoken so sincerely that Xiao Han was so happy when he heard it.
These two people who have left a lot of ink in the history of youth praised him so much. Which teacher said that he could work as a coolie in society? Open your eyes and see! I am a seventh-grade official now!
Pinguan! By the way, how old is the seventh-pinguan?
"Jam jam! In front of you, how can I dare to call myself a genius? I am just an ordinary person who likes to tinker! Don't praise me. If you praise me again, I will fly into the sky..."
Xiao Han, who was in a good mood, gave an extremely exaggerated answer, which immediately made everyone laugh, especially Chai Shao, who laughed very boldly! He was afraid that otherwise, others would not know that he was a military general...
After standing at the door and chatting for a while, the group entered the big tent, where the guests of honor were seated, and the attendants began to serve the dishes like water.
At the banquet, Xiao Lizi did not come, and there were only five people including Xiao Han, Xue Shou, etc. This time, although there were many choices for the meal, Xiao Han felt that it could not be compared to the roasted lamb last night, although that lamb only had
It has the same seasoning as salt, but it is the most delicious meal Xiao Han has ever eaten!
Xiao Han slowly chewed a piece of green vegetables and looked at the people at the table. He thought to himself, didn't the ancients always pay attention to eating but not talking and sleeping? But why has everything changed here?
Look, Fang Xuanling, a civil servant, is so interested in battlefield first aid. From time to time, he asks him a few questions about medical matters. Fortunately, they are all traumas on the battlefield, which are not beyond Xiao Han's knowledge, and he can still cope with them.
Come on!
The other Du Ruhui was much more cunning. When Xiao Han was racking his brains to answer questions from other people, he would suddenly say, "How many relatives do you have? Or who did you play with when you were a child?"
Overtly and covertly, he wanted to find out Xiao Han's background, but Xiao Han was naturally wary of dealing with these old foxes. When the critical moment came, he would immediately get a headache, and it would hurt, and he would never delay. After doing this several times, Du Ruhui also gave up exploring.
Focus on asking other questions.
Li Jing Sect has determined that Xiao Han is not from other forces, but the war is too intense at this time, so it is impossible to determine his specific situation. However, there are already painters secretly painting for Xiao Han, making it easier to find, but today it seems that Xiao Han wants to come
