2377 Fetching water from a bamboo basket is in vain
"Well, young master..."
Just when Xiao Han and Xiao Chen were sitting cross-legged on the beach, one was boasting proudly and the other was full of fantasy.
Xiaodong's inappropriate voice suddenly interrupted the conversation between the two people.
"What are you doing!"
Xiao Han, who was in the middle of a conversation, felt very unhappy after being disturbed. He looked at Xiaodong with a dark face, only to see Xiaodong looking at his thigh with a look of horror on his face!
"You, on your leg!" Staring straight at Xiao Han's thigh, Xiaodong seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world, and even his voice trembled!
"what!"
Seeing Xiaodong like this, Xiao Han couldn't help but feel a little thump in his heart, and then he subconsciously lowered his head and looked down!
At this time, no matter how slow he was, he knew that something must have happened to his leg! Otherwise, he would not dare to make such a joke even if Xiaodong was beaten to death!
But it was still a pity, because before Xiao Han could lower his head to see clearly what was on his leg, a heartbreaking pain suddenly came from the root of his thigh!
This pain was so special and so severe that even Xiao Han, who had been on the battlefield more than once, had his eyesight black out from the pain, screamed on the spot, and jumped up from the beach as if his buttocks were on fire!
"It hurts, it hurts, what is this!"
"It's a crab, a crab!"
"Quickly, take it down quickly, ah..."
"Okay, okay! But don't run away, young master! I won't be able to catch up with you this way!"
"Fart! Let it pinch you and see if you can run away, hiss... think of something quickly! It hurts me so much!"
On the beach, Xiao Chen stared blankly as the "master" in his mind hung a crab and ran past him howling!
At this moment, the tall figure that Xiao Han had just erected before suddenly shattered...
"It turns out that the slave god calculates and measures impermanence! It is not omnipotent, at least it cannot detect the disasters on itself..." Xiao Chen murmured to himself.
The unusual behavior of Xiao Han and others on the beach naturally attracted the attention of the children not far away.
Especially when they saw Xiao Han with a crab hanging on his body, these children were laughing so happily.
However, the older child still stood up and shouted to Xiao Han who was trying hard to get rid of the crab, "Hey, jump into the water quickly, it will loosen its grip on its own during the dive!"
"Ah? Oh!" Xiao Han, who was grinning in pain, was startled when he heard this. He wished he could give himself a slap on the head! How come he was in so much pain that he even forgot about it!
Therefore, Xiao Han did not dare to neglect, and immediately turned around and rushed into the sea. Then a standard seal dog entered the water and hit the white waves hard.
"Hey, it just hurt me to death!"
After a while, Xiao Han stood up from the sea like a drowned rat. He looked at his thigh with lingering fear. There was blood slowly seeping out through his pants. The clamp was really too hard!
However, this pinch hurt Xiao Han, but there was still something that made him feel extremely lucky.
Because this place is only a few inches away from his vital point!
If the crab just moved a little further to the middle, then after he returns to Chang'an this time, he will probably consider looking for a job in the palace!
"Master, are you okay?"
"Where is the injury? It doesn't matter. Do you need to see a doctor?"
General Heng Ha, who was still anxiously looking for Xiao Han on the shore, saw his own prince emerging from the waves. He immediately didn't care whether his clothes would get soaked, and hurriedly rushed through the water, and then left and left.
Hold Xiao Han on your right side and walk to the shore!
"No, it's okay..."
Maybe it was the wound that was pulled by two people while walking, or maybe it was stung by the sea water. Xiao Han's whole face was almost slapped together, and he kept sucking air-conditioning in his mouth. "How dare that damn crab?"
Damn it, next time I see it, I have to eat it!"
"Yes! That damn crab, it, it is dedicated to you by Xiaodong!" Realizing that his master was fine, the fool finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Xiaodong with a strange expression!
When Xiaodong heard what Lunzi said, his face immediately turned green, and he hurriedly explained to Xiao Han, "No, the crab was obviously caught by Lunzi, and he also lied to me to offer it to you. Oh! I understand!"
He must have colluded with the crab and came here to trap you!"
"What?" At this time, Xiaodong was so angry that the fool almost fell over on the spot. He didn't care about Xiao Han, who was holding the fight. He jumped up and pointed at Xiaodong's nose and cursed "Fart! You are still colluding, you"
Let me try some crab skewers!"
Naturally, Xiaodong was not to be outdone, and snorted coldly, "That's obviously the case! Otherwise, if it had been at your place for so long without pinching you, why would it start pinching people when it arrived at the young master's place?"
"you……"
Seeing that General Hengha's face was red and his neck was thick, and he was ready to abandon himself and fight, Xiao Han, who was in so much pain that he couldn't even stand still, couldn't help it anymore, and shouted with a dark face, "Okay! Stop acting.
, I didn’t blame you!”
"Ah? Is that so?"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the two people who were furious just now suddenly stopped, looked at each other with a smile, and hurriedly helped Xiao Han up again.
"Hey, you too, Mr. Hou, why didn't you just pull it off? If not, you can just break it off with pliers!" Xiaodong, who was standing on the left, sighed.
The idiot on the right also quickly said, "That's right, if it dares to pinch me, I'll punch it and turn it into crab sauce!"
"Shit!"
And after hearing these two words of hindsight in his ears, Xiao Han's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
What these two guys are talking about now is simple. If they were really allowed to try the soft flesh clamped on the thighs, they would probably howl louder and more miserably than themselves!
Only the person involved knows that kind of heartbreaking pain! Don't worry, even a touch can make people faint from the pain!
But just now, I was in pain and couldn't stand still, so I was running around like a headless fly.
"Help me go sit over there. By the way, where are the seafood I caught?!"
Having the right path brings unparalleled blessings, and misfortunes never come alone!
Xiao Han just endured the pain and asked General Heng Ha to lift him to the beach and sit down. Suddenly, he remembered an even worse thing.
When he was on the beach just now, because he was afraid that Xiaodong and Lengzi would steal away the trophies he picked up, he kept those things in his arms, even the crab.
Otherwise, it would be impossible for it to climb to that position.
But now I'm fine. I just jumped into the sea, and those things followed me into the sea. Now my arms have become empty. "Well, young master..."
Just when Xiao Han and Xiao Chen were sitting cross-legged on the beach, one was boasting proudly and the other was full of fantasy.
Xiaodong's inappropriate voice suddenly interrupted the conversation between the two people.
"What are you doing!"
Xiao Han, who was in the middle of a conversation, felt very unhappy after being disturbed. He looked at Xiaodong with a dark face, only to see Xiaodong looking at his thigh with a look of horror on his face!
"You, on your leg!" Staring straight at Xiao Han's thigh, Xiaodong seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world, and even his voice trembled!
"what!"
Seeing Xiaodong like this, Xiao Han couldn't help but feel a little thump in his heart, and then he subconsciously lowered his head and looked down!
At this time, no matter how slow he was, he knew that something must have happened to his leg! Otherwise, he would not dare to make such a joke even if Xiaodong was beaten to death!
But it was still a pity, because before Xiao Han could lower his head to see clearly what was on his leg, a heartbreaking pain suddenly came from the root of his thigh!
This pain was so special and so severe that even Xiao Han, who had been on the battlefield more than once, had his eyesight black out from the pain, screamed on the spot, and jumped up from the beach as if his buttocks were on fire!
"It hurts, it hurts, what is this!"
"It's a crab, a crab!"
"Quickly, take it down quickly, ah..."
"Okay, okay! But don't run away, young master! I won't be able to catch up with you this way!"
"Fart! Let it pinch you and see if you can run away, hiss... think of something quickly! It hurts me so much!"
On the beach, Xiao Chen stared blankly as the "master" in his mind hung a crab and ran past him howling!
At this moment, the tall figure that Xiao Han had just erected before suddenly shattered...
"It turns out that the slave god calculates and measures impermanence! It is not omnipotent, at least it cannot detect the disasters on itself..." Xiao Chen murmured to himself.
The unusual behavior of Xiao Han and others on the beach naturally attracted the attention of the children not far away.
Especially when they saw Xiao Han with a crab hanging on his body, these children were laughing so happily.
However, the older child still stood up and shouted to Xiao Han who was trying hard to get rid of the crab, "Hey, jump into the water quickly, it will loosen its grip on its own during the dive!"
"Ah? Oh!" Xiao Han, who was grinning in pain, was startled when he heard this. He wished he could give himself a slap on the head! How come he was in so much pain that he even forgot about it!
Therefore, Xiao Han did not dare to neglect, and immediately turned around and rushed into the sea. Then a standard seal dog entered the water and hit the white waves hard.
"Hey, it just hurt me to death!"
After a while, Xiao Han stood up from the sea like a drowned rat. He looked at his thigh with lingering fear. There was blood slowly seeping out through his pants. The clamp was really too hard!
However, this pinch hurt Xiao Han, but there was still something that made him feel extremely lucky.
Because this place is only a few inches away from his vital point!
If the crab just moved a little further to the middle, then after he returns to Chang'an this time, he will probably consider looking for a job in the palace!
"Master, are you okay?"
"Where is the injury? It doesn't matter. Do you need to see a doctor?"
General Heng Ha, who was still anxiously looking for Xiao Han on the shore, saw his own prince emerging from the waves. He immediately didn't care whether his clothes would get soaked, and hurriedly rushed through the water, and then left and left.
Hold Xiao Han on your right side and walk to the shore!
"No, it's okay..."
Maybe it was the wound that was pulled by two people while walking, or maybe it was stung by the sea water. Xiao Han's whole face was almost slapped together, and he kept sucking air-conditioning in his mouth. "How dare that damn crab?"
Damn it, next time I see it, I have to eat it!"
"Yes! That damn crab, it, it is dedicated to you by Xiaodong!" Realizing that his master was fine, the fool finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Xiaodong with a strange expression!
When Xiaodong heard what Lunzi said, his face immediately turned green, and he hurriedly explained to Xiao Han, "No, the crab was obviously caught by Lunzi, and he also lied to me to offer it to you. Oh! I understand!"
He must have colluded with the crab and came here to trap you!"
"What?" At this time, Xiaodong was so angry that the fool almost fell over on the spot. He didn't care about Xiao Han, who was holding the fight. He jumped up and pointed at Xiaodong's nose and cursed "Fart! You are still colluding, you"
Let me try some crab skewers!"
Naturally, Xiaodong was not to be outdone, and snorted coldly, "That's obviously the case! Otherwise, if it had been at your place for so long without pinching you, why would it start pinching people when it arrived at the young master's place?"
"you……"
Seeing that General Hengha's face was red and his neck was thick, and he was ready to abandon himself and fight, Xiao Han, who was in so much pain that he couldn't even stand still, couldn't help it anymore, and shouted with a dark face, "Okay! Stop acting.
, I didn’t blame you!”
"Ah? Is that so?"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the two people who were furious just now suddenly stopped, looked at each other with a smile, and hurriedly helped Xiao Han up again.
"Hey, you too, Mr. Hou, why didn't you just pull it off? If not, you can just break it off with pliers!" Xiaodong, who was standing on the left, sighed.
The idiot on the right also quickly said, "That's right, if it dares to pinch me, I'll punch it and turn it into crab sauce!"
"Shit!"
And after hearing these two words of hindsight in his ears, Xiao Han's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
What these two guys are talking about now is simple. If they were really allowed to try the soft flesh clamped on the thighs, they would probably howl louder and more miserably than themselves!
Only the person involved knows that kind of heartbreaking pain! Don't worry, even a touch can make people faint from the pain!
But just now, I was in pain and couldn't stand still, so I was running around like a headless fly.
"Help me go sit over there. By the way, where are the seafood I caught?!"
Having the right path brings unparalleled blessings, and misfortunes never come alone!
Xiao Han just endured the pain and asked General Heng Ha to lift him to the beach and sit down. Suddenly, he remembered an even worse thing.
When he was on the beach just now, because he was afraid that Xiaodong and Lengzi would steal away the trophies he picked up, he kept those things in his arms, even the crab.
Otherwise, it would be impossible for it to climb to that position.
But now I'm fine. I just jumped into the sea, and those things followed me into the sea. Now my arms have become empty.
