Duke Kui, Liu Hongji!!! The guy in front of me, who is as strong as a black bear, is actually a Duke of Kui!
Wang Mengcai's eyes straightened again.
A pair of protruding big eyes stared straight at Liu Hongji, making a rough guy like Old Liu feel uncomfortable. Even the hairs on his arms stood up!
"What kind of bird-like magistrate is this? What kind of bird-like eyes are you looking at me, Old Liu, like this? Isn't it possible that there is something broken... broken... yes! It's the habit of cutting off sleeves! Although I, Old Liu, look better than Pan An, he is more powerful than Lu Bu.
, but I don’t like this one?
No! If he is a rabbit, then why did Xiao Han keep saying good things for him just now, saying that he killed more than a hundred Goguryeo soldiers? Could it be that these two people have long been... vomiting in private!"
Things in this world just can’t withstand consideration! As long as you think about it carefully, it will basically change its flavor. Otherwise, as people often say: There is nothing in the world, and it’s just a matter of people bothering themselves?
Now, after thinking about it like this, Liu Hongji instantly remembered: This time, Xiao Han didn't tell anyone, and secretly came to this small edge town that he couldn't even find on the map!
Why did he come here? How did he know this place?
Also, just now, I seemed to hear vaguely that this Bird County magistrate had cursed Xiao Han’s ancestors in grief and anger?
How could a mere seventh-grade county magistrate dare to greet the ancestors of a noble prince? Could it be that there was something ulterior between the two of them?
Human imagination is unlimited!
In just this moment, five or six dramas appeared in Liu Hongji's mind one after another! Including those: Chasing a husband thousands of miles away... Dividing peaches after cutting off sleeves... Beginning with chaos and ending in abandonment... Transferring love and not falling in love...
Hey, it seems that Xiao Han is also hungry and can eat anything!
No wonder I asked him to go to a brothel before, but he refused to go no matter what. It turned out that he was in such a good mood!
To be honest, Liu Hongji doesn't despise "Longyang's Goodness". After all, this trend originated from the scholar-bureaucrat class in the Han Dynasty, and then in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, it was widely popular among the people, and it was no longer strange.
.
Especially during this period, the imperial court promulgated some strange laws. For example, when serving as an official in a different place, you are not allowed to bring your family members, let alone maids and concubines to take office!
Of course, the original intention of the imperial court in doing this was to allow officials to serve as officials honestly and do things in a down-to-earth manner, and not to waste their willpower by thinking about their wives and children all day long.
But the problem is, humans are human beings after all, not animals. Even if they are animals, they still have their youthful days!
Therefore, during that period of time, the officials' willpower could not be weakened, but on the other hand, they all choked and their eyes turned green!
They are all in their thirties and forties, a vigorous age!
There are no women around, and I don’t dare to go to a brothel to pick up prostitutes. I am afraid that I will be accused of bad conduct and will be dismissed from office. I can’t solve this problem by myself, right?
Therefore, in order to solve this problem, I don’t know which genius came up with a way: If I am not allowed to bring a woman, then I will bring a handsome boy, Xiao Si, right?
In this way, you can act as a book boy and servant during the day, and at night...
Hey, everyone knows this! If you don’t understand, then just don’t understand!
Therefore, during that period, you can often see scenes like "cars driving incense in the winding alleys, and the young actors vaguely looking like flowers." This is
I’ve seen it so much that even the people don’t take it seriously.
However, although Liu Hongji does not despise this kind of thing, does it mean that he is also good at it?
In particular, Xiao Han is still his best brother. After drinking together, the two of them have slept together countless times! It seems that a few times, his buttocks have felt a dull pain when they woke up from sleep... (Actually, it was because of Xiao Han.
Han couldn't grab the quilt, so he got angry and kicked him!)
"Ahem, Xiao Han, I suddenly remembered something, what, why don't I leave first..."
The corner of his mouth twitched violently twice, and Liu Hongji subconsciously took two steps back. He had to call his men to retreat first!
"Is something wrong? What's the matter?"
Unexpectedly, when Liu Hongji said this, before Xiao Han had time to ask, Niu Jinda who came with him frowned and said in confusion: "Aren't we here just to find Xiao Hou? Is there anything else?"
"And, that..."
As soon as the lie came out, it was exposed on the spot by the sincere Niu Jinda. Liu Hongji's face turned green and red for a while. He was speechless for a long time before saying: "Didn't Xiao Han just say that there are Korean sticks around here? I
I want to see if I can catch a few of them!"
"Catch the Goguryeo people?"
How did Xiao Han know the dirty things in Liu Hongji's mind? He naively thought that he was worried that the Goguryeo people would come again, so he laughed and said: "You don't need to worry about this, those Goguryeo people were all killed by Magistrate Wang! Even if they are
If you dare to come again, it's just a few sticks, just trap and kill!
Come on, come on, you and Lao Niu have finally come here, so please come with me to the county government office! Speaking of which, you are also lucky! I have discovered a lot of good things here these days.
Today, let me be a landlord and treat you to a good meal!"
"County government? Landlord friendship? It's over, it's over! Are we all living together?"
Xiao Han was still greeting Niu and Liu enthusiastically, but he didn't know that Liu Hongji's heart was already freezing at this time!
Don’t you have to go behind someone’s back to do this kind of thing? Can you talk about it openly and openly?
However, no matter what, Liu Hongji did not frighten Xiao Han in the end, and was dragged and dragged to the city by him.
It was determined that this was just a false alarm, and the dark clouds in the sky cleared instantly!
The Xiangyong who had been staggering just now got up from the ground one after another, watching with awe and envy as the cavalry passed by in front of them.
The people in the city also got the news at this time and began to carry their belongings and go to their homes.
As he walked, he didn't forget to greet the bastard who first reported the news of the siege!
If it weren't for this bastard, why would I be in such a mess? If I knew who did this, I would have to break its two front teeth with my own hands!
But these people didn't know that that bastard was standing cowering at the entrance of the alley, his ears so hot that they were almost smoking. They didn't know whether he was excited or because so many people were scolding him!
The group of people crossed the street and came to the yamen gate.
Several large carts from yesterday are still parked alone near here, motionless! It's just the cattle and horses carrying the carts, which were taken home by their respective owners.
These big cars are not afraid of being stolen.
Not to mention that this is a government office, just as far as the things on the cart are concerned, there won’t be any unscrupulous fool to steal them! Kui Guogong, Liu Hongji!!! This guy who is as strong as a black bear in front of me is actually
A prince of the country!
Wang Mengcai's eyes straightened again.
A pair of protruding big eyes stared straight at Liu Hongji, making a rough guy like Old Liu feel uncomfortable. Even the hairs on his arms stood up!
"What kind of bird-like magistrate is this? What kind of bird-like eyes are you looking at me, Old Liu, like this? Isn't it possible that there is something broken... broken... yes! It's the habit of cutting off sleeves! Although I, Old Liu, look better than Pan An, he is more powerful than Lu Bu.
, but I don’t like this one?
No! If he is a rabbit, then why did Xiao Han keep saying good things for him just now, saying that he killed more than a hundred Goguryeo soldiers? Could it be that these two people have long been... vomiting in private!"
Things in this world just can’t withstand consideration! As long as you think about it carefully, it will basically change its flavor. Otherwise, as people often say: There is nothing in the world, and it’s just a matter of people bothering themselves?
Now, after thinking about it like this, Liu Hongji instantly remembered: This time, Xiao Han didn't tell anyone, and secretly came to this small edge town that he couldn't even find on the map!
Why did he come here? How did he know this place?
Also, just now, I seemed to hear vaguely that this Bird County magistrate had cursed Xiao Han’s ancestors in grief and anger?
How could a mere seventh-grade county magistrate dare to greet the ancestors of a noble prince? Could it be that there was something ulterior between the two of them?
Human imagination is unlimited!
In just this moment, five or six dramas appeared in Liu Hongji's mind one after another! Including those: Chasing a husband thousands of miles away... Dividing peaches after cutting off sleeves... Beginning with chaos and ending in abandonment... Transferring love and not falling in love...
Hey, it seems that Xiao Han is also hungry and can eat anything!
No wonder I asked him to go to a brothel before, but he refused to go no matter what. It turned out that he was in such a good mood!
To be honest, Liu Hongji doesn't despise "Longyang's Goodness". After all, this trend originated from the scholar-bureaucrat class in the Han Dynasty, and then in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, it was widely popular among the people, and it was no longer strange.
.
Especially during this period, the imperial court promulgated some strange laws. For example, when serving as an official in a different place, you are not allowed to bring your family members, let alone maids and concubines to take office!
Of course, the original intention of the imperial court in doing this was to allow officials to serve as officials honestly and do things in a down-to-earth manner, and not to waste their willpower by thinking about their wives and children all day long.
But the problem is, humans are human beings after all, not animals. Even if they are animals, they still have their youthful days!
Therefore, during that period of time, the officials' willpower could not be weakened, but on the other hand, they all choked and their eyes turned green!
They are all in their thirties and forties, a vigorous age!
There are no women around, and I don’t dare to go to a brothel to pick up prostitutes. I am afraid that I will be accused of bad conduct and will be dismissed from office. I can’t solve this problem by myself, right?
Therefore, in order to solve this problem, I don’t know which genius came up with a way: If I am not allowed to bring a woman, then I will bring a handsome boy, Xiao Si, right?
In this way, you can act as a book boy and servant during the day, and at night...
Hey, everyone knows this! If you don’t understand, then just don’t understand!
Therefore, during that period, you can often see scenes like "cars driving incense in the winding alleys, and the young actors vaguely looking like flowers." This is
I’ve seen it so much that even the people don’t take it seriously.
However, although Liu Hongji does not despise this kind of thing, does it mean that he is also good at it?
In particular, Xiao Han is still his best brother. After drinking together, the two of them have slept together countless times! It seems that a few times, his buttocks have felt a dull pain when they woke up from sleep... (Actually, it was because of Xiao Han.
Han couldn't grab the quilt, so he got angry and kicked him!)
"Ahem, Xiao Han, I suddenly remembered something, what, why don't I leave first..."
The corner of his mouth twitched violently twice, and Liu Hongji subconsciously took two steps back. He had to call his men to retreat first!
"Is something wrong? What's the matter?"
Unexpectedly, when Liu Hongji said this, before Xiao Han had time to ask, Niu Jinda who came with him frowned and said in confusion: "Aren't we here just to find Xiao Hou? Is there anything else?"
"And, that..."
As soon as the lie came out, it was exposed on the spot by the sincere Niu Jinda. Liu Hongji's face turned green and red for a while. He was speechless for a long time before saying: "Didn't Xiao Han just say that there are Korean sticks around here? I
I want to see if I can catch a few of them!"
"Catch the Goguryeo people?"
How did Xiao Han know the dirty things in Liu Hongji's mind? He naively thought that he was worried that the Goguryeo people would come again, so he laughed and said: "You don't need to worry about this, those Goguryeo people were all killed by Magistrate Wang! Even if they are
If you dare to come again, it's just a few sticks, just trap and kill!
Come on, come on, you and Lao Niu have finally come here, so please come with me to the county government office! Speaking of which, you are also lucky! I have discovered a lot of good things here these days.
Today, let me be a landlord and treat you to a good meal!"
"County government? Landlord friendship? It's over, it's over! Are we all living together?"
Xiao Han was still greeting Niu and Liu enthusiastically, but he didn't know that Liu Hongji's heart was already freezing at this time!
Don’t you have to go behind someone’s back to do this kind of thing? Can you talk about it openly and openly?
However, no matter what, Liu Hongji did not frighten Xiao Han in the end, and was dragged and dragged to the city by him.
It was determined that this was just a false alarm, and the dark clouds in the sky cleared instantly!
The Xiangyong who had been staggering just now got up from the ground one after another, watching with awe and envy as the cavalry passed by in front of them.
The people in the city also got the news at this time and began to carry their belongings and go to their homes.
As he walked, he didn't forget to greet the bastard who first reported the news of the siege!
If it weren't for this bastard, why would I be in such a mess? If I knew who did this, I would have to break its two front teeth with my own hands!
But these people didn't know that that bastard was standing cowering at the entrance of the alley, his ears so hot that they were almost smoking. They didn't know whether he was excited or because so many people were scolding him!
The group of people crossed the street and came to the yamen gate.
Several large carts from yesterday are still parked alone near here, motionless! It's just the cattle and horses carrying the carts, which were taken home by their respective owners.
These big cars are not afraid of being stolen.
Not to mention that this is a government office, just talking about the things pulled in the car, there won't be any heartless idiot to steal it!
