If in his previous life, Xiao Han, who prided himself on living in a civilized and technological society, would have scorned such weird things as Gu insects.
However, as he came to the world of Datang without warning, Xiao Han's worldview that he had believed in for more than 20 years completely collapsed overnight!
Because whether it was Newton or Einstein, even if they pulled Lao Tzu and Mo Tzu out of the coffin, they probably wouldn't be able to explain how they could leap through thousands of years in one step and come to this world inexplicably.
"Ahem, I'm not afraid, I just think those things are not to my liking!"
With a blushing face, how could Xiao Han have the nerve to admit that he was afraid that there were bugs hidden in the unfamiliar dishes, so he didn't dare to move his chopsticks from beginning to end? So he had to forcefully find a reason to excuse himself, but this was the reason he said.
, it seems that even he himself doesn’t believe it.
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Han said this, not only did Liu Hongji sneer at him, but even the corners of Ren Qing's mouth, who had always been calm, twitched slightly, as if to say: I want to believe you, I am the one!
"Pfft..."
Just when several people in the room were staring at each other and the atmosphere fell into silence, someone suddenly made a "poof" sound at the door and laughed.
"who!"
In the room, Ren Qing and Liu Hongji were startled when they heard laughter and immediately looked towards the door.
"Kekeke..."
Following a string of laughter as clear as silver bells, the door of the room where Xiao Han and the others were located was slowly opened, and Xun'er, dressed in a Miao girl's costume, laughed so hard that she was out of breath and entered the room.
"Is it you?! When I heard the sound, I thought someone's hen was laying eggs!"
Xiao Han, who sat up from the hammock, knew that this little girl must be laughing at him for being timid, but with years of shameless experience, he just blushed slightly and immediately retorted.
"you……"
Sure enough! When Xiao Han opened her mouth and described her as a hen laying eggs, Xun'er, who had been laughing so hard just now, immediately opened her eyes, opened and closed her mouth, pointed at Xiao Han and was speechless for a long time.
Come.
"What am I?" Xiao Han confidently rolled down from the hammock and said with his hands on his hips: "Also! Where are your adults? How come guests come to visit and the host doesn't even show his face? I just let you, a yellow-haired girl,
Reception? Are there any other courtesy?"
"You, you are the yellow-haired girl!"
Xun'er was already gnashing his teeth at Xiao Han's anger. He just wanted to go out and call the clan members immediately, tie up the bastard in front of him, hang him on the big tree outside, and dry him for a hundred days just like they usually make bacon.
Hundred days!
"Hmph, I will never be a yellow-haired girl in this life!"
When it comes to quarreling, Xiao Han has really never subdued a few people in his life! If you don’t believe it, look at those censors who relied on their words in the court. Several of them fainted from his anger, let alone this inexperienced little girl.
Got it!
Therefore, at this time, he deliberately looked Xun'er up and down, pinched his chin and said, "But you, tut tut..."
"me…"
Xun'er was almost furious at Xiao Han's action, and her pair of small white hands kept changing various shapes on her waist! At this time, she really regretted that she was so playful and didn't learn more Gu skills from the elders of the clan.
! Otherwise, if I have Gu now, I will definitely use it all on Xiao Han!
Wait, Gu insect?
Thinking of these two words, Xun'er almost fainted. At this moment, the spiritual platform suddenly lit up, and an idea suddenly appeared in her mind.
"Xiao! Don't be arrogant!"
Xun'er, who had a suspicion in his mind, tried his best to calm down, then looked at Xiao Han who was overwhelmed with sarcasm and said: "I forgot to tell you, you don't really think that our poison has to be eaten before it can..."
Does it work? If that’s the case, why do we have to work so hard to raise the poison? It would be so satisfying to directly poison the enemy!”
"Haha...ga..."
As soon as Xun'er said these words, Xiao Han, who had been laughing proudly just now, became stunned! His whole body was like a duck that had been strangled by the neck! He almost couldn't take a breath and choked himself to death.
When Xun'er saw Xiao Han's reaction, she felt even more proud!
She glanced sideways at Ren Qing, who had a solemn expression, and then looked at Liu Hongji and Xiao Han, who had their mouths wide open. She continued to cross her arms and said: "Hey, I'm not afraid to tell you that the poisonous insects in our village are worse than those mosquitoes."
A hundred times smaller, you can’t see it clearly with just the human eye! What’s even more amazing is that they can not only crawl, but also fly! Do you think you are breathless? And maybe, as soon as you take a breath, you will suck it into your mouth.
Yo~"
"ah???"
Liu Hongji and Xiao Han were completely stunned when they heard this. Then the two hippos looked at each other and quickly covered their mouths. If they weren't afraid that they would be suffocated if they covered their noses together, they would definitely make holes together.
Block it!
"Hey, do you know now? Isn't it too late? Believe it or not, I will go out later and tell the people in the village that you guys are bullying me! Tsk tsk..."
Xun'er felt even more proud at this time, especially when he saw Xiao Han and Liu Hongji's frightened expressions. He felt that the bad breath in his heart had finally dissipated, and he felt a sense of satisfaction that a great revenge had been avenged!
If you bully me again, I won’t scare you to death!
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that some of those voodoo bugs will not directly harm people's lives. They will only use your body as a nest, and then continue to give birth to small voodoo bugs inside, and then the small voodoo bugs will regenerate into small voodoo bugs.
Bugs, until in the end, your bodies are all full of bugs, and finally "bang"..."
Speaking of this, Xun'er suddenly opened his hands and made an explosive gesture. Xiao Han and others were shocked when they saw it, and the expressions on their faces were even more ugly!
After all, if these words of Xun'er were listened to by another person, such as Ma Laoliu or Xue Wanche, it would not have any effect at all, because they could not imagine that their whole body was covered by those invisible little things.
A scene occupied by life.
But Liu Hongji, Ren Qing, and Xiao Han have all seen a microscope, and they have even seen with their own eyes the picture of countless small insects struggling and twisting in a drop of water!
At this moment, when compared with what Xun'er said, a chill suddenly rose up on several people's bodies, as if their bodies had been infected by a poisonous insect, and their whole bodies were itching unbearably!
"How are you? Do you feel something is wrong with you?"
Staring closely at the expressions of several people, Xun'er had a mischievous smile on his face! He was mumbling and rolling his eyes, thinking of how to scare them.
Unexpectedly, the collar around her neck tightened, and immediately after, her entire body was lifted up from the air, and she was lifted aside as if she were flying through the clouds.
"Who! Who dares to touch this lady, who is not afraid of my lady's poison... Ah... Dad?"
