Behind a makeshift bunker on the city wall, Liu Hongji poked half of his head out from the sandbag and was staring blankly at the barrel still emitting white smoke in front of him, his jaw wide open and almost dropped to the ground!
Just now, he saw Gouzi stuffing a few round pancake-like things into it, and pulled the rope hard!
Then...then he didn't know anything anymore...
Because with a deafening roar, he was shaken and confused on the spot. He couldn't even stand still, and his eyes turned into a vast expanse of white! He couldn't see anything.
When he finally calmed down and looked outside the city through the choking smoke, he saw that the siege engines and battering rams that had been showing off just now had been reduced to pieces, and they were still unable to fight.
The kind that gets up!
"Houhouhou..."
If Liu Hongji had a little bit of psychological defense against the things Gouzi got, he knew that this thing was definitely not a good thing!
Well, the fat county magistrate next to him was really shocked at this moment, and he began to doubt his life!
At first, like Liu Hongji, he was shocked and fell to the ground on the spot.
But, from the moment he climbed up shivering and saw the rebel position outside the city!
The fat county magistrate completely transformed into a repeater. He held the word "hou" in his mouth for a long time, but he was stunned and didn't say the next word!
Xiao Han was next to the fat magistrate. Hearing his "monkey, monkey, monkey" chants in his annoyance, he was about to scold him and tell him to shut up.
Unexpectedly, before the words came out of my mouth, I made an unexpected discovery: the fat county magistrate’s small eyes were so wide open!
Looking at it like this, this is definitely the biggest time the fat magistrate has ever opened his eyes in his life! In other words, his eye sockets are a little small. If they were even a little bigger, these two eyeballs would jump all over the place!
"Houhouhou...ye!"
Finally, after having the secret stuck in his mouth for a long time, the fat county magistrate finally stomped his foot hard and spat out the last word!
"You...what do you want?"
Suddenly being stared at by the fat county magistrate's extremely hot eyes, Xiao Han suddenly felt uncomfortable as if needles were pricking his whole body. He subconsciously took a step back and stared at him with a wary face: "Stay away from me, I don't like fat people.
...Ahem! I can’t bear to be so proud!”
"Well……"
In one sentence, it was like a bucket of cold water was poured on the head. The fat county magistrate's reverent eyes, as if he were seeing a god, quickly faded away! His face finally returned to some normality.
He smiled awkwardly at first, then looked at the mess in the distance and the big barrel on the city wall that was still smoking. The last bit of unwillingness in his heart supported him and asked Xiao Han: "Are you really
Is it a god? This is the legendary thunder in the palm?"
"Shit thunder in the palm of your hand! Try putting this thing in the palm of your hand! It won't blow up your dog's paws!" Xiao Han couldn't help but cursed in his heart when he heard this!!!!
I remember back then, what he drew for the firearms workshop was a drawing of a mortar! But those bastards disliked the thinness and shortness of the thing... Ahem, don't think wrongly. If you think wrongly, you will automatically face the wall.
I felt that such a small pipe was too petty, could not hold much gunpowder, and was not very powerful, so I took the initiative and changed it into a large drum that was thicker than the gasoline barrel of later generations!
Good guy, there is enough medicine now. A medicine bag of more than ten kilograms can fly several miles away! But it is also fired once
, it can be regarded as taking his own life!
Not to mention other things, just to pile up sandbags, you have to pile up so many! And because of the fear of exploding the barrel, everyone has to hide far away. There is no mortar in later generations, which can be fired one after another for an intensive bombing.
.
After this kind of waste was made that was inconvenient to carry, too slow to launch, and easy to accidentally injure oneself, it was often disliked by Xiao Han in the past.
But I didn't expect that in Ningcheng, it would come in handy.
Of course, even if it is used this time, it will not prevent Xiao Han from continuing to despise it!
There's nothing you can do about it, why do you call it ugly? In the hero movies of later generations, none of the protagonists rush forward holding a gasoline barrel!
"It's not thunder in the palm, then this is..." Seeing Xiao Han's face turn dark, the fat county magistrate immediately knew that he had guessed wrong. However, instead of feeling annoyed at all, he looked relieved and pointed at the round
Tong continued to ask: "Then this is the legendary magic weapon of the Immortal Family?"
"It's the dog family's magic weapon!" Xiao Han snorted and placed it on the dog without thinking! Then seeing the fat county magistrate's expression of surprise and wanting to ask again, he quickly waved his hand and said: "
Okay, okay! Don’t study it yet. In my opinion, the enemy has suffered such a big loss again this time, and they must be mad! It’s more important to guard against them jumping over the wall in a hurry!"
"Ah? Oh!"
When the fat county magistrate heard this, he immediately reacted, nodded quickly, and went to inform the people to prepare to defend the city.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a few steps, he suddenly turned back, with uncontrollable excitement on his round face:
"Mr. Marquis, with this dog... the dog family's magic weapon, we are still afraid of the group of chickens and dogs on the opposite side? How about you sacrifice the magic weapon again and we directly raid the rebels' lair?"
"Robbing someone else's lair? I'm going to raid your uncle!"
Seeing the excited look on the fat county magistrate's face, Xiao Han suddenly felt his head throbbing and hurting!
This damn fat man really doesn’t use bean bags as solid food! Let’s not talk about whether he has ammunition that can kill 100,000 people.
Even if there is so much ammunition, it can't blow up with only five barrels on hand!
Otherwise, let this damn fat man hold the explosive bag and die together with the enemy?
That doesn't seem to be enough. There are nearly 100,000 people. How many fat county magistrates are needed to accomplish such a feat?
"No?" Seeing Xiao Han's face turned dark and silent again, the fat county magistrate's face immediately fell.
But think about it, it's a magic weapon! How can it be used easily? If you just pull it out and walk around, it will become a piece of cabbage on the street.
Thinking of this, the fat county magistrate took a deep breath and tried to force out a smile: "Then let the people defend the city first. Lord Marquis, please rest first, wait a while, and then use the magic weapon to blast his mother..."
Having said that, without waiting for Xiao Han to give any more instructions, the fat county magistrate had already run away in a hurry.
No wonder the Marquis from Chang'an insists on defending the city and confronting an army of 100,000! It turns out it's not that there's something wrong with his brain, but that he's confident!
With such a powerful weapon, let alone guarding a mere Ningzhou City, even chasing an army of 100,000 across the world wouldn't be a problem, right?
The little test of skills by the dog on the city wall immediately made countless people, including the fat county magistrate, more confident! Looking at the dark enemy camp far outside the city, they were no longer as frightened as before!
"Come on! Fight! Who's afraid of whom?" "I'll choke you..."
Behind a makeshift bunker on the city wall, Liu Hongji poked half of his head out from the sandbag and was staring blankly at the barrel still emitting white smoke in front of him, his jaw wide open and almost dropped to the ground!
Just now, he saw Gouzi stuffing a few round pancake-like things into it, and pulled the rope hard!
Then...then he didn't know anything anymore...
Because with a deafening roar, he was shaken and confused on the spot. He couldn't even stand still, and his eyes turned into a vast expanse of white! He couldn't see anything.
When he finally calmed down and looked outside the city through the choking smoke, he saw that the siege engines and battering rams that had been showing off just now had been reduced to pieces, and they were still unable to fight.
The kind that gets up! .??.
"Houhouhou..."
If Liu Hongji had a little bit of psychological defense against the things Gouzi got, he knew that this thing was definitely not a good thing!
Well, the fat county magistrate next to him was really shocked at this moment, and he began to doubt his life!
At first, like Liu Hongji, he was shocked and fell to the ground on the spot.
But, from the moment he climbed up shivering and saw the rebel position outside the city!
The fat county magistrate completely transformed into a repeater. He held the word "hou" in his mouth for a long time, but he was stunned and didn't say the next word!
Xiao Han was next to the fat magistrate. Hearing his "monkey, monkey, monkey" chants in his annoyance, he was about to scold him and tell him to shut up.
Unexpectedly, before the words came out of my mouth, I made an unexpected discovery: the fat county magistrate’s small eyes were so wide open!
Looking at it like this, this is definitely the biggest time the fat magistrate has ever opened his eyes in his life! In other words, his eye sockets are a little small. If they were even a little bigger, these two eyeballs would jump all over the place!
"Houhouhou...ye!"
Finally, after having the secret stuck in his mouth for a long time, the fat county magistrate finally stomped his foot hard and spat out the last word!
"You...what do you want?"
Suddenly being stared at by the fat county magistrate's extremely hot eyes, Xiao Han suddenly felt uncomfortable as if needles were pricking his whole body. He subconsciously took a step back and stared at him with a wary face: "Stay away from me, I don't like fat people.
...Ahem! I can’t bear to be so proud!”
"Well……"
In one sentence, it was like a bucket of cold water was poured on the head. The fat county magistrate's reverent eyes, as if he were seeing a god, quickly faded away! His face finally returned to some normality.
He smiled awkwardly at first, then looked at the mess in the distance and the big barrel on the city wall that was still smoking. The last bit of unwillingness in his heart supported him and asked Xiao Han: "Are you really
Is it a god? This is the legendary thunder in the palm?"
"Shit thunder in the palm of your hand! Try putting this thing in the palm of your hand! It won't blow up your dog's paws!" Xiao Han couldn't help but cursed in his heart when he heard this!!!!
I remember back then, what he drew for the firearms workshop was a drawing of a mortar! But those bastards disliked the thinness and shortness of the thing... Ahem, don't think wrongly. If you think wrongly, you will automatically face the wall.
I felt that such a small pipe was too petty, could not hold much gunpowder, and was not very powerful, so I took the initiative and changed it into a large drum that was thicker than the gasoline barrel of later generations!
Good guy, there is enough medicine now. A medicine bag of more than ten kilograms can fly several miles away! But it is also fired once
, it can be regarded as taking his own life!
Not to mention other things, just to pile up sandbags, you have to pile up so many! And because of the fear of exploding the barrel, everyone has to hide far away. There is no mortar in later generations, which can be fired one after another for an intensive bombing.
.
After this kind of waste was made that was inconvenient to carry, too slow to launch, and easy to accidentally injure oneself, it was often disliked by Xiao Han in the past.
But I didn't expect that in Ningcheng, it would come in handy.
Of course, even if it is used this time, it will not prevent Xiao Han from continuing to despise it!
There's nothing you can do about it, why do you call it ugly? In the hero movies of later generations, none of the protagonists rush forward holding a gasoline barrel!
"It's not thunder in the palm, then this is..." Seeing Xiao Han's face turn dark, the fat county magistrate immediately knew that he had guessed wrong. However, instead of feeling annoyed at all, he looked relieved and pointed at the round
Tong continued to ask: "Then this is the legendary magic weapon of the Immortal Family?"
"It's the dog family's magic weapon!" Xiao Han snorted and placed it on the dog without thinking! Then seeing the fat county magistrate's expression of surprise and wanting to ask again, he quickly waved his hand and said: "
Okay, okay! Don’t study it yet. In my opinion, the enemy has suffered such a big loss again this time, and they must be mad! It’s more important to guard against them jumping over the wall in a hurry!"
"Ah? Oh!"
When the fat county magistrate heard this, he immediately reacted, nodded quickly, and went to inform the people to prepare to defend the city.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a few steps, he suddenly turned back, with uncontrollable excitement on his round face:
"Mr. Marquis, with this dog... the dog family's magic weapon, we are still afraid of the group of chickens and dogs on the opposite side? How about you sacrifice the magic weapon again and we directly raid the rebels' lair?"
"Robbing someone else's lair? I'm going to raid your uncle!"
Seeing the excited look on the fat county magistrate's face, Xiao Han suddenly felt his head throbbing and hurting!
This damn fat man really doesn’t use bean bags as solid food! Let’s not talk about whether he has ammunition that can kill 100,000 people.
Even if there is so much ammunition, it can't blow up with only five barrels on hand!
Otherwise, let this damn fat man hold the explosive bag and die together with the enemy?
That doesn't seem to be enough. There are nearly 100,000 people. How many fat county magistrates are needed to accomplish such a feat?
"No?" Seeing Xiao Han's face turned dark and silent again, the fat county magistrate's face immediately fell.
But think about it, it's a magic weapon! How can it be used easily? If you just pull it out and walk around, it will become a piece of cabbage on the street.
Thinking of this, the fat county magistrate took a deep breath and tried to force out a smile: "Then let the people defend the city first. Lord Marquis, please rest first, wait a while, and then use the magic weapon to blast his mother..."
Having said that, without waiting for Xiao Han to give any more instructions, the fat county magistrate had already run away in a hurry.
No wonder the Marquis from Chang'an insists on defending the city and confronting an army of 100,000! It turns out it's not that there's something wrong with his brain, but that he's confident!
With such a powerful weapon, let alone guarding a mere Ningzhou City, even chasing an army of 100,000 across the world wouldn't be a problem, right?
The little test of skills by the dog on the city wall immediately made countless people, including the fat county magistrate, more confident! Looking at the dark enemy camp far outside the city, they were no longer as frightened as before!
