When Zhang Qiang heard this, he rolled his eyes and was almost so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born!
Regardless, he held the door panel and pushed hard, and Xiao Han, who was still clinging to him, was immediately thrown out! He fell directly from the steps to the ground, maybe there was something under his butt, and Xiao Han ran away like a rocket again.
Get up, jump up and down on the ground, and touch your buttocks hard with both hands!
"What are you doing! You're crazy! You threw me to death!"
"Hey, you are the one who complained first, right? Look at my nose, it's bleeding!"
"You deserve it! Who told you to be sneaky! My girlfriend is in there. If you peeked at me, I would be at a big loss!" Xiao Han said almost without thinking as he was drunk with alcohol!
Zhang Qiang puffed his beard and glared, pointing to the closed door with a trembling hand: "Look, this is my house. There are our two wives inside. Besides, there is a yard behind this door. I can see a yarn!"
"I won't let you see the wool!" Xiao Han knew that he was wrong, so he muttered, then he climbed up the steps again, holding his buttocks, and bumped Zhang Qiang, who was still angry, with his arm: "Okay, it's late at night, I don't mind.
Shame on you, why were you lying on the door just now?"
Zhang Qiang was staggered by Xiao Han, stared at him and growled: "Why am I lying here? Why do you want to kick me?!"
"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding! It was too dark just now. I just saw a person leaning on the door. I thought he was a gangster, so I kicked him. Who would have thought that you could lie on the door of your own house and peek!
Why don’t you go in and take a look?”
"Nonsense, if I could go in, wouldn't I? Didn't the door lock from behind?"
"Then knock on the door!"
"I'm knocking on your uncle! When I knock on the door, not everyone wakes up! Your second sister-in-law is feeling uncomfortable these days. If she finally falls asleep and is woken up by me again, she won't be able to sleep again tonight! You little brat, do you know how to love your wife?
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"Oh..." After hearing Zhang Qiang's words, Xiao Han suddenly realized. He looked up and down at the closed door and suddenly said, "You are stupid too. You can't get through the door or climb the wall?"
"Climbing the wall? That's right! Why didn't I think of that?" When Zhang Qiang heard this, Xiao Han was right! He must have drank too much tonight, otherwise he couldn't forget this!
Having figured out the trick, the two of them rushed back to Xiao Han's house happily. Along the way, they carefully avoided those drunken and crazy guests. They walked along the corner to the backyard, looked left and right, and found a random guest.
In the room, a table was lifted from inside and turned over to that side.
The two families of Xiao Han and Zhang Qiang were separated by a low wall of more than three meters, and there was no aisle, so it was easy to climb up! Zhang Qiang climbed over the wall with great effort by stepping on the table, and sat on the wall for a long time to look at this.
I just found a suitable place to stay and jumped down. Just as I was about to pat my butt and leave, I accidentally turned around and found that Xiao Han had also ridden on the wall.
"Hey, this is my house, what are you doing here?!" Zhang Qiang strangely shouted to Xiao Han on the wall.
Xiao Han lay on the wall and rolled his eyes: "My girlfriend is still here with your wife, why don't I come over and take a look?"
"Hey! It's so troublesome! You take her away quickly. Every time you come, you make me unable to go home!" Zhang Qiang sighed. He suddenly remembered the days when he was forced to sleep with Xiao Han. It was so miserable.
Got it!
However, Xiao Han was eager for this and quickly nodded in agreement.
He tried to put his feet under it, but found that the cement wall was really smooth and there was nothing to use for strength. He didn't dare to jump down, so Zhang Qiang had to continue to do it himself.
"Hey, Zhang Qiang, come here... oh!"
Before Xiao Han could finish his words, he was drinking too much. He moved faster than his brain. His legs drooped and he fell off the wall...
"Ouch...my old waist!" Xiao Han screamed.
"Ahem, does it hurt?" Zhang Qiang asked.
Xiao Han twisted his body and suddenly replied strangely: "Huh? It's weird! It hurts, but it doesn't hurt too much. Zhang Qiang, why is the ground in your house so soft?"
"Haha, because it's me you're fucking underneath!"
"Huh? Oh, Sauri!"
With a blush on his face, Xiao Han quickly got up from Zhang Qiang. He also got into trouble today. He knocked on Zhang Qiang's door first, and then again! But God can tell, Xiao Han is a real straight man!
If you don't have good masculinity, even if you have good masculinity, you should find someone like Luo Shixin, not a bearded monster like Zhang Qiang!
Zhang Qiang is no longer in the mood to scold Xiao Han, forget it, just leave it like this, as long as the person is not dead...
Get up and walk in the dark into the inner courtyard. Zhang Qiang's family doesn't have as many servants as Xiao Han's family, so it's even quieter. I didn't bring a lantern before coming. Fortunately, the moon tonight is really strong, and the two of them touched the little lantern along the way.
Upstairs, Zhang Qiang stepped forward and pushed the door, but it didn't move at all!
"It's over, they've locked this door too!" Zhang Qiang was dumbfounded as he pushed the door open.
"Ah? What kind of wife are you? You don't even leave a door for you? Where are the windows?" Xiao Han didn't believe in evil, so he opened the windows one by one, and he couldn't open any of them until his fingers hurt.
"Okay, let's go! Stop moving! If you wake up others, I'm not done with you!" Zhang Qiang sat on the ground and watched Xiao Han circling the small building like a cat that couldn't open a can of fish. He felt helpless.
Sighing, he stood up and dragged Xiao Han back, regardless of Xiao Han's reluctant appearance.
The enthusiasm I felt before I came was instantly poured with cold water, the kind with ice. Didn’t it mean that women in ancient times were the most gentle and virtuous, and they had to stay behind even if their husbands went out to visit prostitutes? How could a simple drink be enough?
When I was let in, I couldn’t even sleep on the sofa!
Besides, you didn't let Zhang Qiang in, but you let my girlfriend out. The night was long and I had no intention of sleeping. If I couldn't sleep, how could she sleep?
Random thoughts ran through his mind, and Xiao Han didn't even know how he climbed over the wall to get back. When he came to his senses, he was lying in his bedroom, with a warm quilt covering him, but it couldn't warm his cold heart.
, the worry about gains and losses between men and women in love is vividly reflected in Xiao Han.
"I can't sleep, but I have to take Xiao Lizi to visit tomorrow..." Staring at the beams, Xiao Han could even see the copper coins hanging on the beams when they were raised. He forced himself to close his eyes and started to use the most useful ones.
The oldest method: Counting sheep to sleep!
"One sheep, two sheep...three hundred and fifty-six men...three hundred and fifty-seven..."
I closed my eyes tightly, and Xue Pan's appearance came into my eyes again. I couldn't count anymore. I could only lift the quilt and continue to stare at the roof in a daze. The beauty was next door, but I had to guard the empty room alone. I couldn't even say a word. This feeling
It’s really sad! I don’t know how she is doing now…
Xue Pan is very good now, very good. He is wrapped in a big quilt, smelling of sunshine. When Xiao Min said that this was also done by Xiao Han, the warm feeling immediately rose to another level: My man must be civilized and martial.
Both worlds, extremely smart!
This sentence has been imprinted in my mind since I was young, and the figure that has always been vague seems to be slowly becoming clearer.
A young man smiles in the wind, his blue clothes swaying like magic. He is not in the army, but he has countless close friends! He has no rank, but he has countless soldiers bowing down and worshiping him! He is loyal to the soldiers, sincere to his relatives, and loves himself the most! This is the kind of person you deserve in life.
, no more regrets.
Thinking of his silly smile, Xue Pan let out a cry, blushed, and fell asleep sweetly with the mirror in his arms. Little did he know that not far away, someone was tossing and turning, making it difficult to fall asleep.
I don’t know how long Xiao Han went to sleep this night. Fortunately, he was the only one in the room this time. If Zhang Qiang also lived here, he would have been driven crazy by him!
