Before Xiao Han could think through this profound question, the tightly closed yamen door in front of him was slowly pushed open by a voice that made his teeth ache.
Immediately afterwards, inside the gate, a fat man in a green robe, like a green mantis, trotted towards the outside to greet him.
"Xiao..."
Magistrate Hong ran out in a hurry without taking a breath. The first thing he saw was Xiao Han, who was guarded by everyone outside the door. His eyes as big as mung beans widened and he was about to look at Xiao Han from a long distance away.
Han bowed his hands in salute.
"Hey? The county magistrate has finally come out?"
However, before he could bow down his bloated body with great effort, Xiao Han had already stepped forward with a smile and bowed his hands to the dumbfounded Magistrate Hong: "Yes, the villain is here to complain today!
The county magistrate should hurry up and go to court to investigate the case!"
"Villain? Complain? Question?"
As a county magistrate, Fatty Hong is definitely not stupid!
And not only is he not stupid, he is even smarter than most people! Otherwise, he would not have been able to live peacefully in this special land of Guangzhou for so many years without being devoured by others!
Therefore, when he saw Xiao Han's weird behavior and those incomprehensible words, Fatty Hong was just a little stunned and quickly realized what he was doing! It was just that his waist, which had already been bent, could not straighten up.
Who is in front of him? He is the Marquis of the Founding of Sanyuan County in Chang'an! The Seventeenth Guards General! From a second-grade official! Even if you pick one of these titles at random, it is enough to push him, a seventh-grade sesame official, to the ground and rub him crazily.
It doesn't take any effort.
Therefore, even though he understood that Xiao Han did this because he did not want to reveal his identity in public, Fatty Hong still felt frightened for a while!
After all, just because someone doesn’t want to be exposed, doesn’t mean they don’t have the power!
"Hey, you official, you are so weird! Why are you standing there? Why haven't you been promoted to court yet?"
Just when Magistrate Hong was sweating profusely and wondering what to do next, a gruff voice suddenly sounded next to the Yamen.
But when the idiot who had just been playing the drum saw that Fatty Hong remained silent, he couldn't help but roll his eyes at him while holding the drum hammer.
"Be bold!"
Behind Magistrate Hong, several strange-looking government officials heard what the idiot said and immediately glared at him!
Although they also felt that their master was quite useless, as a county magistrate, few people in Guangzhou City looked at him seriously, and even beggars could ask for food at the door.
But it should be said that in these years, my brothers’ salary and rations have not been short of mine! It’s not bad for people like me!
Therefore, when they saw a silly boy who dared to talk nonsense to their master, these government officials immediately became unwilling and consciously stepped forward to find a place for the master!
"You are brave!"
However, what the government servants never expected was that when faced with their brothers' "heroic and fearless" actions, instead of bursting into tears with gratitude, their own boss widened his small eyes, and then jumped up and faced them.
He yelled: "What are you talking about? Who is this official? I am the parents of the people in this county... Ahem, children's official! Now that the fellow villagers are coming to visit me, I should do my best to solve the problems for the fellow villagers. How dare I say bad words to you?"
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"ah……"
Suddenly hearing the "righteous and awe-inspiring" words of his master, several government officials of different heights, short, fat, and thin instantly turned to stone. Their eyes widened and they looked at Magistrate Hong in disbelief.
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"Is this still my master? After being scolded, you still speak for others like this! Could it be that the case has not been solved for too long, so you are going crazy? Only then did you see someone playing the drum, and it was like seeing your own second uncle!
Rushing to come forward to flatter you.
Otherwise, if you use the money to hire a few people to play the drums tomorrow, just play house with the master?"
At this time, those few government officials were not the only ones who were also petrified on the spot. Most of the people on the street also looked dumbfounded at this time.
For Guangzhou people, this county government office has been reduced to a mere decoration since its establishment! Let alone going to court to ask questions, it is rare to even see a single person coming in and out on weekdays!
Therefore, after hearing the sound of drums today, a group of people immediately came to watch, wanting to see how the county magistrate tried the case and whether he would be as fair and honest as the drama.
Of course, what made the onlookers break their glasses was that the county government official had indeed come out, but compared with the selfless image in the play, if the county official in front of him had smiled more flatteringly, he would have turned into a real person.
Just a pug!
Could it be that Mr. Guan is a fool? The more cruel you are to him, the more afraid he will be? The better he will be to you?
Among the crowd, some smart people thought so.
Moreover, after thinking of this, this "smart man" saw the official politely inviting those people into the county government office. He also jumped out and yelled at Fatty Hong's back: "Hey! Stop that official! I
I was beaten last time when I went to Yihongyuan, so hurry up and ask for the money for the soup and medicine on my behalf!"
In front, Magistrate Hong, who had already ushered the complainants into the gate, heard the shouting and paused for a moment, then saw him waving to the government officials who were following him and whispering.
After a few words, he quickly walked forward with those few people, and only the few government servants were left and rushed outside.
"You guys, what are you doing, asking for money for me?" Seeing several government servants rushing toward him with ill intentions, the "smart man" couldn't help but feel panicked, and subconsciously took a step back and asked weakly.
But those government officials put the sticks in their hands on their shoulders, and walked to the alley on the side with the "smart people" on their backs. As they walked, they nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, I'll help you get the money for the soup and medicine!"
The smart man felt a little relieved when he saw this, but he soon realized something was wrong: "But...but Yihongyuan is not here? Why did you bring me here?"
The yamen servant opened his mouth wide, revealing two rows of big yellow-brown teeth and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay! Do you want some money for soup and medicine? Who will pay for it?"
The smart man nodded, and then continued to ask: "That's right...but how much can you give me?"
The officer looked at him with a smile and said, "Haha, it depends on how badly you are injured."
The smart man thought that the yamen officer still wanted to examine his injuries, so he quickly opened the trouser legs on his thighs, pointed at one of the bruises and said: "How serious is the injury? That's not light! Here, here, and here, at that time... ow~"
The rest of the words cannot be said by a wise man, because just now, the yamen servant had picked up a big stick and hit him hard on the thigh.
"Is that how it was at that time? No? Is it too gentle? No problem! Brothers! Give me a good greeting!"
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