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1808 Missionaries

 City wall?

That kind of boxy thing that looks like a turtle shell can only be a burden that restricts its own development for Guangzhou, which has no foreign troubles!

So I have forgotten which dynasty started. These high walls, which were not even strong in the first place, were spontaneously demolished, leaving only a city center extending in all directions.

However, compared to Liu Hongji and Ren Qing, who subconsciously put military use first no matter where they look, Xiao Han prefers cities like this.

Without that circle of cages, there would naturally be no curfew, and by the way, there wouldn’t be so many rules. There would be no need to rush out of the city or into the city as soon as evening arrives, just like chasing a dog away.

Imagine that in such a city, every cool night, you take your family and children for a walk on the brightly lit streets, buy some snacks sold by street vendors, or go directly to the pier outside the city to catch the sea and pick up a few snacks.

A crab and clam are served as a midnight snack. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a normal city.

Instead of being like Chang'an and Luoyang, every night, the city immediately becomes quiet like a ghost town. If a restless person goes out for a walk, the big and round Wuhou will rush over with a grin, like lifting a chicken.

Ti slipped into the prison.

"Without a city wall, it would be difficult to catch any criminals who commit crimes..."

"Okay, okay, the city wall is not that old, and there is nothing wrong with it, so don't worry about it."

He forcibly dragged Liu Hongji away who was muttering about the benefits of the city wall, and bought a few kilograms of longan from a man setting up a street stall. He saw that the bananas hanging on the stall were not bad, so he picked up another banana on the way. Xiao Han urged him

Let everyone continue shopping.

Walking on the street, the idiot following Xiao Han was obviously very interested in the bunch of bananas in Xiaodong's hand. After learning from Awen that this stuff was delicious, he couldn't wait to break one off.

No need to peel off the skin, just pop it into your mouth in one bite.

Can bananas be eaten with the skin on?

Xiao Han said that he had never seen such a way of eating in his whole life, and in order to encourage the fool to show up for the truth, he did not stop him, he just stared at the fool's big face with wide eyes.

The result was obvious. As soon as the banana entered his mouth, the poor fool was so astringent that he turned into a bitter melon face! After holding on for less than a second, he began to extend his tongue and spit out the saliva crazily.

"What the hell is this? Why does it taste so bad! It's like poison!" He grinned and took out the banana in his mouth, then raised the kettle and drank several sips of water. Only then did the greedy fool regain his composure.

He looked at the half banana in his hand in horror.

"Hahaha, idiot! This thing needs to be peeled off and eaten!"

Xiao Han, who came to the scientific conclusion that bananas cannot be eaten with their skins on, pointed at the idiot and laughed unscrupulously! And after the idiot looked over with a bitter look on his face, he also deliberately performed how to peel a banana.

In the end, he proudly bit one of them in front of the fool!

"Crack..."

A slight sound came from his mouth, and the proud expression just now solidified on Xiao Han's face!

At this moment, he felt that what he was biting was not the soft and sweet banana he had imagined, but a ball of batter mixed with countless pebbles! His teeth happened to be hitting the hard pebbles!

"Bah, bah, bah! What kind of banana is this? Why are there so many seeds! Hiss, my teeth!"

"Master Hou! Don't worry! Is it that bastard profiteer Meng Zhan? Let's settle the score with him!"

"Let's go! Tear down his stall!"

Seeing that the master and servant were so angry that they were about to roll up their sleeves and rush back, Awen, who couldn't laugh or cry, quickly stopped them.

"Master Hou, what are you going to do? Aren't these bananas good? Why do you want to destroy their stall!"

"What? Okay?" Ah Wen didn't say anything. Xiao Han became even more angry when he said it. He pointed at the gapped teeth in his mouth and said angrily: "Whose banana has so many big and hard seeds in it! That one

The bastard must be thinking that I am a foreigner and deliberately trying to deceive me."

"Oh my Lord! Whose bananas don't have seeds? If there are really no seeds, what bananas will we get next year?"

"Nonsense, the bananas I ate before were nothing like..."

Xiao Han's voice stopped abruptly here, because he suddenly remembered: This was in the Tang Dynasty 1,500 years ago, when there was no directional breeding technology, it was not unusual to have seeds in bananas.

I remember that the watermelon he stole from the palace before had a frighteningly thick rind and a despairing number of seeds. As for the pulp, it was only as small as a child’s fist? Even if he later asked people from the Agriculture Department to cultivate it a few times,

It’s not as thin-skinned and big-filled as it will be in later generations.

"Hmph, I'm in a good mood today. Give him a break. Next time I see him selling such low-quality bananas, I will definitely blow up his stall!"

He cursed fiercely with a black face, and the tough-tongued Xiao Han had to turn his head angrily and continue walking forward. But he would not touch the bunch of bananas to death. He would rather eat those with bigger cores and less meat.

Longan, even if you take one bite, you will spit out a banana that has been cored for half a day.

However, just because Xiao Han doesn't eat it doesn't mean that others don't eat it. For example, Liu Hongji eats very happily now.

After asking Awen the correct way to eat bananas, Liu Hongji immediately opened a banana, threw away the skin, and threw all the remaining pulp into his big mouth. After just chewing a few times, it was like a goddess scattering flowers.

He vomited the core out, and the passers-by around him ducked to both sides, fearing that they would be vomited all over by this unethical person.

"Bang... Ouch..."

Just when Liu Hongji was vomiting and vomiting to the fullest, a scream came from behind him, accompanied by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

"who?"

Xiao Han and others walking in front were obviously startled by the sound, and they all turned around and looked back!

On the stone road behind them, an old man wearing a white robe and holding a stick with a cross carved on the top was struggling to get up from the ground. At his feet, a banana peel that had been trampled into a pancake was particularly conspicuous.

"Hey, whoever throws things away, aren't you afraid that the Lord will be angry and strike him with thunder and lightning?"

The old man stood up tremblingly from the ground, looked at the culprit who caused him to fall, then looked at the dirty white robe on his body, and finally fixed his eyes angrily on the man with a few banana seeds hanging from the corners of his mouth.

On Liu Hongji.

"What are you looking at me for? I didn't throw it away!"

When Liu Hongji saw the old man looking directly at him, he immediately rolled his eyes and confidently denied that he had thrown the banana peel away.

However, this was not because Lao Liu dared to do it or not. In fact, when he saw the old man fall down at first, he felt a little bit sorry.

But when he heard that the old man wanted someone to strike him with lightning, the regret in his heart disappeared without a trace in an instant.

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