"It's simple. When a person is born, the nose and mouth are connected to each other. However, as time goes by, the nostrils are blocked by dirt and are no longer connected! So you only need to wash away the dirt with water.
Do what I do." Xiao Han glanced at Zhang Qiang and said half-seriously.
"Wash away the dirt? How to wash it?" Zhang Qiang did not realize that there was something wrong with Xiao Han's words. Hearing this, he immediately stretched out his hand and tried to pick his nostrils with his carrot-thick fingers. Sure enough, he took out a huge piece of booger.
Disgusted, he hurriedly flicked it away.
"Don't!!!" Xiao Han was shocked when he saw the movement of Zhang Qiang's hand. He was about to stop him, but Zhang Qiang was too fast! Before he could say anything, the thing had already flown far away from him.
In the garden, I don’t know where it ended up.
"It's over, this garden is terrible!" Xiao Han's mouth twitched twice, and he looked at his garden with sorrow and anger!
What a beautiful garden, but now it’s all ruined by Zhang Qiang’s rat droppings!
Thinking of the next time he went into the garden to enjoy the scenery, he accidentally happened to bump into that disgusting object hanging on an unknown flower and grass. Xiao Han, who had always been a little bit obsessed with germs, felt a shudder in his body and mind!
"Hey, you haven't told me how to wash them in order to clear them up!" Zhang Qiang didn't even notice Xiao Han's sad and angry look at this time. He was still concentrating on picking his nostrils, and at the same time he didn't forget to ask him for the secret to making smoke from his nostrils.
So that I can show off in front of others later.
"How to wash! Just pour water into the nostrils!" Xiao Han turned back, gritted his teeth and glared at Zhang Qiang and said, "If it doesn't work, then pour alcohol into it! Guaranteed success the first time!"
"Well……"
In other words, Zhang Qiang may not be very smart, but he is definitely not a fool! Hearing Xiao Han's obvious deception method, he also reacted at this time, looked at Xiao Han strangely and said, "Is this how you practice?"
Xiao Han nodded fiercely: "Nonsense! What else?"
"Oh~" Zhang Qiang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and hurriedly took a bag of wine from his waist, and then handed it to Xiao Han with a smile: "Just right! I have wine here, please give me a sample first.
I’m studying! Come on! Fill it in!”
"This..." Xiao Han looked at the bag full of wine and his eyes were a little straight. If so much high-alcohol wine was poured into his nostrils, would he be drunk to death first? Or would he be choked to death first?
Facts have proved that there is no fool these days!
Knowing that it was a trap, Xiao Han would not pour wine into Zhang Qiang's nostrils, and Zhang Qiang would never believe Xiao Han's lies again!
After all, there is only one correct way to use wine, and that is to pour it into your mouth!
So soon, this pair of brothers who love each other came to the Nuan Pavilion arm in arm, and with the side dishes brought from the kitchen, you drank the bag of wine in one sip, and I drank it all in one sip.
"Come on, why were you unhappy just now?" After a full bottle of wine, Zhang Qiang's face was obviously drunk. Seeing that Xiao Han still looked a little unhappy, he couldn't help but ask him with a wine burp.
When it comes to Xiao Han's daily drinking capacity, he is definitely much better than Zhang Qiang. Let alone sharing a bag of wine between the two, even if he drinks a bag each, he can definitely keep his face calm and his heart not beating.
But the problem is that now he has something on his mind. As the saying goes, if the wine is not drunk, everyone will get drunk! So after only half a catty of wine, there was a confused look in his eyes.
"It's okay! Your Majesty gave me money, how could I be unhappy?" Xiao Han raised his head and poured another glass of wine into his stomach, and said to Zhang Qiang with his tongue hanging out.
Zhang Qiang shook his head, with disbelief clearly written on his face: "You...don't even think about lying to me! I can see that you have been worried about it since you came back this time! I'm just wondering, how can a man follow this
You're just like a girl, she's always chirping, if you have something to say, can't you just say it?"
"Is my bitch chirping?" When Xiao Han, who was still drunk and confused, heard this, he immediately jumped up from his seat like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "Fuck you! You know nothing.
Understand? I am worried about all the people in the world!"
Zhang Qiang's eyes turned red and he glared at Xiao Han, then he grabbed a handful of salted beans and threw them into his mouth: "Humph, all the people in the world? Is this the people in the world begging you to think about it for them?
Without you, everyone in the world will not be able to survive?
How do I remember that after the death of Saint Kong, the world did not see the light of day, right? It’s not just what it was before, it’s just what it is?! Why is it that without you now, the world is gone?!"
"you……"
"What am I doing?"
"The cicada cannot speak of the ice, and the frog in the well cannot speak of the sea!" Xiao Han was about to explode with anger at this time. Coupled with the drunkenness, the words hidden in his heart immediately emerged uncontrollably: "You know,
Where has His Majesty put his thoughts now?!"
"Where did you put it?" Zhang Qiang still looked indifferent. He was far away from the court now. He didn't know anything about the things in the court, and he didn't want to know! This is what Xiao Han mentioned today. If it were mentioned by others, he would
I guess I don’t even bother to listen!
"Liaodong!" Xiao Han stared at Zhang Qiang and uttered two words coldly from his mouth!
"Liaodong is Liaodong...what! Liaodong!"
As soon as he heard the two words Xiao Han said, Zhang Qiang didn't react for a while. When he noticed something was wrong, he immediately exclaimed, and at the same time, the alcohol all over his body turned into cold sweat, and broke out from every part of his body!
"How do you know! Why did Your Majesty suddenly think of Liaodong? It's only been a few years since Ansheng's birthday. What are you going to do?" Zhang Qiang, who was half awake from the wine and frightened, grabbed Xiao Han's arm and asked him one after another like a barrage of questions.
So many questions!
This is not something that Zhang Qiang is making a fuss about. This place in Liaodong is really too special!
I remember the death of the extremely tyrannical Sui Dynasty II! Although the main reason was Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty himself, the countries of Liaodong and Goryeo also played an important role in it!
Who would have thought that with the overwhelming power of the Sui Dynasty, the attack on a small country like Goryeo would be so embarrassing! In the end, even the Sui Empire would fall apart and cease to exist?
"Your Majesty has been working on it for a long time! If I guessed correctly, it should have started when the Qintian Supervisor studied the stars and concluded that this year will be a year of heavy snow and next year will be a year of disaster!"
"Has Your Majesty been preparing for so long?" Zhang Qiang still refused to believe it: "But there is still a big gap between our Tang Dynasty and the Sui Dynasty when it was in its heyday! Besides, didn't Qin Tianjian say that this year is a year of disaster? This
Under such circumstances, how can we mention Liaodong again!"
