Now that the love talk is over, there is no need to talk about what happens next.
Anyway, by the early morning of the next day, even An An, who was getting up in a daze, could feel that something was not right in the bedroom.
"Mom, why is there a strange smell in the room? Also, why does daddy sleep like a little pig?"
Lying next to Xiao Han, she scraped the short beard on Xiao Han's chin with her small hands. When she saw that her father didn't react at all, An An couldn't help looking up at Xue Pan in confusion and asked.
Xue Pan was sitting by the bed and sorting out his clothes. When he heard his daughter's question, his pretty face turned red. Just when he didn't know how to answer, he saw An An's eyes suddenly widening: "Hey, mother, yours
Why does your face look like a monkey’s butt?”
After Xue Pan, who had a pretty and blushing face, heard her daughter's words, for some reason, her face suddenly turned from red to black!
Immediately afterwards, he raised his hand and slapped his daughter on the butt! Scared, An An quickly covered her butt, rolled to the side, and looked at her mother aggrievedly.
"Who taught you this?"
Beside the bed, Xue Pan, who was still raising his hands, seemed very angry. He glared at An An and said, "Who taught you, a little girl, to put your monkey's butt in your mouth?"
When it comes to those words, even though Xue Pan is now married and has children, she is still a little shy about words like "butt".
Although the Tang Dynasty was open and tolerant.
However, the powerful ethics passed down for thousands of years are still deeply rooted in everyone's heart, especially for a woman like Xue Pan, who came from a large family with a tradition of poetry and etiquette. She never dares to forget the Eight Elegances and Five Virtues!
As for his precious daughter, Xue Pan had suggested to Xiao Han more than once that he invite a virtuous Mr. Fang Zheng to come back and teach his daughter.
However, in Xiao Han's opinion: a child of only three or four years old is at the age where she can play unscrupulously. Letting her accept those boring Confucian classics so early is tantamount to killing the child's nature, so he would rather let her play freely.
I also refused to ask my teacher to teach me.
And not only that, whenever Xiao Han is at home, every time his daughter gets into trouble, instead of punishing her, Xiao Han will help cover it up!
At most, after being exposed by Xue Pan on the spot, he reluctantly let Xiao Shiyi and others take him away, saying that he would follow them to cultivate the righteousness of saints.
In this regard, Xiao Han even called it happy teaching!
Although Xue Pan always complained about this, every time he saw his daughter's pitiful eyes and his confidence in Xiao Shiyi's moral character, he would endure it and not have another attack.
However, both Xiao Han and Xue Pan seemed to have forgotten: for their little junior sister, the apple of the eye of the Marquis, the adopted daughter of the emperor, and the princess of the Tang Empire!
Xiao Shiyi and the others are much more doting than Xiao Han and Xue Pan!
It's a real thing that you hold in your hands for fear of falling off, and hold it in your mouth for fear of melting. No matter what request is made, they will try their best to satisfy it. Those so-called influencers have never cooked smoked chicken for the little junior sister.
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"An... An An heard what dad said. Brother Eleven also caught a monkey for An An. Its butt is indeed red?!"
Hiding in the corner of the bed, An An looked at Xue Pan timidly with her big watery eyes, wanting to prove that what she said was right.
However, what she didn't know was that the reason why Xue Pan was angry was not because she said the wrong color of the monkey's butt, but because the inelegant word "butt" should not be said in the mouth of a little girl like her.
out!
"It can't be done! It can't be done! Please sir, please sir immediately!"
Hearing the word "butt" from his daughter's mouth again, Xue Pan's anger that had just been suppressed started to rise again!
Staring fiercely at Xiao Han, who was sleeping like a dead pig, Xue Pan gritted his teeth and shouted: "If you don't invite me, sir, I will turn into a little girl who is a good lady! What kind of happiness teaching, is this all I have taught you?"
Pigs and dogs?”
Hearing this, not only An An trembled, but also Xiao Han, who was "sleeping soundly" on the bed, also trembled, and then returned to snoring.
However, he didn't even think about it. How could Xue Pan not be able to tell whether he was really sleeping or pretending to sleep after sharing the same bed for so many years?
"Are you awake? Just open your eyes when you wake up!" Soon, a cold snort came from his ears, and Xiao Han's snoring on the bed suddenly stopped.
Secretly opening his eyes, he looked at Xue Pan, who was standing in front of him with his hands on his hips and glaring angrily. Xiao Han's old face turned red, and he got up with a smile: "Well, I just woke up, I just woke up! It's so early in the morning, why are you so angry? My daughter is not angry.
Just say shit, it’s not an ugly curse word, but that’s it? Ahem, calm down! If you are angry for a long time, people will grow old!”
While comforting Xue Pan, Xiao Han gestured to his daughter from behind, why don't you run quickly and wait for the tigress to show off her power?
An'an was also a clever little kid. When she saw her father protecting her, she quickly slipped out of bed quietly along one side, then opened her legs and rushed out of the room to go to Grandpa Hua to cry and complain about her grievances.
"Just spoil her like this!"
How can the little tricks of father and daughter fool Xue Pan?
However, seeing her daughter's cautious look, she still let An An slip out of the door, then stared at Xiao Han with red eyes and said: "When you leave and come back, see if she will become a wild girl!
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"How could it be, how could it be?" Xiao Han touched his nose awkwardly. He also knew that Xue Pan's mood was unstable this morning, not all because of his daughter's words, but more because of worries about his trip.
Last night was a ridiculous night, and there was no time to express these worries. Now that the departure is about to begin, it would be strange for Xue Pan to calm down.
"Our daughter is the princess of the Tang Dynasty! Who dares to say that she is a wild girl?"
Stretching out his hand, Xiao Han, whose heart was filled with warmth, pulled Xue Pan, but he didn't pull, and Xue Pan was still struggling!
So, Xiao Han put more strength in his hands and pulled her into his arms.
"Okay, okay, I know you are in a bad mood, but you can't blame it on your children if you are in a bad mood, right? Besides, I went out this time to help the victims and to accumulate great merit for our family.
No matter what the danger, as soon as the disaster relief is over, he will come back soon, soon..."
"Really fast?"
"It's really fast! You can't save a disaster all year round, right? Even if I can survive it, won't the victims not be able to survive it either?"
Comforting people is a very labor-intensive thing! At least in Xiao Han's case, it is indeed like this...
When Old Man Hua, who was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, took An An's hand and came to settle the accounts with Xiao Han who had caused her suffering, Xiao Han was sitting on the edge of the bed so tired that he couldn't even straighten his waist...
