Waiting until Xiaodong left here and disappeared from the dark street corner, the fat man struggled to close his mouth as big as a hippopotamus, and then began to look nervously at the boy up and down.
"I……"
"No, no, if you knew Mr. Hou before, you wouldn't recognize him even after meeting him!"
The confused little boy saw this and was about to speak, but the fat man shook his head again, denying what he had just asked.
"Could he be related to your family?"
"That's not right! I have been with the Marquis for so long, and I have never heard that he has any relatives. In the past, people came to the door to identify relatives, but he didn't even ask, so he ordered someone to break a leg and throw it out...
"
"Could it be..."
After standing in the cold and dark street talking to himself for a long time, Fatty suddenly thought of something and slapped him hard!
"Is it possible that the Marquis is a drunkard and is not interested in drinking? Otherwise, why would he insist on letting your mother come to the city?"
Thinking of this, an indescribable and ambiguous smile quickly flashed across the fat man's face!
Of course, it’s no wonder that fat people think so!
After all, he has met the little boy’s mother!
Although the woman deliberately made herself look ugly because of her wandering, and her face was smeared with dust, she still could not conceal the beauty of a mature woman.
In addition, it happened that someone in the army in the past two days said that the Marquis had imitated Cao Cao during this period and had a special habit of liking other people's wives!
Some people even swore and swore that they had seen the Marquis looking at the Ningcheng County Magistrate’s wife with his own eyes, and he was so stunned!
For all these reasons, it would be weird if the fat man didn't want to be crooked!
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Eye Seeing the fat man pinching his chin with a mean smile, King Luo Bin next to him couldn't help but shudder. He thought he was possessed by an evil spirit, so he quickly and carefully pulled the corner of the fat man's clothes.
However, even though King Luo Bin was smart since he was a child and was known as a child prodigy, he was still too young after all and could not even imagine the nasty things in Fatty's mind at this time.
"Ah, it's okay, it's okay!"
The fat man who was suddenly awakened was shocked at first, then his eyes rolled around a few times, and then as if his face changed, he suddenly showed an extremely "kind" smile to King Luo Bin, startling the poor little boy, and subconsciously
He took several steps back.
"Um, Xiao Luo! Do you think it's okay for me to make you a sworn brother?"
When he asked this question with a smile, Fatty felt like a big bad wolf cheating on Little Red Riding Hood! He was full of shamelessness.
However, this is not important!
What's important is that if the Marquis becomes the little boy's father and he befriends the little boy, wouldn't it be...
Huh? Why does something feel wrong? How come my seniority has dropped one level? And I have an extra father for no reason?!
The fat man was stunned when he suddenly calculated the score.
What's going on? It turns out that I am of the same generation as the Marquis!
If there is an inexplicable loss of one generation, wouldn't all the brothers in the other camps be called "uncle" in the future?
Think about it, when you go out in the camp, you will see scenes of uncles and uncles everywhere!
The fat man couldn't help but tremble all over.
If there really is such a day, he feels
I might as well just crash to death in the camp. At least that would be better than being laughed at to death!
"No! I made a mistake just now. I'm not a brother. I want to be your godfather!"
Thinking of this, the fat man waved his hands hurriedly, wanting to correct his previous mistakes!
However, before he could say these words of explanation, King Luo Bin over there had already reacted and made a prompt decision. He directly bowed his head and said, "Big brother! Thanks to the eldest brother for not giving up, I am willing to marry the eldest brother Jinlan! We will share the blessings in the future, and there will be difficulties."
I agree! If you violate this oath, let the sky strike five thunderbolts to crush him!"
"Gah..."
The fat man, who was still waving his hands, looked at the little boy who prostrated on the ground and raised his right hand to swear an oath. He was immediately petrified on the spot! At this time, he really felt that his whole body was not good!
"I don't……"
After being stunned for a long time, the fat man opened his mouth, unwilling to accept it. He thought about trying harder to see if he could raise his seniority, even if he couldn't be a godfather, he would be a godfather...
Ahem, let’s forget about being a grandpa!
If the Marquis knew that he had taken a step ahead and became his father! The fat man felt that he would most likely be stripped off by Xiao Han and used to light a lamp...
"I mean……"
"Click..."
Halfway through the words, by chance, a bolt of lightning suddenly lit up like a ghost in the sky, illuminating the surrounding area as if it were daylight in an instant! All the fat man's next words were choked back in his throat.
"Rumble..."
Next, the dull spring thunder rolled over from the horizon. The deep sound not only made the tiles of the houses around him rustle, but also made the fat man's heart stop for a moment! "I……"
The poor fat man was completely confused by the scene in front of him. He raised his head with difficulty and looked at the various lightning bolts on the horizon that suddenly looked like a wild demon dancing wildly. Then he looked at the boy's face that was illuminated by the electric light. He opened his mouth.
If I regret it, I can't say it out loud.
"God, I haven't regretted it yet. Don't hit the wrong good guy! If you want to hit, hit the bad guy...Forget it, don't hit the bad guy either. Don't accidentally hit him crookedly and then hit me again!"
Finally, the fat man twitched the corners of his mouth and murmured, before the spring rain fell, he pulled his new brother and ran away!
That’s it, that’s it!
Anyway, the horoscope has not been mentioned yet! Besides, in Manchang'an, who doesn't know that the Marquis is afraid of his wife, so it's okay to play outside, but if he really takes him home, Mistress Xue will be able to kill him without anyone else taking action...
…
With this thought in his mind, the running fat man finally felt a little better.
Hey, I originally wanted to take advantage, but now I didn’t take advantage, and I almost ended up with the fat man’s lifelong reputation!
By the way, there's this little brat. I don't see much of his other abilities, but he's not lacking in the ability to beat snakes with a stick. Seeing that he's getting an advantage, he doesn't even bother to be polite, he just kneels down and swears!
And what was the vow he just made?
Sharing the blessings and sharing the hardships?
Isn't this fucking Chi Guoguo just taking advantage of the fat man?
He is so poor, how can he have any blessings for Fatty? Isn’t he just enjoying Fatty’s blessing?
Why didn't he say that he didn't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but he wanted to die in the same year, the same month and the same day?
Oh, is this because he is afraid that the fat man, who is more than ten years older than him, will abduct him and bury him together? This little bastard! He deserves to be punished!
