His eyes widened, no matter how he looked at the pot, it didn't look like the so-called "medicinal soup" that was good to him! Xiao Han immediately took a cautious step back and looked at Old Man Hua in horror.
When Old Man Hua saw Xiao Han's appearance, he didn't bother to explain. He directly stuffed a wooden spoon into Xiao Han's hand and scolded, "Stop talking nonsense! If I really want to poison you, I can just find a glass of poisonous wine.
I told you it was a tonic, but you rushed to drink it yourself, why bother with this?!"
"It may be that you don't want to bother with poisoned wine and think it would be easier to just let me drink poison!" Xiao Han rolled his eyes and said with a groan.
"Stop talking nonsense! Drink it quickly! I spent so much effort to get enough of these ingredients!"
"Don't drink! I won't drink until I die!"
"you……"
Seeing Xiao Han resisting and refusing to accept his kindness, Old Man Hua finally became a little impatient. He immediately lowered his face, stared at him and asked, "I want to ask you one last time, do you want to drink or not? If you don't want to drink, I will take out the
Go feed the dog!"
"Don't, don't, don't!"
Sure enough, this Xiao Han is still a stubborn donkey after all. He won't be led away and will back away, but if he wants to take out the knife, he will be faster than anyone else!
Seeing that the old man was already turning against him, Xiao Han immediately softened. Although there was still some reluctance on his face, he still held the spoon obediently and walked to the medicine pot: "Drink, can't I drink it?"
"
"If you want to drink it, drink it quickly!" Old Man Hua snorted coldly, "No one else can even ask for such a good thing! You don't know how to cherish it!"
"Okay, okay, I know... Hum, don't bring me a bowl, just a spoon, just like feeding a pig..."
Xiao Han was helpless at being urged, so he had to carefully scoop out half a spoonful of the dark concoction. He first tentatively brought it to his nose and smelled it. He didn't smell any peculiar smell, just an ordinary Chinese herbal medicine smell, which couldn't be said to be pleasant.
But it's not offensive either.
"Huh?"
After confirming that the soup had no peculiar smell, Xiao Han closed his eyes and put the soup into his mouth with the expression of a strong man who would never return.
It’s strange to say that when you take the medicinal soup into your mouth, the unbearable bitterness you imagined did not appear. Instead, there is a fragrance flowing along the melted medicinal soup, refreshing your heart and spleen from the mouth! Immediately afterwards, there is a feeling of peace all over the body.
, Xiao Han, who thought he was well-informed, couldn't help but let out a sigh, subconsciously scooped up another spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Humph! Didn't you say you wouldn't even drink it until you die?"
Next to him, seeing Xiao Han putting spoonful after spoonful into his mouth, Old Man Hua raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing an imperceptible smile of relief, but his tone did not spare Xiao Han at all.
"Gululu...yes, you won't drink even if you kill me! Aren't you killing me? Why don't you drink!"
"You...shameless!"
"No! My teeth are very good, but Master, your teeth are almost falling out!"
Surrounded by a pot of medicinal soup, this pair of strange chefs started their routine exchange of words.
However, with Old Man Hua's eloquence, he was no match for Xiao Han. He was often silenced by his apprentice, but he couldn't just kick him like before!
After all, he is still a marquis, isn't he? If you don't give him face, you have to give some face to the emperor who canonized him. He has finally promoted a prince, and he is not going to let you play around!
"Hululu..."
explain As he spoke, the pot of soup reached its bottom. Not to mention, the pot of soup looked like a lot, but in fact, it was just a large pot with a flat bottom! It looked like it contained a lot, but in fact, Xiao Han drank it in just a few mouthfuls.
bottomed out.
After greedily putting the last bit of the medicinal soup into his mouth, Xiao Han dropped the spoon, sat down on the chair, and with a long sigh of satisfaction asked, "Master, will this soup be available tomorrow?"
"There will be no soup tomorrow!" Unfortunately, what Old Man Hua dislikes the most is Xiao Han's lazy look. Every time he sees it, an unknown fire will rise in his heart. This time is no exception, and he directly replied: "
I don’t have the decoction, do you want the poison?”
"Hey, forget about the poison." Xiao Han laughed and replied proudly, "You old man, keep it for yourself and enjoy it!"
"Bah! You little brat!"
"Hey, don't say that. You are my master. If I were a little brat, wouldn't you be old... Ouch!"
"Little bastard, I've tolerated you for a long time today!"
"Hiss... didn't I just say, don't scold yourself! I am a little bastard, so what are you? A big bastard? An old bastard? Or a hatched bastard?"
"......Don't move, I won't beat you to death, you bastard!!!"
"Not moving? Impossible! Not moving is a bastard..."
"Ah!!! Look at the pot!"
"Master! Are you serious?"
In the room, there was a lot of tinkling movement, and Xiao Han's screams were mixed in from time to time.
Xiaodong, who was standing guard at the door, rubbed his butt that was still aching slightly, looked at the night sky outside, and sighed quietly, but he couldn't hide the schadenfreude at the corner of his mouth!
"I asked you to kick me! That's good now, are you getting kicked?"
Just like that, I don't know how long it took. When the moon reached the zenith, the two people who were beating in the room and the two who were beaten were too tired to run away. They slumped down on the chairs one after another, breathing heavily.
gas.
"Master!" Xiao Han sat on the chair with his back facing the sky, muttering and shouting while breathing heavily.
"What are you doing!" When Old Man Hua heard this, he didn't even bother to turn his head, he just gasped and asked.
Xiao Han's eyes were still looking at the roof without blinking. After a while, he heard him ask quietly, "Tell me, if a person sees a huge disaster coming, what should he do?"
?”
"What should we do? Isn't this nonsense? Find a way to stop it quickly. If you can't stop it, inform others to evacuate!" Old Man Hua didn't expect that Xiao Han would ask this question. He closed his eyes and hummed indifferently.
.
"What if there is an extremely noble person above this person's head who wants this disaster to happen?"
"What kind of bullshit is noble status! How noble can it be worth more than human life?"
"But what if the person above him is the most powerful person in the world?!"
After Xiao Han said these words, the entire room immediately fell into deathly silence!
Xiao Han, who didn't hear the reply, slowly opened his eyes and looked at Old Man Hua aside, only to find that the old man was leaning on the chair with his eyes slightly closed. He seemed to be asleep. Even his breathing became dull.
Be subtle.
"It's difficult for me to answer this question for you."
Finally, as if a whole night had passed, and as if only a moment had passed, Old Man Hua's voice sounded again, breaking the deathly silence in the room. "Could this be the legendary Meng Po Soup?"
His eyes widened, no matter how he looked at the pot, it didn't look like the so-called "medicinal soup" that was good to him! Xiao Han immediately took a cautious step back and looked at Old Man Hua in horror.
When Old Man Hua saw Xiao Han's appearance, he didn't bother to explain. He directly stuffed a wooden spoon into Xiao Han's hand and scolded, "Stop talking nonsense! If I really want to poison you, I can just find a glass of poisonous wine.
I told you it was a tonic, but you rushed to drink it yourself, why bother with this?!"
"It may be that you don't want to bother with poisoned wine and think it would be easier to just let me drink poison!" Xiao Han rolled his eyes and said with a groan.
"Stop talking nonsense! Drink it quickly! I spent so much effort to get enough of these ingredients!"
"Don't drink! I won't drink even to death!" .??.
"you……"
Seeing Xiao Han resisting and refusing to accept his kindness, Old Man Hua finally became a little impatient. He immediately lowered his face, stared at him and asked, "I want to ask you one last time, do you want to drink or not? If you don't want to drink, I will take out the
Go feed the dog!"
"Don't, don't, don't!"
Sure enough, this Xiao Han is still a stubborn donkey after all. He won't be led away and will back away, but if he wants to take out the knife, he will be faster than anyone else!
Seeing that the old man was already turning against him, Xiao Han immediately softened. Although there was still some reluctance on his face, he still held the spoon obediently and walked to the medicine pot: "Drink, can't I drink it?"
"
"If you want to drink it, drink it quickly!" Old Man Hua snorted coldly, "No one else can even ask for such a good thing! You don't know how to cherish it!"
"Okay, okay, I know... Hum, don't bring me a bowl, just a spoon, just like feeding a pig..."
Xiao Han was helpless at being urged, so he had to carefully scoop out half a spoonful of the dark concoction. He first tentatively brought it to his nose and smelled it. He didn't smell any peculiar smell, just an ordinary Chinese herbal medicine smell, which couldn't be said to be pleasant.
But it's not offensive either.
"Huh?"
After confirming that the soup had no peculiar smell, Xiao Han closed his eyes and put the soup into his mouth with the expression of a strong man who would never return.
It’s strange to say that when you take the medicinal soup into your mouth, the unbearable bitterness you imagined did not appear. Instead, there is a fragrance flowing along the melted medicinal soup, refreshing your heart and spleen from the mouth! Immediately afterwards, there is a feeling of peace all over the body.
, Xiao Han, who thought he was well-informed, couldn't help but let out a sigh, subconsciously scooped up another spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Humph! Didn't you say you wouldn't even drink it until you die?"
Next to him, seeing Xiao Han putting spoonful after spoonful into his mouth, Old Man Hua raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing an imperceptible smile of relief, but his tone did not spare Xiao Han at all.
"Gululu...yes, you won't drink even if you kill me! Aren't you killing me? Why don't you drink!"
"You...shameless!"
"No! My teeth are very good, but Master, your teeth are almost falling out!"
Surrounded by a pot of medicinal soup, this pair of strange chefs started their routine exchange of words.
However, with Old Man Hua's eloquence, he was no match for Xiao Han. He was often silenced by his apprentice, but he couldn't just kick him like before!
After all, he is still a marquis, isn't he? If you don't give him face, you have to give some face to the emperor who canonized him. He has finally promoted a prince, and he is not going to let you play around!
"Hululu..."
explain As he spoke, the pot of soup reached its bottom. Not to mention, the pot of soup looked like a lot, but in fact, it was just a large pot with a flat bottom! It looked like it contained a lot, but in fact, Xiao Han drank it in just a few mouthfuls.
bottomed out.
After greedily putting the last bit of the medicinal soup into his mouth, Xiao Han dropped the spoon, sat down on the chair, and with a long sigh of satisfaction asked, "Master, will this soup be available tomorrow?"
"There will be no soup tomorrow!" Unfortunately, what Old Man Hua dislikes the most is Xiao Han's lazy look. Every time he sees it, an unknown fire will rise in his heart. This time is no exception, and he directly replied: "
I don’t have the decoction, do you want the poison?”
"Hey, forget about the poison." Xiao Han laughed and replied proudly, "You old man, keep it for yourself and enjoy it!"
"Bah! You little brat!"
"Hey, don't say that. You are my master. If I were a little brat, wouldn't you be old... Ouch!"
"Little bastard, I've tolerated you for a long time today!"
"Hiss... didn't I just say, don't scold yourself! I am a little bastard, so what are you? A big bastard? An old bastard? Or a hatched bastard?"
"......Don't move, I won't beat you to death, you bastard!!!"
"Not moving? Impossible! Not moving is a bastard..."
"Ah!!! Look at the pot!"
"Master! Are you serious?"
In the room, there was a lot of tinkling movement, and Xiao Han's screams were mixed in from time to time.
Xiaodong, who was standing guard at the door, rubbed his butt that was still aching slightly, looked at the night sky outside, and sighed quietly, but he couldn't hide the schadenfreude at the corner of his mouth!
"I asked you to kick me! That's good now, are you getting kicked?"
Just like that, I don't know how long it took. When the moon reached the zenith, the two people who were beating in the room and the two who were beaten were too tired to run away. They slumped down on the chairs one after another, breathing heavily.
gas.
"Master!" Xiao Han sat on the chair with his back facing the sky, muttering and shouting while breathing heavily.
"What are you doing!" When Old Man Hua heard this, he didn't even bother to turn his head, he just gasped and asked.
Xiao Han's eyes were still looking at the roof without blinking. After a while, he heard him ask quietly, "Tell me, if a person sees a huge disaster coming, what should he do?"
?”
"What should we do? Isn't this nonsense? Find a way to stop it quickly. If you can't stop it, inform others to evacuate!" Old Man Hua didn't expect that Xiao Han would ask this question. He closed his eyes and hummed indifferently.
.
"What if there is an extremely noble person above this person's head who wants this disaster to happen?"
"What kind of bullshit is noble status! How noble can it be worth more than human life?"
"But what if the person above him is the most powerful person in the world?!"
After Xiao Han said these words, the entire room immediately fell into deathly silence!
Xiao Han, who didn't hear the reply, slowly opened his eyes and looked at Old Man Hua aside, only to find that the old man was leaning on the chair with his eyes slightly closed. He seemed to be asleep. Even his breathing became dull.
Be subtle.
"It's difficult for me to answer this question for you."
Finally, as if a whole night had passed, and as if only a moment had passed, Old Man Hua's voice sounded again, breaking the deathly silence in the room.
