"You mean, that so-called phoenix named Li Zhen is also made of those broken kites?" Upon hearing this, Liu Hongji's eyes froze, and he began to breathe coldly.
In the legend, is the phoenix, the mythical bird that is touted to be so magical, just a few broken kites that are on fire?
"What if?"
Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Liu Hongji and said mockingly, "You don't think there really are phoenixes and gods in the world, do you?"
"I..." Liu Hongji's expression froze!
He wanted to refute Xiao Han, saying that there may not be magical birds and gods in this world, but even as the words came to his lips, he still swallowed them alive.
This is because countless facts in the past have proven that no matter how ridiculous or unbelievable the things Xiao Han said are! The final result will definitely prove that he is the right one, and it is unwise to argue with him.
"Dang Dang Dang..."
At the top of the city, while these unscrupulous brothers were still muttering about the Phoenix, the mighty "common people" team outside the city finally arrived in front of the city.
Accompanied by a crisp metal knocking sound.
Li Shi, who had just escaped from here, emerged from the crowd again.
He first pulled a burly man in front of him and blocked him completely. Then he cleared his throat and started shouting at the city wall.
"Hey! Look! I'm not lying to you, am I? These are your own people! We are teachers of benevolence and righteousness. We only attack the unjust and will never kill innocent people indiscriminately! No, we have sent people here for you! Also!
Comes with a governor and a Sima!"
"Quack!"
Unexpectedly, before Li Shi could finish his words, a missile with a sharp whistling sound flew out from the top of the city! Li Shi, who was so frightened that he had just popped his head, quickly retracted his head.
There was nothing he could do. After the two rounds of testing just now, he was really afraid of these animals in the city!
These people don't play according to common sense at all! If they continue to shoot indiscriminately, wouldn't they die unjustly?
Fortunately, this one came from Fei missing from the top of the city. It seemed that it was just for warning, not for killing people!
After the lone arrow flew for a certain distance in the sky, it began to fall diagonally, and finally fell to the open space about ten steps away from Li Shi and the others.
"You, what do you mean!"
Seeing the loud arrow falling to the ground through the gap between the people, Li Shi's face suddenly turned blue and red! He didn't know whether it was anger or shame. In short, there was a hint of irritation in it.
"Means nothing."
After Li Shi finished yelling, Xiao Han's lazy voice finally came from the top of the city. He seemed to say casually and said down below, "Didn't you say you sent the person back to us? The person stays, you... go."
Bar?"
"You...let us go?"
Hearing this, Li Shi's face immediately froze!
Although, his mission is to send these pretended people into the city.
But just slap your butt and leave like this? Isn’t that too obvious of a fake?!
The two groups had beaten their heads to bloody wounds earlier, and in the blink of an eye, they came running over to give people gifts?
I guess this is not how the weasel greets the rooster in the New Year!
"That..." Thinking of this, Li Shi's eyes rolled around a few times, and he immediately turned around and turned around.
With the thought of running away, he continued to shout at the top of his lungs, "Man, I brought it. The food we mentioned before, ahem, I can exchange it for a little bit, okay?"
To be honest, Li Shi was very unconfident in what he said! At the end of the sentence, he almost didn’t add another sentence: “If not, forget it, we’ll think of something on our own…”
It stands to reason that, let alone negotiating, even if such a person is let out to do business, he will definitely lose his pants!
But the problem is, Xiao Han on the top of the city didn't seem to hear the guilt in his words. He was silent for a moment and then asked, "How much food do you want to exchange?"
"One hundred thousand stones!" Li Shi was overjoyed when he suddenly heard the voice coming from the top of the city. He blurted out a number that was lingering in his mind!
As soon as these words were spoken, Li Shi immediately realized that something was wrong, and immediately regretted it and wanted to give himself two hard slaps!
One hundred thousand shi? What kind of number is this?
Even according to the Han system, it weighed more than 10 million kilograms! And according to the Tang system currently in use, it weighed more than 30 million kilograms!
With so much food, how can a crazy person give it to himself? If this cuts off the business with one knife, why won’t the owner chop himself into pieces when he returns home?
"What did you say? One hundred thousand stones?"
Sure enough, just when Li Shi was reporting the wrong price, he was extremely upset!
Xiao Han on the top of the city also took a deep breath, stood up, and looked at Li Shi among the crowd in the distance with some disbelief.
This guy is more ruthless than he thought! How dare he say a hundred thousand shi of food? Not to mention that these people are just pretending to be ordinary people. Even if they are pretending to be relatives of the emperor, they are not worth so much food!
"Of course, if you think it's too much, we can discuss it, we can discuss it!"
Seeing Xiao Han, he was just shocked and did not just throw away his sleeves. Li Shi, who was already sweating on his forehead, dared to delay? He quickly softened his tone and said in a negotiating tone, "How about you tell me, how much are you willing to use?"
Food in exchange?”
"One" Xiao Han recovered from the shock, stretched out a finger and gestured towards Li Shi at the foot of the city!
Li Shi widened his eyes and looked at Xiao Han's raised finger from a distance. Without even a moment's hesitation, he slapped his thigh and said, "Deal!"
At this time, how could he care whether it was a hundred stones or a thousand stones?
As long as he brings people into the city, his mission will be completed! As for whether these thousand people can hold the city gate and let the large army rush in, it is really none of his business.
Seeing Li Shi patting his thigh and agreeing, a smile gradually appeared on Xiao Han's face: "Ten thousand stones of food is a lot, so I need to prepare it!"
"What? Ten thousand stones?" When he suddenly heard the words ten thousand stones, Li Shi, who was already overjoyed, was immediately stunned, and his whole body turned to stone again.
He really didn't expect that the finger Xiao Han stretched out was not a hundred stones, or a thousand stones, but a full ten thousand stones!
If there really was so much food, it would be enough to feed their entire army for half a month!
How about we stop attacking the city and just switch with him? We can quickly go back and bury the pot to make rice. We haven’t eaten anything all day.
Of course, Li Shi was just thinking about this matter.
If these elites of the Li family are really packed up and exchanged for rice and grain, then his only fate will be to be chopped into wood by the angry family owner, sent under the stove, and sing a long and short sentence about the ability of the same root, so there is no need to rush into each other. "
You mean, that so-called phoenix named Li Zhen is also made of those broken kites?" Upon hearing this, Liu Hongji's eyes were stunned, and he began to breathe coldly.
In the legend, is the phoenix, the mythical bird that is touted to be so magical, just a few broken kites that are on fire?
"What if?"
Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Liu Hongji and said mockingly, "You don't think there really are phoenixes and gods in the world, do you?"
"I..." Liu Hongji's expression froze!
He wanted to refute Xiao Han, saying that there may not be magical birds and gods in this world, but even as the words came to his lips, he still swallowed them alive.
This is because countless facts in the past have proven that no matter how ridiculous or unbelievable the things Xiao Han said are! The final result will definitely prove that he is the right one, and it is unwise to argue with him.
"Dang Dang Dang..."
At the top of the city, while these unscrupulous brothers were still muttering about the Phoenix, the mighty "common people" team outside the city finally arrived in front of the city.
Accompanied by a crisp metal knocking sound.
Li Shi, who had just escaped from here, emerged from the crowd again.
He first pulled a burly man in front of him and blocked him completely. Then he cleared his throat and started shouting at the city wall.
"Hey! Look! I'm not lying to you, am I? These are your own people! We are teachers of benevolence and righteousness. We only attack the unjust and will never kill innocent people indiscriminately! No, we have sent people here for you! Also!
Comes with a governor and a Sima!"
"Quack!"
Unexpectedly, before Li Shi could finish his words, a missile with a sharp whistling sound flew out from the top of the city! Li Shi, who was so frightened that he had just popped his head, quickly retracted his head.
There was nothing he could do. After the two rounds of testing just now, he was really afraid of these animals in the city!
These people don't play according to common sense at all! If they continue to shoot indiscriminately, wouldn't they die unjustly?
Fortunately, this one came from Fei missing from the top of the city. It seemed that it was just for warning, not for killing people!
After the lone arrow flew for a certain distance in the sky, it began to fall diagonally, and finally fell to the open space about ten steps away from Li Shi and the others.
"You, what do you mean!"
Seeing the loud arrow falling to the ground through the gap between the people, Li Shi's face suddenly turned blue and red! He didn't know whether it was anger or shame. In short, there was a hint of irritation in it.
"Means nothing."
After Li Shi finished yelling, Xiao Han's lazy voice finally came from the top of the city. He seemed to say casually and said down below, "Didn't you say you sent the person back to us? The person stays, you... go."
Bar?"
"You...let us go?"
Hearing this, Li Shi's face immediately froze!
Although, his mission is to send these pretended people into the city.
But just slap your butt and leave like this? Isn’t that too obvious of a fake?!
The two groups had beaten their heads to bloody wounds earlier, and in the blink of an eye, they came running over to give people gifts?
I guess this is not how the weasel greets the rooster in the New Year!
"That..." Thinking of this, Li Shi's eyes rolled around a few times, and he immediately turned around and turned around.
With the thought of running away, he continued to shout at the top of his lungs, "Man, I brought it. The food we mentioned before, ahem, I can exchange it for a little bit, okay?"
To be honest, Li Shi was very unconfident in what he said! At the end of the sentence, he almost didn’t add another sentence: “If not, forget it, we’ll think of something on our own…”
It stands to reason that, let alone negotiating, even if such a person is let out to do business, he will definitely lose his pants!
But the problem is, Xiao Han on the top of the city didn't seem to hear the guilt in his words. He was silent for a moment and then asked, "How much food do you want to exchange?"
"One hundred thousand stones!" Li Shi was overjoyed when he suddenly heard the voice coming from the top of the city. He blurted out a number that was lingering in his mind!
As soon as these words were spoken, Li Shi immediately realized that something was wrong, and immediately regretted it and wanted to give himself two hard slaps!
One hundred thousand shi? What kind of number is this?
Even according to the Han system, it weighed more than 10 million kilograms! And according to the Tang system currently in use, it weighed more than 30 million kilograms!
With so much food, how can a crazy person give it to himself? If this cuts off the business with one knife, why won’t the owner chop himself into pieces when he returns home?
"What did you say? One hundred thousand stones?"
Sure enough, just when Li Shi was reporting the wrong price, he was extremely upset!
Xiao Han on the top of the city also took a deep breath, stood up, and looked at Li Shi among the crowd in the distance with some disbelief.
This guy is more ruthless than he thought! How dare he say a hundred thousand shi of food? Not to mention that these people are just pretending to be ordinary people. Even if they are pretending to be relatives of the emperor, they are not worth so much food!
"Of course, if you think it's too much, we can discuss it, we can discuss it!"
Seeing Xiao Han, he was just shocked and did not just throw away his sleeves. Li Shi, who was already sweating on his forehead, dared to delay? He quickly softened his tone and said in a negotiating tone, "How about you tell me, how much are you willing to use?"
Food in exchange?”
"One" Xiao Han recovered from the shock, stretched out a finger and gestured towards Li Shi at the foot of the city!
Li Shi widened his eyes and looked at Xiao Han's raised finger from a distance. Without even a moment's hesitation, he slapped his thigh and said, "Deal!"
At this time, how could he care whether it was a hundred stones or a thousand stones?
As long as he brings people into the city, his mission will be completed! As for whether these thousand people can hold the city gate and let the large army rush in, it is really none of his business.
Seeing Li Shi patting his thigh and agreeing, a smile gradually appeared on Xiao Han's face: "Ten thousand stones of food is a lot, so I need to prepare it!"
"What? Ten thousand stones?" When he suddenly heard the words ten thousand stones, Li Shi, who was already overjoyed, was immediately stunned, and his whole body turned to stone again.
He really didn't expect that the finger Xiao Han stretched out was not a hundred stones, or a thousand stones, but a full ten thousand stones!
If there really was so much food, it would be enough to feed their entire army for half a month!
How about we stop attacking the city and just switch with him? We can quickly go back and bury the pot to make rice. We haven’t eaten anything all day.
Of course, Li Shi was just thinking about this matter.
If these elites of the Li family are really packed up and exchanged for rice and grain, then his only fate will be to be chopped into wood by the angry family owner, sent under the stove, and sing a long and short line about talents coming from the same root, so there is no need to rush into each other.
