These days, no one would be willing to stay in the same military camp with a guy suffering from schizophrenia!
Because there, not to mention eating and drinking, everyone is together. Even when sleeping at night, they just lie down on the mat casually and start snoring one after another.
Fortunately, this winter, everyone can wear some clothes to keep warm. If it is hot in summer, it goes without saying that you will definitely strip naked!
Think about a group of naked men lying together and sleeping soundly. If anyone is not careful at night, the consequences will be...
This scene, let alone seeing it, is enough to make people shudder just thinking about it!
Perhaps, precisely because of this, when Cheng Yaojin and others left overnight, they did not even inform Liu Hongji. This completely treated him as a god of plague and avoided him!
Seeing that the brother who used to have a good relationship with each other and only wore a pair of trousers now regarded him as an abandoned shoe, Liu Hong's basically fragile heart was even more shocked! Every time he thought about it, he couldn't help but curse a few words.
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Didn’t we promise to share blessings and share hardships at the beginning? We don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we want to die in the same year and the same month?!
Good guy, I shouted the slogan loudly, but now I am sick, and no one even visits me!
Even the New Year gifts were thrown into the concierge, and then ran away immediately, as if if you stayed for a while longer, you would be infected with a disease. What kind of beast brothers are you surrounded by?
"Xiao Han is still a brother. Although he didn't come to see me, he didn't run away either. Well, in two days, he must visit me again!" Gudong Gudong drank the jar of medicine into his stomach. Liu Hongji felt that at this time
Hiccups are bound to smell like medicine. I muttered dissatisfiedly and thought of my good brother Xiao Han again.
However, he didn't know that at this moment, his good brother had completely forgotten the existence of his old Liu! Every day, he was either thinking about making something good to eat at home, or running around with his daughter and robbing some things along the way.
New Year's money, life, it is called a carefree life.
As the saying goes, when you are happy, things always fly by.
As if in the blink of an eye, the sixth day of the Lunar New Year has passed and the court meeting has resumed.
However, compared with the past, many courtiers took sick leave this time, and their reasons for taking leave were varied and different.
It has been said that I have been struggling with food during the New Year, and even now I still can’t get up.
There are also cases where someone fell down while drunk and injured his waist. It is estimated that he will not be able to recover in three to five months.
There is also the most outrageous Lao Cheng. It is said that this gangster got into a fight with Niu Jinda when he was drunk. Both of them were injured in the fight. Up to now, both of them are bedridden. They are afraid of wind, water and light.
, not to mention not being able to see guests, the symptoms are exactly the same as the legendary rabid dog disease, and it is not known who bit whom of the two in the first place.
When these various reasons were mentioned, some courtiers who did not know the inside story thought that the emperor would be furious, and then issued a decree to let these bastards come to work immediately!
As a result, what surprised them was that for such a bizarre reason, the emperor actually believed it, and with a stroke of his pen, he approved it directly for them!
Looking at the approved leave note, some greedy officials who had not had enough time during the New Year also started drooling over each other, secretly wondering if they should also have a sprained foot and spend ten days and half a month recuperating at home.
However, this is just a thought! If they were really allowed to rest, these people would probably cry and protest with all their might! After all, suspension with salary is still a trivial matter. If the emperor accidentally discovers this,
The yamen can operate normally, even more smoothly, with or without itself. Wouldn't that be like shooting oneself in the foot?
Furthermore, having so many people asking for leave in the court does not seem to be a bad thing for others. After all, looking at the people asking for leave, they are all as good as a fool like Cheng Yaojin, Duan Zhixuan, and Yuchi!
These guys are all the troublemakers in the court, and they have done a lot to fight against each other even if they disagree with each other! Now that these troublemakers in the court disappear, no matter how orderly it is in the Golden Palace,
Both the atmosphere and the atmosphere changed drastically! Even the voice of the Censor Yanguan when he spoke became a bit louder.
Without those bastards, they no longer have to worry about whether they will be suddenly put in a sack on the way home from the morning after making a report, and then given a sound beating!
On the first day of the court meeting, Xiao Han also came to court.
However, since he doesn't have a permanent job now, he doesn't need to come every day. He just needs to come here on the first day of work and wish the emperor a happy New Year.
Going to work is boring at any time, and Xiao Han is no exception.
As usual, after entering the hall, he first chose a steaming pillar. Next, Xiao Han stuffed a cushion under his butt, leaned against one behind his back, and finally held one in his arms, and began to yawn.
Listen to other ministers flattering the emperor.
This time, for some unknown reason, the elders of the three dynasties did not come. After asking several officials around, they all said they did not know, which made Xiao Han somewhat worried.
However, worry is worry, and you still have to do it while sleeping.
Leaning against the pillar, he spent the morning in a daze. After the court was over, Xiao Han struggled to get up. While walking out with the minister, he was thinking about what to eat in the evening.
"Master Xiao, Your Majesty asked you to wait."
Just when Xiao Han arrived at the entrance of the main hall, before his front foot stepped out of the door, a high-pitched voice came from behind. Xiao Han was stunned when he heard it, and the foot he took out also hung in the air.
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"Your Majesty is looking for me?" Turning his head in surprise, Xiao Han retracted his feet, looked at the eunuch in a red robe and asked: "Eunuch Hong, what does your Majesty want to see me for?"
It turned out that the person who stopped him was the chief eunuch of the palace, Eunuch Hong!
"Haha, Lord Marquis is joking." When Eunuch Hong heard Xiao Han ask him, he quickly smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Your Majesty's Sacred Heart is dictatorial, how could this old slave know about it? But..."
Having said this, Eunuch Hong suddenly lowered his voice, looked around closely at all the civil and military officials who were almost gone, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Your Majesty doesn't look good."
"Oh!" Xiao Han's heart moved, and he immediately turned around countless thoughts, but there was no trace of it on his face.
"Okay, I understand. Father-in-law, go and get busy. I'll just wait here!" He smiled and cupped his hands to Eunuch Hong. When they met each other, three golden leaves silently slid down the sleeves and onto Hong's sleeves.
In the hands of the father-in-law, the wrinkles on the old eunuch's face seemed to melt away with joy.
