Obviously, the reason why Xiao Han can remember this name is definitely not because he is a good boss and can remember the names of everyone under him.
But it’s because this name is a perfect match for the person Li Keng! They are both exactly the same scammers.
I don’t know why Li Keng’s father thought of giving him such a name in the first place, but now it seems that his father was so prescient!
"Master Hou, it's me! Do you still remember me?!"
In the crowd, Li Keng became inexplicably excited when he heard Xiao Han call out his name.
It's also true that he is a nobody, but his name can be remembered by a general who is a prince. This is strange if it is not exciting!
"Ahem..."
Next to the mud pit, Xiao Han looked at the excited Likeng and knew that he might have misunderstood. His old face suddenly turned red! He could only cough twice to cover up his embarrassment.
There is no way to explain this misunderstanding, and there is no way to explain it.
You can't tell him directly: I think you are a scammer as your name suggests, so I remember your name, right?
If this is the case, then if I go out with the new Fire Guards in the future, I will probably have to guard my back at all times to see if there are any cold shots coming.
"That Li Keng, what's the matter with you?" After coughing a few times, Xiao Han finally calmed down and remembered to ask him why he called him.
"I, I..." Facing Xiao Han's suspicious gaze, Li Keng's expression instantly became tangled. He stuttered several times, then gritted his teeth viciously and said, "I want to report something! Just now!
Before the fire, I met General Liu and talked to him."
"Oh? What was he doing at that time? What did he say to you again?" When Xiao Han heard this, his heart moved and he asked.
After saying what he just said, Li Keng seemed to be brave at this time, squeezing his neck and saying: "General Liu had a cigarette in his mouth at that time, and then he told me that he was addicted to smoking, but he had no fire!"
"Smoking, looking for fire?" Xiao Han's face changed, and turned into a look with teeth itching with hatred. It is obvious that it has something to do with him smoking and looking for fire at this time!"
Sure enough, he heard Li Keng continue to say: "Then he searched for a long time and couldn't find any fire, so he wanted me to find a way to get him a firearm to start a fire. I didn't agree, so he walked over here by himself, and then
It didn't take long and the place started to burn..."
Liu Hongji, who had run away to nowhere, would never have thought that this scammer named Likeng would sell him so cleanly and without leaving any room for error!
"Okay, no wonder he works so hard to put out fires!"
"No, just now the soles of his shoes were burned alive because he stepped on the flames!"
Soon, the onlookers began to criticize Liu Hongji. They scolded poor Liu Hongji and ran away.
Hey, this was the fault of being soft-hearted back then. If Liu Hongji had known that this would be the case, he would have dug a hole first and buried him alive!
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"Ah sneeze!!!"
At the same time, in Likeng's dormitory, Liu Hongji, who was as smoked as Mr. Bao, sneezed hard.
"Damn it! I have to change three sets of clothes in one day. This place must be too much for me, Old Liu. No, I have to leave later. I can't stay here anymore!"
Rubbing his nose and cursing, Liu Hongji took off the clothes that were so burned that they almost turned into fishing nets and threw them aside. Then he found a smaller piece of clothing from the closet and put it on with difficulty.
On oneself.
However, compared to the previous one, this piece of clothing is much tighter. I don’t know if it is born that way or if it has shrunk due to being washed more often.
When Liu Hongji put it on, it was like a fat pig putting on a cheongsam. The flesh on his body was strangled piece by piece, and it was clearly visible from the outside of the clothes. It was unappetizing to say the least.
"Huh...it's too tight!"
After finally putting on his clothes, Liu Hongji sat on the bench, not daring to take a breath for fear that his clothes would completely fall apart if he took a breath.
"The one with the surname Liu! The one with the surname Liu!"
And just when Liu Hongji was trying to adapt to this "tight suit", a burst of noisy footsteps suddenly came from outside. In addition to the footsteps, Xiao Han's angry yelling and cursing was also mixed in.
"It's not good, you got knocked on the door so soon!" Hearing these voices, Liu Hongji felt a chill in his heart. When he knew about the Dongchuang incident, he subconsciously wanted to run away.
But the problem is, this is an ordinary dormitory, and there is no back door at all! What about windows? There are indeed them, but looking at himself tied up like a rice dumpling, Liu Hongji knew:
If he climbed through the window, he would definitely be fine, but the clothes would definitely be reimbursed! He didn't want to see the biggest news tomorrow, which was that he ran around naked in the military camp.
After quickly weighing the pros and cons in his mind, Liu Hongji made a decisive choice: I'm not going to run away yet. If you ask, if we don't admit it, don't you believe that you can still surrender?
"Lao Liu is not here!"
"I'm not here!"
Hearing the footsteps getting closer and closer, Liu Hongji sat on the edge of the bed, crossed his legs with great effort, and shouted at the top of his lungs! After pretending to be a nobleman for so many years, he almost forgot how to act like a rogue.
"He's not here?" Listening to the undisguised voice, Xiao Han's nose almost became angry, and he gritted his teeth and cursed angrily: "He's not here, then who are you?"
"I? I'm Liu Hongya!" Liu Hongji's voice came again from inside the room. Compared with last time, Liu Hongji's voice was obviously much more relaxed this time. It really sounded like a gangster on the streets of Chang'an.
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"Liu Hongji, Liu Hongya? A family of beasts?" Xiao Han had already arrived at the door of the room at this time. Hearing this, he spat viciously and didn't bother to bother with him anymore. He directly signaled the dog to come forward and kick the door.
: "No matter what kind of beast he is, just kick open the door first, beat him up, and wait until he gets angry."
"Hou...Master Hou...are you really kicking me?" Hearing this, the dog next to Xiao Han looked at his big feet hesitantly, and then at the closed door in front of him. He hesitated for a moment, for fear that something might happen.
Once the foot is removed, the leg is no longer his.
"Nonsense! Kick him quickly!"
Hesitate, hesitate.
In the end, Xiao Han glared at him fiercely, and Gouzi finally calmed down, looked around, then followed Li Keng, who was watching the fun, and said: "You! Come here! It's you, don't look at others, come here and kick me.
Door!"
"Me?" Li Keng was enjoying watching the excitement. Although he had just made a small report, he did not expect that the fire would burn to him so quickly.
