Obviously, it seems that the emperor is the only one in the world who can think of having a barbecue in the palace hall and put it into action!
"Well, I can't do that anymore. I'm drunk. I want to go home..."
After being blown by the cold wind, he was shocked to realize this! Xiao Han, who still kept pushing the window, his lips trembled a few times, and he just wanted to give himself a big mouth right away!
Of course, if it was not illegal to hit the emperor, he even wanted to give Xiao Lizi a slap in the face!
Brother! If you really want to win people's hearts, you don't have to do something like this, right? You almost didn't eat the sheep, but you ended up eating the top management of Datang!
If you really feel sorry for yourself, you can get some more gold and silver jewelry and send them to your home, especially yellow, orange, and golden gold. Send two more boxes, which is guaranteed to be more effective than roasting ten elephants.
Xiao Han was about to cry but had no tears, but Cheng Yaojin on the side reacted very quickly. While others were still stunned, he rushed forward, hugged Xiao Han, and said with a smile: "Haha
Haha, it doesn’t matter if you’re drunk, come on, come on, I, Old Cheng, have a secret recipe passed down from our ancestors, it’s called wine hangover cure!”
"Tsk tsk, that's right! The last time I drank with someone, I tried the hangover effect of this wine. Well, it was unforgettable! I must let him try it for himself today!"
Who can reach this side hall, who is not the best among the best? As soon as Cheng Yaojin finished speaking, Tang Jian, who was sitting by the charcoal fire, was already holding his beard and bursting into laughter!
But with these two people's banter, the slightly awkward atmosphere returned to normal instantly.
As for Xiao Lizi, he didn't even hear Xiao Han scolding him. He just smiled and cut off a piece of meat from the roasted golden lamb leg, then gently picked up the salt shaker on the side and sprinkled salt into the meat.
!
"Haha, it's rare for Xiao Han to come back! Today there are only brothers here, no monarchs and ministers. Come and try the meat I roasted for you myself!"
A jar of salt was poured on the meat, and the meat was almost buried under the salt. Little Plum nodded with satisfaction, stood up and handed the plate to Xiao Han.
Xiao Han trembled and took the meat. His eyes stared blankly at the salt on the meat. No! It was meat in the salt. After a while, he said in a trembling voice, "...Thank you, big brother, for giving me the meat!"
Xiao Lizi nodded with satisfaction: "Well, eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold!"
Cheng Yaojin also echoed with a smirk on his face: "Yes, yes! Eat quickly! If you feel it's bland, I still have salt here!"
When he heard that salt was needed, Xiao Han immediately shivered and waved his hands hastily: "No! No need! You should keep it for yourself!"
"Then eat quickly!"
"That's right! Don't waste your time!"
Under the persuasion of a group of malicious animals around him, Xiao Han was "moved" to tears!
He was about to suddenly close his eyes and put the mutton with "seasonings" into his mouth! He accidentally discovered that Dasha Yuchi was so happy beside him that he couldn't even close his mouth!
That mouth, which was already so big, was now so wide that it could fit a fist directly into it!
So, Xiao Han rolled his eyes and suddenly pointed at him and shouted: "Brother Yuchi, why do you open your mouth so wide? Maybe you are hungry! I don't dare to eat alone, brother, so I'll give it to you first!"
"Gah?"
Yuchi Gong, who was grinning and preparing to see Xiao Han make a fool of himself, was stunned when he heard this. A bad premonition suddenly flashed through his heart, but before he could close his mouth hastily, Xiao Han had already jumped up and used both hands to cut the mutton.
The rest was poured into his mouth! And finally he shook the plate so that the remaining salt grains could roll into his big mouth! Look at this posture, otherwise the plate would be too big to fit in, so he
You can probably even throw the plates in!
"Ah!!! Hold the grass! Bah, bah, bah! Hold the grass!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Accompanied by a scream with a vibrato, a group of bastards around who were waiting to watch the fun immediately burst into laughter! They were watching the fun, and it really didn't matter whether the fun was Xiao Han or Yuchi Dasha!
Moreover, watching Yuchi Dasha make a fool of himself seems to be more enjoyable than watching Xiao Han make a fool of himself! Especially Cheng Yaojin and Duan Zhixuan, who had been beaten by Yuchi Dasha before, saw him jumping up and down, and their faces changed.
, and even staggered with laughter, unable to stand firmly. People couldn't help but worry that they would fall into the charcoal fire, and like the poor sheep, they were roasted golden and crispy.
If most of the excitement in the main hall is filled with hypocrisy and hypocrisy, then today in this side hall, there is only sincere joy!
As Xiao Lizi said at the beginning, there are no kings or ministers here today, only brothers!
Yuchi Dasha, who had suffered a loss, wanted to bring bad luck to Xiao Han, but was stopped by Qin Shubao. With Cheng Yaojin fanning the flames, they quickly started to fight each other with blushing faces!
During the chasing and fighting, everyone seemed to have returned to the original Qin Prince's Mansion, back to the time when their brothers fought on the battlefield together, drank from a large bowl together, and ate meat with large mouthfuls.
At that time, Xiao Lizi was not the emperor, and Cheng Yaojin and the others were not the dukes, but they were very happy, happier than ever!
At this time, they finally relived the brotherly relationship they had before. The only regret is: Liu Hongji is not here!
After being diagnosed, he could only shed tears and stay silently in a corner of the main hall drinking.
After a long time, the charcoal fire extinguished, and the ashes still exuding residual warmth were blown by the wind, and a few sparks lit up from time to time, but they were extinguished in the blink of an eye.
On the bonfire, a large sheep had been eaten and only a single skeleton was left. When the dogs saw it, they shook their heads in disgust!
But even so, the drunk Yu Chigong still hugged a mutton leg bone and took a bite from time to time, as if the mutton leg was Xiao Han's thigh.
"Go for a walk?"
In the mess, Li Shimin and Xiao Han were the rare people who remained sober. After all, among the two, Xiao Han had a very large capacity for alcohol, and because his mood became more comfortable, drinking was like a whale sucking water.
, the bottom line cannot be seen at all.
And Xiao Lizi, hey... even though he said there would be no king or minister today, who could convince him to die? So in the end, among the people in the room, only two people were a little sober.
"good!"
Shaking his heavy head, Xiao Han reluctantly showed a smile to Xiao Lizi. He was still conscious now, but so much alcohol still made his body a little sluggish.
After a while.
One monarch and one minister went outside the palace one after the other.
The wind has stopped at this time, but the snow is still heavier than before! In just this moment, the snow on the ground is enough to cover people's feet, but the snow in the sky is still falling tirelessly.
