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2375 Catch the sea

Since ancient times, people, especially the Chinese people, have had an almost fanatical obsession with free food!

After seeing Xiao Han take the lead in picking up a palm-sized scallop from the beach.

Sun Jian, Lengzi and others, who were still standing hesitantly on the beach, immediately widened their eyes, followed in surprise and rushed down!

"Fish! There is a fish here!"

"Quick, grab it!"

"Okay...plop...ouch!"

Unfortunately, Sun Jian and Lengzi had so little experience in rushing into the sea that they rushed into the tidal flat without even taking off their boots!

What they don't know is that this tidal flat is completely different from the beach! There is also sand underneath the sand, so when people step on it, it doesn't sink much at all.

The bottom of the tidal flat is full of soft silt. Once you step on it, it reaches your calf!

Under such circumstances, being barefoot like Xiao Han's is okay, as it only requires some strength to walk, but once you step on it with boots on, the boots will immediately be firmly sucked by the mud, and you can't even pull them out!

Therefore, Xiao Han, who was still concentrating on looking for seafood in front, only heard several people behind him scream at the same time!

When he looked back, he saw the fool, Sun Jian, and Xiao Chen running over, all of them smashed into the mud!

In an instant, the mud field in front of them was like exploding fireworks, with countless pieces of mud flying in all directions!

"What are you doing?"

Xiao Han was stunned to see several freshly baked "terracotta warriors and horses" standing up from the mud. Xiao Han was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped!

With their mud-covered appearance, they probably wouldn't even need to put on makeup when they were carried into the pit of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. They could just stand there and look fake!

"Bah, bah, bah..."

In the dull eyes of Xiao Han and others,

Among them, as the first "terracotta warriors and horses" to be smashed into the mud, the idiot was almost crying at this time!

He just saw a fish on the beach, but before he could run over to catch it, he turned into a loach.

It's fine now! His whole body was covered in pitch-black mud, and even his mouth had a fishy smell! The smell made him almost vomit out the only remaining food in his stomach.

"Fuck me..."

After spitting hard twice and wiping the mud on his face, the idiot stood up and just wanted to retreat to the beach to tidy up his clothes, but he forgot about his feet and was still stuck in the mud!

So, without any surprise, as soon as he exerted all his strength, he fell beautifully into the thick mud again.

"Snapped……"

After a crisp sound, originally, the fool was only covered in mud on the front, and the clothes on the back were still clean, but this time it was evenly distributed. There was not even a clean place to be found on his whole body, and even his hair was gone.

They were stuck together by the mud and turned into some weird shape like a killer.

"Uh...hahahaha..."

Seeing the fool's appearance, Xiaodong, who was walking behind and did not fall with him, couldn't help it anymore. He beat his chest and feet on the spot, pointed at him and laughed!

"You..." When the idiot heard the laughter, his face immediately felt hot!

Fortunately, his face had long been covered in mud, otherwise, he would have been redder than the cooked crab!

"You're still laughing, please help me!" After struggling for a few times, he still couldn't get out of the mud. The fool could only grit his teeth and stare at Xiaodong, who was laughing with tears in his eyes.

"Okay...ok! Hahaha..."

Seeing Lunzi calling him for help, Xiaodong finally took a deep breath, tried hard to hold back his laughter, then followed Xiao Han's example and took off his boots, hung them around his neck, and stepped towards Lunzi step by step.

"Reach out and I'll pull you out..."

Seeing that Lunzi was not far away, Xiaodong stretched out his hand to pull Lunzi up, but what he never expected was that Lengzi suddenly smiled when he saw his outstretched hand, and then suddenly

Grab his hand and pull it down!

"Ouch... poof!"

Just like that, the unsuspecting Xiaodong stumbled a few times, then screamed and plunged into the mud.

"Hahaha..." Now it was the stupid man's turn to laugh.

Good brothers, shouldn't we share blessings and hardships together? Now that we are all stuck in the mud, no one needs to laugh at anyone.

"Stupid, you..."

"Ahem, my hands are slippery, my hands are slippery..."

"Slippery hands? I want you to have slippery feet!"

On the beach, two people started chasing each other crazily?

On the shore, a few half-year-old children who had initially been hiding on the edge now took courage and cautiously came near these strange people, looking curiously at this group of uninvited guests.

Happy time is always short-lived.

Xiao Han, who was immersed in the joy of harvest, felt that only a short while had passed, and the receding tide had begun to slowly rise.

Looking at the water that had already covered the instep, Xiao Han carefully patted the bulging clothes, which were filled with trophies.

Although I didn't pick up lobsters or big crabs, I picked up a lot of various kinds of snails. In addition, I also picked up a squid weighing two or three kilograms by mistake.

, was taken into his pocket.

"The tide is rising! Everyone, go back to the shore!"

After tightening his belt again to make sure that the collected seafood would not escape from here, Xiao Han shouted at the others.

"Ah? The tide is rising so soon?"

"But I haven't caught anything yet!"

"It's all the idiot's fault! If he hadn't caused me to fall, I would have been full by now!"

Hearing Xiao Han's cry, except for a few people who had little success, everyone else was in mourning!

Except for a few unknown shells, they have caught nothing in their hands now! If they come ashore later, won’t they be disliked to death by others?

"Come ashore, come ashore, the tide is high now, it's dangerous to stay here any longer!"

However, Xiao Han did not hesitate and loudly urged them to go ashore.

The rising tide of the sea is much more dangerous than the falling tide. If you make a mistake, you will be swept into the bottom of the sea by the waves, and not even a body can be found by then.

"Master, how many did you catch? Can we eat together?"

Seeing that the tide had indeed begun to submerge some tidal flats as Xiao Han said, Xiaodong, who was like a mud monkey, rolled his eyes and immediately moved towards Xiao Han.

But he saw that among these people, his own prince was the more experienced and had picked up something, while others, especially those poor scholars, could not pick up even a hair.

"You want to eat with me?" He glanced at Xiaodong who was leaning over, and the smile on Xiao Han's face was bright. Then he opened his lips slightly and slowly uttered a few words from his mouth: "Dream! Eat your own!"

Don’t try to take advantage of others!”

"Ah? But I, I'm not holding on to anything..."

"You deserve it! I let you fool around with the fool again! If you don't have something to grab, you'll be hungry!"


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