"A lazy ass will pee a lot when it's rubbed on its body!"
He turned around and cursed fiercely at the carriage. In the end, the coachman couldn't bear the thought of someone pooping in his carriage, even though in his heart, this person was already about to die!
He reluctantly stopped the carriage by the side of the road. Before the carriage could stop, the gang leader had already picked up his pants and scurried out like a rabbit. The coachman looked angry and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Hurry up!"
"I know, urging the heavens and the earth, and urging people to poop and fart?"
After muttering unhappily, the leader of the Tiger Alliance found a geomantic spot and squatted down. Well, it felt comfortable! The grass just bit the butt, but it didn't matter, after all, we weren't here to poop in the first place.
Time passed by little by little, and the coachman didn't know how long the gang leader had been holding back. Anyway, by the time the lazy guy came back with his pants lifted up with a cheerful face, his face was already so dark that he couldn't look at it anymore.
"Walk!"
Really too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy, the coachman pointed to the carriage and raised his whip again.
Although the man was very dissatisfied with the coachman's attitude, he finally shut up and climbed into the carriage again.
The carriage started running again.
And compared with the relatively smooth roads in the city, the road outside the city was even more bumpy at the moment! The coachman was probably still sulking just now, and he didn't slow down. The whip in his hand was waving wildly in the air, urging the horse to move forward desperately.
Run wildly.
Maybe it was after a cup of tea, or maybe it was an hour later, when the carriage was creaking and making noisy noises, making people wonder if it would fall apart in the next second, the carriage finally let out a long "haha" from the coachman...
..." In the middle of the sound, he slowly stopped.
"arrive?"
As the carriage stopped, the man trembled his lips and climbed out of the carriage, resisting the overwhelming feeling in his stomach.
Behind him, those beautiful women were also pale and their hair was disheveled.
Two of them even got off the carriage and immediately rushed to the side with their mouths covered. A moment later, the sound of violent vomiting came from the darkness.
"arrive!"
Because the coachman was sitting on the shaft, the bumps were much lighter than in the carriage, so his expression didn't change much. Now he just jumped out of the car, folded his arms and sneered at the man.
"Where is this? Where's the money?" The man put his hands on his knees, breathing heavily while looking up and around.
Just now, because he climbed out from the back of the carriage, there was a carriage in front of him, so he didn't even notice the men in black standing at the front of the road, holding sharp knives.
"money?"
Seeing this, the man still didn't forget about the money. The groom immediately smiled brighter and pointed to the soles of his feet: "Over there!"
"Where is it? Why can't I see it? Could it be underground?" Hearing this, the man became more and more strange. He couldn't care less about his discomfort and lowered his head to look at the ground.
But as he lowered his head, a strong gust of wind hit Leng Buding's head, and the hair on the man's neck stood up with the biting cold murderous intent!
"not good!"
After all, he is also the leader of a gang. The man knew that things were going to be bad in an instant! And his many years of experience in breaking up bad debts made him understand very well that if he dared to look up at this time, he would most likely see his body and head separated.
!So he made a prompt decision, lowered himself, and made a donkey roll on the spot, thus narrowly avoiding this fatal knife.
"Qiang..."
The sword slashed hard into the air, and the long sword directly grazed the man's hair and chopped it to the ground! In an instant, dirt flew, and a strand of hair flew out.
The man who rolled to the side looked up hastily, stroking his head that was missing a tuft of hair, and looked towards where he was just standing!
It was only then that he realized that there were six or seven men in black holding sharp blades around him, all of them glaring at him!
"What are you going to do?"
Looking at these men in black in horror, the man finally asked this stupid question! Even though he already understood the identity and purpose of these people in his heart!
"Ahhhh..."
The man in black did not answer the man's words, but screams suddenly sounded nearby. It turned out that it was the man's wife and concubines who were so frightened that they screamed on the spot after seeing this!
"Quick!"
Seeing the demonic sound piercing his ears, even the birds in the bamboo forest were frightened. A man in black frowned and raised his knife to chop. Unexpectedly, as soon as he moved, he was stopped by the horseman driving the carriage.
Come down.
"Deal with that person first, and they can stay for a while..." The groom approached the man in black and whispered with a wink.
"Stay for a while?"
The man in black was stunned for a moment, but then he seemed to have figured something out, and a lustful light appeared in the corner of his eyes.
"Hahaha, you are so considerate! Come here, chop this guy up and feed it to the dogs!"
"etc!"
Seeing that several people around him were about to come forward again with knives, the surrounded man finally became anxious and hurriedly stood up. He mustered up all his strength and shouted at those people: "Hero, spare your life!"
Well, he is probably the only person in the world who can beg for mercy so confidently.
"Why are you still standing there? Hack him to death!"
However, the man's yelling was not completely ineffective. At least the men in black hesitated for a moment, and only waited for the groom to scream out loud before raising his sword and rushing forward again.
"Buzz..."
Just when the men in black were raising their swords to cut, the face of the coward-like man suddenly showed a trace of determination. He raised his hands, and with two clear and crisp sounds, he rushed towards the end.
The two men in black in front suddenly froze. The next second, they both hugged their necks and fell to the ground, twitching uncontrollably.
Because it was already late at night, and the light in the bamboo forest was even darker, the other people did not see what happened at all. It was not until blood spurted out uncontrollably from the gaps between their fingers that the others knew that these two people must have been shot.
Hidden weapons such as sleeve arrows!
"Quick, kill him! The sleeve arrow can only be fired once!" The coachman leaning next to the carriage jumped and shouted. The men in black hesitated after hearing this, but still grabbed the knife and rushed forward!
"Who said sleeve arrows can be fired once?" The man looked at the people rushing up, sneered again, and then raised his hand.
Very good, the few people who were still alive this time obviously had a memory, and they immediately squatted down with their heads in their hands. Even the groom next to the carriage also hurriedly moved to the back of the carriage, fearing that he would be accidentally killed.
Disaster of fish.
"Pa bang bang..."
A series of random noises were heard, which was particularly clear in the darkness. Several men in black felt their bodies shaken and thought they had been hit by a hidden weapon. They almost fell down on the muddy forest path.
