"His grandma is pretty good at pretending, right? Don't blame me for being rude!" Looking at the people in this room, Xiao Han was not angry at all. He was about to have an attack, but then he remembered something, evil.
He smiled charmingly and closed the door silently.
Bypassing the table, he walked to the corner first. Xiao Han crouched down and rummaged through a pile of jars. Finally, he dug out two rough porcelain jars and patted the sturdy seals of the jars, as if he had obtained a magic weapon.
Normally, the smile is especially cunning.
At this time, the guest with a guilty conscience was still pretending to be joking to avoid an unknown bone flying towards him. Xiao Han first came to Liu Hongji with a jar of wine. With so many people, he was the happiest person.
Moreover, this guy still has wood chips in his hair! But even so, he still dares to pretend that nothing is wrong. He is really thick-skinned!
The more than ten kilogram jar was placed heavily on the table, and the "bang" sound drowned out all the noise. When the people around looked at it, they couldn't pretend anymore. No matter they were cursing or eating, they all stopped.
Look at Xiao Han standing at the table.
Liu Hongji held up the bowl and looked at Xiao Han blankly. Before he could say anything, Xiao Han snatched the bowl away from his hand. If he hadn't just drank the last sip of wine, Xiao Han would have poured at least half of it on it.
On him!
Holding the bowl, Xiao Han seemed a little disappointed when he saw that no wine was spilled. He placed the bowl heavily on the table and glanced around at the people present. Seeing this posture, the others understood what Xiao Han was going to do.
Okay, this is my opening speech. I had so much fun eating, drinking and playing that I almost forgot all these rules!
Someone took the lead, and the others quickly followed. Those who still had wine left in their bowls drank it all, while those who had no wine consciously handed over their bowls and lined up in a row on the big round table, waiting for the master to refill them.
liquor.
Seeing these people being so winking, Xiao Han finally nodded with satisfaction. Fortunately, they are not stupid!
Lifting the wine jar, he poured it down the row of bowls with great pride, even Xiao Lizi's bowl. The jar of wine was only half full when it reached the bottom!
Throwing the empty wine jar into the arms of the servant who was waiting over there, Xiao Han brought another jar over, opened the mud seal, and then filled everyone's wine bowls.
The bowl is a large coarse porcelain bowl, and the wine is clear steamed wine. It is so bright that it seems to reflect the silhouette of people. The aroma is not like ordinary wine. When Xiao Han was pouring the wine, he sprinkled some on the table. This made many people's hearts beat.
It's all pumping! If it wasn't too embarrassing, I would lie down on the table and suck it all off. It's better than wasting this precious liquid!
After pouring the wine, he threw away the remaining wine jar. The servant who had just put down the empty jar quickly jumped to the rescue. Only then was he able to pick up the wine jar before it hit the ground.
After taking a look at the people around him, Xiao Han reached out and took out a bowl first, holding it in front of his chest. Naturally, the others followed suit and took away their own drinks.
When everyone was holding a bowl of wine in their hands, Xiao Han finally said his first words: "Masters, this bowl is for you who have returned from a great victory, drink to win!"
“Drink to win!!!”
This was considered the host's opening ceremony. Although they arrived a little late, everyone still shouted out in a dignified manner, and some anxiously put the wine to their mouths.
Everyone can smell the aroma of this wine, but few people know that the reason why these jars of wine are so fragrant is because they are all wine heads.
It looks crystal clear and smells fragrant, but once you drink it...
Tsk tsk tsk, this clear wine immediately feels like a rebellion!
The high-alcohol liquor Xiao Han brought out has an allusion to drinking it. It is not called drinking, but called drinking fire!
It sounds a bit exaggerated, but everyone who has sung this wine knows that this is no lie!
In Zhuangzi, even Uncle Lengzi, who loves drinking the most, said when he tasted it for the first time: After one sip of this wine, it felt like a line of fire extending from the mouth to the stomach! Next, it felt like the stomach was on fire.
, it is extremely exciting and extremely enjoyable!
After Xiao Han tasted it a little bit, he deeply agreed with this, and carefully stored them to prepare for use in the future when he deceives people!
Of course, choosing this wine is like choosing the Seven Injury Fist, hurting others and yourself! Even Xiao Han, who has a very heavy drinking capacity, can't bear it. He just relies on the two raw eggs he secretly swallowed before.
Protect your stomach!
Xiao Han raised the bowl high and drank all the wine in the bowl! Immediately there was a lot of cheers! Those who had attended the banquet before remembered to applaud and cheer him.
After drinking a bowl of wine, my face immediately turned red and my stomach ruminated slightly. I didn't dare to open my mouth for fear of spitting it all out again, so I could only turn the big bowl over, and there were only a few drops of wine left on the rim of the bowl.
"good!!"
“Good drinker!”
Zhang Qiang held up the bowl and cheered loudly, his eyes full of admiration, even the wine in the bowl would not go to his mouth!
Changsun Wuji and Xue Shou saw that Xiao Han had finished the drink without thinking, and picked up the bowl. However, they had always regarded themselves as gentlemen, so of course they couldn't just drink it with their heads raised.
As soon as they clinked the glasses, each of them had a small taste. Suddenly, his face was so wrinkled that he couldn’t even look at it!
Of course, there are a few smart ones, such as Xiao Lizi, who suddenly saw the performance of these two people and immediately stopped putting the wine bowl in their mouths, and instead took a look at the situation first!
Xiao Han has always loved tinkering with weird things, and it would be bad if he accidentally got into trouble.
But apart from the few people at this table who were still sober, most of the remaining people were already intoxicated by the atmosphere. How could they hold back?
After taking a sip, he held the wine bowl as if he were drinking Sanlejiang normally, and poured it down. While he was pouring it back, he looked dissatisfied at the people who were not drinking.
What's there? Xiao Han's wine is a little strong, but a man can be drunk to death, but he can't be scared to death! Come on!
However, the dissatisfied look only lasted for less than a second, and then it was replaced by a look of despair. I finally understood that some losses are not something that can be taken lightly...
"puff……"
As the first wine sword spurted out from the mouth of the drinker! The whole room went crazy, and the wine that was regarded as a treasure just now was now sprayed everywhere! Fortunately, they were all military commanders, and their reactions were quite sensitive.
Turn around and spray again, otherwise the food that is already on the table will be wasted!
The smell in the room was almost unbearable, and some people just ran away! The sound of choking coughs came one after another, looking far away, far away in this quiet night.
In the small building of Zhang Qiang's house, Xue Pan opened the window and looked at the bright lights in Xiao Han's house. There were faint curses and people staggering outside the house. He couldn't help but smile knowingly and touched his chest. He saw a handle of gold.
, the gem-decorated, gorgeous and shapeless small mirror is quietly hidden there.
This is something that Xiao Han thought about for a long time before making. Although it looks a bit tacky, the gold and silver is only a palm-sized mirror, but now, it is almost a priceless treasure. Even the well-informed shopkeeper of the Xue family
When I saw myself in the mirror for the first time, I was shocked! I begged Xiao Han to make another one, he wanted to make it a treasure for his shop!
Zhang Qiang's eldest wife leaned lazily on the chair, eating the delicacies sent by Xiao Han. Seeing Xue Pan lost her mind, she laughed and joked: "Sister? What are you looking at? Are you missing your lover? How about sister?"
I’ll send you over there to take a look? It’s too far away and cold to lie on the window!”
"Sister, what are you talking about! Who missed him!" When Xiao Min teased her, Xue Pan's face immediately turned red. She quickly closed the window and jumped towards Xiao Min, shining her cold hands on her neck.
The child stretched it in.
"Ah! Are you trying to kill people and silence them? Oh...Liang, help..."
There was a burst of laughter and commotion in the small building, but the scenery was not impressive enough for outsiders to appreciate.
But at Xiao Han's place, the dinner party started directly after the bowl of wine!
How could the wine that even Xiao Han was planning to trick people taste so good?! Even if he spits it out, what's left in his stomach is enough to make a person who doesn't drink well enough to be confused.
The dancing demons and howling ghosts were absolutely appropriate for Xiao Han's dinner party. The delicacies that were originally regarded as treasures were also smashed. Someone jumped and danced on the table, and someone stepped on someone's plate, and was immediately snatched from the table.
Come down and get a good beating...
Young Luo Shixin was a little reserved, and looked at Xiao Han with something wrong. He wanted to speak several times, but as soon as he came over, he was dragged away. After two bowls, he couldn't hold his tongue straight!
He persisted and swayed to Xiao Han's place, blushing and talking a lot, and finally couldn't hold on anymore, lying on his back on the ground, the wine mixed with minced meat in his mouth spurted out like a fountain, Lao Gao, but he was
