While land distribution is still being vigorously carried out in various parts of Shandong, Hebei and Yingzhou seem to have entered a state of intense war preparation.
As an important city gate in today's Northland, Yingzhou City faces the Khitans to the north and Goguryeo to the east. Its geographical location is extremely special and it can be called the gateway city to the north of the Tang Dynasty.
It is precisely because of this that Li Shimin deliberately placed nearly 20,000 border defense troops in this small city! He also sent General Xue Wanche to guard this place to prevent Goguryeo, which has become increasingly deviant in recent times, from causing trouble at the border.
Facts have proved that Li Shimin's arrangement is absolutely correct.
Because no matter what era it is, this despicable and arrogant nation will always be like a... No! It's like a swarm of flies, buzzing around your ears, making you want to slap it to death.
on the spot.
"Damn it, why are these damn sticks so damn restless lately!"
In the Yingzhou City Lord's Mansion, with a roar, the inkstone on the desk was stabbed to the ground by Xue Wanche!
This fine Duan inkstone from Duanzhou has turned into pieces without even grinding the ink once.
Even so, Xue Wanche still felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger! He stared back and forth in the lobby with a pair of red eyes!
All the subordinates who were swept by him trembled when they saw this, and quickly lowered their heads, fearing that they would become innocent victims.
"Ahem, General?"
Just when all the generals were trying to avoid him, a simple-looking general with a full beard scratched his head and asked curiously, "The stick you are talking about? But those Goguryeo people?"
"Nonsense!" Xue Wanche, who was still angry, heard the voice and turned to look at the speaker in a suspicious manner, "What, do you have any objections?"
"no no……"
Being stared at by Xue Wanche with malicious eyes, no matter how stupid the general was, he couldn't help but shudder at this moment, and quickly shook his head and said, "I'm just curious, why are they called Bangzi!"
"Why is it called Bangzi?"
Xue Wanche rolled his eyes and thought, how do I know why they call them sticks? Isn't that guy Xiao Han always calling them "sticks are long" and "sticks are short", so I follow suit?!
However, for words like this, Xue Wanche just thought about it in his heart. In order to maintain the majesty in front of his subordinates, Lao Xue could only darken his face, roll his eyes, and made up a reason.
"I think they are all like sticks, so I call them sticks! Don't you think it's inappropriate?"
"That's right! That's great!"
After hearing Xue Wanche's explanation, the straightforward general immediately slapped his thigh heavily and said with a grin, "The general is still educated. Even his nickname is so appropriate. His subordinates are ashamed of themselves. They are ashamed of themselves..."
"vomit……"
As soon as these words came out, someone in the hall immediately made a slight rumination sound! As for the others, they looked at the straightforward general with extremely contemptuous eyes.
This shameless man has no limits in order to flatter others! He can even say such things, which is totally disrespectful to his honest and honest face!
However, Youdao can be worn by thousands of people, but flattery can never be worn!
Although this guy's flattering skills are far from reaching the state where spring breeze turns into rain and leaves no trace, it is still very useful to Xue Wanche's ears.
"Don't you fucking flatter me!" Xue Wanche scolded him with a straight face, pretending to be unhappy.
One sentence!
But anyone with eyes can see that the corner of his mouth is about to grin to the base of his ears!
"Well, a while ago, I asked you to send scouts to Goguryeo. How did you do it?"
Suppressing the pride in his heart, Xue Wanche suddenly remembered that he had asked this person to send someone to find out the news a while ago, so he asked casually.
"Ah? Well, this..."
Unexpectedly, when he asked the question, the straightforward general's expression changed on the spot, and he hesitated for a long time without explaining the reason.
"What this and that!" Seeing his subordinates hesitating to speak, Xue Wanche glared again and shouted, "Is there nothing you can do?"
"It's done, I've done it!" After being shouted like this, the straightforward general finally fell to his knees on the ground with a sad face. "I don't dare to hide it from the general. The scouts sent by my subordinates have all lost contact. I heard, I heard that they
They were discovered by those damn gangsters. Now they are wanted everywhere in Goguryeo, and my subordinates don’t know where they are now!”
"Huh? Have they all been discovered?"
At this time, not only Xue Wanche was shocked, but also the other generals in the hall changed their expressions. They couldn't care less about schadenfreude and asked hurriedly, "What's going on? How many people did you send out?"
"We sent a dozen..." the general lowered his head and mumbled in reply.
"More than a dozen people, all found?"
"Well, everything was discovered!"
"How is this possible? What identity did you ask them to use to go to Goguryeo?"
"Just an ordinary caravan guy."
"Caravan man? How could that be discovered?"
"Maybe, maybe they don't look much like dude."
"Not like dude? What do they all look like?"
"Ahem, he looks similar to his subordinates..."
Well, now, Xue Wanche had the urge to slap this man to death!
No need to think about it, when this guy picked his scouts, he must have used himself as a prototype, and all of them were tall, broad-shouldered and round-waisted!
He never thought about it. These days, if a caravan composed of all strong men suddenly appeared in his city, could he not pay more attention to it?
If these people were more stupid and asked around for information, then even a fool would be able to figure out their identity. If Goguryeo doesn't want them, who is wanted?
"You...you!" Xue Wanche pointed at the straightforward general with trembling fingers, and after a while he squeezed out a few words through his teeth, "Why didn't you go to Goguryeo by yourself?"
"My subordinates also want to go..." The honest general buried his head lower and lower, and heard him say in a muffled voice, "But I can neither speak Goguryeo nor do business, so there is no point in going...
…”
"Pfft..." Xue Wanche vomited blood. With such a subordinate, what else could I ask for?
"Go away, get out of here and get twenty sticks!" Xue Wanche slapped the table in front of him hard, trembling with anger, pointing at the naive general, and shouted angrily, "If twenty sticks can't open your mind, then
Twenty more sticks!"
"Ah?" When the straightforward general heard this, he was stunned and stood there dumbfounded.
He wasn't afraid of getting hit with a military stick. It wasn't like he had never been hit by this thing before. He just gritted his teeth and got through it!
But according to what the general said, are we going to open his orifice? Use a military stick to open it? How to open it? Open it from the butt? Doesn’t there already be an orifice on the butt? Land distribution is still being vigorously carried out in various parts of Shandong
At this time, Hebei and Yingzhou seemed to have entered a state of intense combat readiness.
As an important city gate in today's Northland, Yingzhou City faces the Khitans to the north and Goguryeo to the east. Its geographical location is extremely special and it can be called the gateway city to the north of the Tang Dynasty.
It is precisely because of this that Li Shimin deliberately placed nearly 20,000 border defense troops in this small city! He also sent General Xue Wanche to guard this place to prevent Goguryeo, which has become increasingly deviant in recent times, from causing trouble at the border.
Facts have proved that Li Shimin's arrangement is absolutely correct.
Because no matter what era it is, this despicable and arrogant nation will always be like a... No! It's like a swarm of flies, buzzing around your ears, making you want to slap it to death.
on the spot.
"Damn it, why are these damn sticks so damn restless lately!"
In the Yingzhou City Lord's Mansion, with a roar, the inkstone on the desk was stabbed to the ground by Xue Wanche!
This fine Duan inkstone from Duanzhou has turned into pieces without even grinding the ink once.
Even so, Xue Wanche still felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger! He stared back and forth in the lobby with a pair of red eyes!
All the subordinates who were swept by him trembled when they saw this, and quickly lowered their heads, fearing that they would become innocent victims.
"Ahem, General?"
Just when all the generals were trying to avoid him, a simple-looking general with a full beard scratched his head and asked curiously, "The stick you are talking about? But those Goguryeo people?"
"Nonsense!" Xue Wanche, who was still angry, heard the voice and turned to look at the speaker in a suspicious manner, "What, do you have any objections?"
"no no……"
Being stared at by Xue Wanche with malicious eyes, no matter how stupid the general was, he couldn't help but shudder at this moment, and quickly shook his head and said, "I'm just curious, why are they called Bangzi!"
"Why is it called Bangzi?"
Xue Wanche rolled his eyes and thought, how do I know why they call them sticks? Isn't that guy Xiao Han always calling them "sticks are long" and "sticks are short", so I follow suit?!
However, for words like this, Xue Wanche just thought about it in his heart. In order to maintain the majesty in front of his subordinates, Lao Xue could only darken his face, roll his eyes, and made up a reason.
"I think they are all like sticks, so I call them sticks! Don't you think it's inappropriate?"
"That's right! That's great!"
After hearing Xue Wanche's explanation, the straightforward general immediately slapped his thigh heavily and said with a grin, "The general is still educated. Even his nickname is so appropriate. His subordinates are ashamed of themselves. They are ashamed of themselves..."
"vomit……"
As soon as these words came out, someone in the hall immediately made a slight rumination sound! As for the others, they looked at the straightforward general with extremely contemptuous eyes.
This shameless man has no limits in order to flatter others! He can even say such things, which is totally disrespectful to his honest and honest face!
However, Youdao can be worn by thousands of people, but flattery can never be worn!
Although this guy's flattering skills are far from reaching the state where spring breeze turns into rain and leaves no trace, it is still very useful to Xue Wanche's ears.
"Don't you fucking flatter me!" Xue Wanche scolded him with a straight face, pretending to be unhappy.
One sentence!
But anyone with eyes can see that the corner of his mouth is about to grin to the base of his ears!
"Well, a while ago, I asked you to send scouts to Goguryeo. How did you do it?"
Suppressing the pride in his heart, Xue Wanche suddenly remembered that he had asked this person to send someone to find out the news a while ago, so he asked casually.
"Ah? Well, this..."
Unexpectedly, when he asked the question, the straightforward general's expression changed on the spot, and he hesitated for a long time without explaining the reason.
"What this and that!" Seeing his subordinates hesitating to speak, Xue Wanche glared again and shouted, "Is there nothing you can do?"
"It's done, I've done it!" After being shouted like this, the straightforward general finally fell to his knees on the ground with a sad face. "I don't dare to hide it from the general. The scouts sent by my subordinates have all lost contact. I heard, I heard that they
They were discovered by those damn gangsters. Now they are wanted everywhere in Goguryeo, and my subordinates don’t know where they are now!”
"Huh? Have they all been discovered?"
At this time, not only Xue Wanche was shocked, but also the other generals in the hall changed their expressions. They couldn't care less about schadenfreude and asked hurriedly, "What's going on? How many people did you send out?"
"We sent a dozen..." the general lowered his head and mumbled in reply.
"More than a dozen people, all found?"
"Well, everything was discovered!"
"How is this possible? What identity did you ask them to use to go to Goguryeo?"
"Just an ordinary caravan guy."
"Caravan man? How could that be discovered?"
"Maybe, maybe they don't look much like dude."
"Not like dude? What do they all look like?"
"Ahem, he looks similar to his subordinates..."
Well, now, Xue Wanche had the urge to slap this man to death!
No need to think about it, when this guy picked his scouts, he must have used himself as a prototype, and all of them were tall, broad-shouldered and round-waisted!
He never thought about it. These days, if a caravan composed of all strong men suddenly appeared in his city, could he not pay more attention to it?
If these people were more stupid and asked around for information, then even a fool would be able to figure out their identity. If Goguryeo doesn't want them, who is wanted?
"You...you!" Xue Wanche pointed at the straightforward general with trembling fingers, and after a while he squeezed out a few words through his teeth, "Why didn't you go to Goguryeo by yourself?"
"My subordinates also want to go..." The honest general buried his head lower and lower, and heard him say in a muffled voice, "But I can neither speak Goguryeo nor do business, so there is no point in going...
…”
"Pfft..." Xue Wanche vomited blood. With such a subordinate, what else could I ask for?
"Go away, get out of here and get twenty sticks!" Xue Wanche slapped the table in front of him hard, trembling with anger, pointing at the naive general, and shouted angrily, "If twenty sticks can't open your mind, then
Twenty more sticks!"
"Ah?" When the straightforward general heard this, he was stunned and stood there dumbfounded.
He wasn't afraid of getting hit with a military stick. It wasn't like he had never been hit by this thing before. He just gritted his teeth and got through it!
But according to what the general wants to say, do you want to open his orifice? Use a military stick to open it? How to open it? From the buttocks? Doesn’t there already be an orifice on his buttocks?
