Xiao Han never expected that he just made a casual joke and actually made Li Shentong go crazy!
I saw him tearing his own hair crazily a few times, tearing the fine hair like a beggar! Later, maybe he felt that this was not enough, and punched and kicked the wall beside him, tearing the poor wall.
The walls were filled with dust!
Not to mention, in the end, under Xiao Han's dumbfounded gaze, Li Shentong hit his head against the wall! Hearing a loud "bang", he collapsed softly to the ground.
"Hello? Hello?"
Looking at Li Shentong who was paralyzed on the ground, Xiao Han still couldn't react from his confused state. He wanted to step forward to check, but he hesitated.
For no other reason than because the boy's behavior just now was exactly the same as the legendary rabies! Xiao Han thought that if he went up and was bitten by him again, wouldn't it be great fun?
"Are you...are you okay?"
Hesitantly looking around, Xiao Han wanted to find someone to step forward to check the situation for him.
But because today is the Lantern Festival, there was too much noise on the street! Even though Li Shentong was making so much noise just now, no one noticed their alley! Even Xue Pan and Xiaodong who came out together, these people
Shi Ye was busy running to take care of An An, and no one listened to him at all.
"Big brother, big brother, big brother...can you stop mentioning my big brother all the time?!"
Just when Xiao Han couldn't find anyone after searching for a while, and was frowning, thinking about whether to bring Xiao Qi over so that he could identify his brother, Li Shentong, whose forehead was green and red, sat up from the ground again.
, leaning on the wall, murmuring with distracted eyes: "I am Li Shentong, I have been known as a child prodigy since I was a child! But why does everyone mention my brother when they see me! All of you are looking at me
Brother, instead of looking at me?"
"Well……"
When Xiao Han heard Li Shentong's murmur, his cheeks immediately twitched twice. He felt that he really couldn't guess what was going on in the minds of these rich second generations!
Who is Li Shentong's brother?
That was Li Jing! The first military god of the Tang Dynasty! He beat the arrogant Turks to pieces! He even captured the Great Khan and sent him to Chang'an. If nothing happened, he would let the Great Khan sing and dance for the people of the world!
Such a legendary figure who has left a strong mark in history books! Even though he has now retired and no longer holds any substantive positions, he has even lived a good life in order to protect himself in the past two years.
Come on.
But in this Tang Dynasty, who dared to despise him? Probably even the emperor did not dare!
For such an awesome person, if he could be his big brother, let alone someone else, even Xiao Han himself would probably be able to wake up laughing from his dreams at night!
What the hell is thirty years less of struggle? This is simply thirty years of less struggle!
With such a biological brother, even if from now on he just lies down, eats and waits for death, or even changes his ways to become a prodigal, that will be enough to ruin him for ten lifetimes!
But now, Xiao Han unexpectedly made a miraculous discovery: how could such a big brother, whom no one else could even dream of, come to Li Shentong and feel as if he had been wronged so much?
Could it be that this kid didn't have rabies, but rabid donkey disease?
In this case, Xiaoqi may be useless, and Xiaoji must be taken out and identified!
Xiao Han's eyes were murmuring, and his thoughts had already flown to an unknown place!
Seeing Li Shentong, who was sitting on the ground looking miserable, he could only helplessly shake his head and smile bitterly.
He didn't need to guess, he knew what Xiao Han was thinking!
But the problem is that I am really not crazy!
He also really wants to rely on himself and go out to make a breakthrough. Even if he is not a general, he can only be a small captain or a centurion. It is better than staying in Chang'an and being the military god in the eyes of others.
younger brother!
Of course, young Li Shentong may have never thought that his so-called little captain might be a height that others could not reach in their entire lives!
"I also want to say goodbye to you when I come here this time! When you see me next time, I will teach you to stay apart for three days and treat me with admiration!"
Having just vented to the wall, the pent-up energy in Li Shentong's chest also dissipated a lot. After saying this, he stood up with difficulty holding on to the wall, and walked deeper into the alley without looking back.
Walk everywhere.
"Man, why don't you bring Wu Gou? Take the fifty states of Guanshan! Please go to Qilin Pavilion for a while, like a scholar with ten thousand households?"
As Li Shentong left step by step, his childish and sad chanting sounded in the alley!
And the poem he recited was very familiar to Xiao Han! Because he relied on this poem to win the title of King of Lanterns at the Chang'an Shangyuan Festival a few years ago.
Now, Li Shentong also recited it on the Lantern Festival a few years later. I don’t know if it was a coincidence or deliberate?
"Ahem, even though I really don't want to say it..."
His eyes flickered for a few times, and Xiao Han watched Li Shentong walking further and further away in the alley, and when his back almost merged into the darkness, he coughed twice and finally said: "But you said
The Guanshan Fifty States have been taken back by your brother a long time ago!"
"Bang..."
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, the shadow walking in the alley staggered. Li Shentong fell heavily to the ground. From behind, Xiao Han's teeth were sore. The fall must have been very painful.
!
"After that place is taken back, I will go to Goryeo, Tubo, and the Western Regions! I, Li Shentong, don't believe it. The world is so big that there is no place for my generation to make contributions!"
With a cry of grief and indignation, Li Shentong got up from the ground and left the place in a state of embarrassment.
Behind him, Xiao Han looked at the shadow that left in a panic, but a smile gradually appeared at the corner of his mouth.
What a passionate young man? What a middle school ideal? This is exactly the same as his original self! I just don’t know if he will remember these original vows in the future after being slapped hard by reality.
, and will you be ashamed of your youth and frivolity?
"Tsk tsk, forget it, I'm too lazy to worry about it. I'm not his father, so I have no obligation to teach him to be smart. Let's just give Li Jing a headache with these bullshit things!"
After scratching his head, Xiao Han quickly put the matter behind him and strolled to the street to find Xue Pan and others.
Because in his mind, as soon as Li Shentong showed up in the army, his military god brother would definitely get the news as soon as possible!
When the time comes, it will be Li Jing's business to take him back to Chang'an with his five-flowered bundle tied up, or to act with the prince, and there is no need for him to bother with it.
