"Damn old cow, broken old cow! If you are afraid of water, just be afraid of water. Don't let me go into the sea!"
He flew up with his kick and kicked away a little crab that had just emerged from the bottom of the sand. He watched the innocent crab fly away with a cloud of fine sand, and finally fell into the sea with a "plop". Xiao Han's words
Then he muttered angrily!
However, Lao Niu, who was next to him, seemed to have not heard Xiao Han's muttering at all. He still folded his arms happily and looked at Xiaodong and others who were busy in the sea.
Facing such a stubborn and slow-tempered guy, even Xiao Han felt helpless.
If Lao Niu were replaced by Liu Hongji, even if he couldn't go to sea, he could at least have a few words to relieve his boredom, right????
Of course, he didn't even think about it. If Lao Niu was really replaced by Liu Hongji, what would be the point of arguing? These two good friends would have probably jumped into the sea together!
In front of me, there is such a beautiful beach and such a good scenery.
But all I could do was watch a group of old men wearing crotchless trousers shouting and screaming in the sea. It was really a bit embarrassing!
It would be great if a few pretty little ladies came here, put on cool swimsuits, and didn't have to do anything else but just walk by in front of me.
"Oh...what a pity."
Thinking of this, Xiao Han sighed deeply and expelled the beautiful scenery from his mind.
After all, this is in the Tang Dynasty, not in later generations...
Although the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was much more open than that of the Ming and Qing Dynasties that came later, if any woman dared to dress like this and walk in front of the world!
What awaits her is probably the only choice of being dipped in a pig cage!
There was really nothing else to see, so Xiao Han could only continue to wander around on the beach.
Just when he was bored and ready to continue to harm the next unlucky crab.
Suddenly, in the depths of the sea ahead, a small head popped up from the water! He was shouting something excitedly towards Xiao Han.
"Xiao Wei San?"
He looked at the head emerging from the sea in surprise. Before Xiao Han could hear clearly what he was shouting, he saw Xiao Wei San diving into the sea again, his whole body as slippery as a swimming fish, so fast
swimming towards myself.
Xiao Wei San’s water quality is very good!
It only took a few breaths to swim from such a far distance to the shore!
When he ran next to Xiao Han dripping with water, Xiao Han discovered that in Xiao Wei San's hand, he was holding a three or four kilograms of colorful lobster!
Yes, Xiao Han read it right! What Wei San is holding is indeed a lobster!
The long beard on the top of the head is almost as big as Xiao Wei San's arm! The tail with a thick wrist is flapping in the air, making crisp "pop" sounds from time to time.
"How come there are lobsters here?!"
The lobster in the dumb little Wei San's hand made Xiao Han's eyes bulge!
If he remembered correctly, this thing should live in the warm sea water in the south! As for the sea area in front of him, he had never heard of lobsters infesting it?
"Lobster? What lobster?"
Xiao Wei San's eyes narrowed with joy at this time. Hearing Xiao Han's question, he said directly without thinking: "These are flower shrimps, which are rare here! But
Its meat is so delicious! Once cooked, put it in a pot and take a bite, the taste..."
"Flower shrimps? Are they cooked and eaten in a pot helmet?"
Hearing Xiao Wei San's words, Xiao Han's pupils began to enlarge unconsciously again!
Xiao Han, who was a diaosi in his previous life, had never even touched such a precious ingredient as lobster! Of course, except for crayfish...
Among various film and television works, shouldn't this thing be placed on a huge platter with some lemon flowers next to it for those rich people to savor?
Why did Xiao Wei San cook it directly when he arrived at Xiao Wei San's place? Or gnaw it in the pot helmet? It was used as a steamed bun with meat!
"What a waste of nature, what a waste of nature!"
Hateful of iron, he snatched the lobster from Xiao Wei San's hand. Xiao Han looked at the shrimp in his hand and felt deeply unworthy of the sacrifice of his brothers and elders!
Why can't such a rare thing be properly cooked and finally sacrificed in one's own temple of the five internal organs, so that it can live up to its original purpose?
Of course, Lobster cannot hear these thoughts of Xiao Han. If it could hear them, it would definitely bring all of its own kind to thank Xiao Han's eight generations of ancestors...
The lobster I finally caught was robbed by someone, but I couldn’t afford to offend this person!
Little Wei San had no choice but to angrily rush back into the sea! He continued to search for prey.
I don’t know how this little guy developed his water ability. After a few efforts, he caught another sea cucumber that was almost as big as an eggplant, and then he held it up like a demonstration and showed off to Xiao Han! Then... nothing more
Then...
"This is a good thing. You have to cook it quickly, otherwise this thing will spit out your intestines, melt by itself, and turn into water in a short while!"
Behind a huge rock in the lee of the sea, Xiao Han, who had finally found something to do, was holding a sea cucumber and gesticulating, ordering the accompanying soldiers to prepare the chopping boards and kitchen utensils.
Poor soldiers who usually carry horse-drawn swords and long knives. When did they touch kitchen knives and chopping boards? For a while, they were so busy that they were sweating profusely, and then they barely met Xiao Han's requirements.
"You cut the sea cucumber!"
Seeing that the chopping board was ready, Xiao Han pointed his finger and said to the unlucky guy who was hit: "Cut it thinly, preferably like white peony slices!"
"Ah? White peony slices."
When the unlucky guy who was targeted by Xiao Han heard this, his face turned whiter than white peony root!
It's a coincidence that when he was a child, his neighbor owned a pharmacy! When that neighbor cut white peony root, he could often cut more than 300 slices of one-inch white peony root!
Each cut piece is so thin that you can see directly through it and see clearly what's behind!
I heard from the neighbor that the reason why white peony root must be cut so thin is because it contains poison, and the closer it is to the epidermis, the more toxic it is!
If you don't cut it into thin slices and throw it directly into the medicine pot, then the disease will probably not be cured and the person will be poisoned to death first!
Therefore, only by cutting it into small slices can the medicinal power of white peony root be diluted as much as possible without becoming too toxic.
Now, the Marquis actually ordered himself to cut this soft, black, and thorny thing so thin? Isn't this making things difficult for others?
"Master Hou..." The unfortunate guy had a bitter look on his face and wanted to tell Xiao Han: I really can't do your request!
However, at this time, Xiao Han ran to the side to cook the extremely large lobster. Where could he have time to talk to him? "Damn old cow, broken old cow! If you are afraid of water, just be afraid of water. Don't let me go into the sea."
!”
He flew up with his kick and kicked away a little crab that had just emerged from the bottom of the sand. He watched the innocent crab fly away with a cloud of fine sand, and finally fell into the sea with a "plop". Xiao Han's words
Then he muttered angrily!
However, Lao Niu, who was next to him, seemed to have not heard Xiao Han's muttering at all. He still folded his arms happily and looked at Xiaodong and others who were busy in the sea.
Facing such a stubborn and slow-tempered guy, even Xiao Han felt helpless.
If Lao Niu were replaced by Liu Hongji, even if he couldn't go to sea, he could at least have a few words to relieve his boredom, right?
Of course, he didn't even think about it. If Lao Niu was really replaced by Liu Hongji, what would be the point of arguing? These two good friends would have probably jumped into the sea together!
In front of me, there is such a beautiful beach and such a good scenery.
But all I could do was watch a group of old men wearing crotchless trousers shouting and screaming in the sea. It was really a bit embarrassing!
It would be great if a few pretty little ladies came here, put on cool swimsuits, and didn't have to do anything else but just walk by in front of me.
"Oh...what a pity."
Thinking of this, Xiao Han sighed deeply and expelled the beautiful scenery from his mind.
After all, this is in the Tang Dynasty, not in later generations...
Although the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was much more open than that of the Ming and Qing Dynasties that came later, if any woman dared to dress like this and walk in front of the world!
What awaits her is probably the only choice of being dipped in a pig cage!
There was really nothing else to see, so Xiao Han could only continue to wander around on the beach.
Just when he was bored and ready to continue to harm the next unlucky crab.
Suddenly, in the depths of the sea ahead, a small head popped up from the water! He was shouting something excitedly towards Xiao Han.
"Xiao Wei San?"
He looked at the head emerging from the sea in surprise. Before Xiao Han could hear clearly what he was shouting, he saw Xiao Wei San diving into the sea again, his whole body as slippery as a swimming fish, so fast
swimming towards myself.
Xiao Wei San’s water quality is very good!
It only took a few breaths to swim from such a far distance to the shore!
When he ran next to Xiao Han dripping with water, Xiao Han discovered that in Xiao Wei San's hand, he was holding a three or four kilograms of colorful lobster!
Yes, Xiao Han read it right! What Wei San is holding is indeed a lobster!
The long beard on the top of the head is almost as big as Xiao Wei San's arm! The tail with a thick wrist is flapping in the air, making crisp "pop" sounds from time to time.
"How come there are lobsters here?!"
The lobster in the dumb little Wei San's hand made Xiao Han's eyes bulge!
If he remembered correctly, this thing should live in the warm sea water in the south! As for the sea area in front of him, he had never heard of lobsters infesting it?
"Lobster? What lobster?"
Xiao Wei San's eyes narrowed with joy at this time. Hearing Xiao Han's question, he said directly without thinking: "These are flower shrimps, which are rare here! But
Its meat is so delicious! Once cooked, put it in a pot and take a bite, the taste..."
"Flower shrimps? Are they cooked and eaten in a pot helmet?"
Hearing Xiao Wei San's words, Xiao Han's pupils began to enlarge unconsciously again!
Xiao Han, who was a diaosi in his previous life, had never even touched such a precious ingredient as lobster! Of course, except for crayfish...
Among various film and television works, shouldn't this thing be placed on a huge platter with some lemon flowers next to it for those rich people to savor?
Why did Xiao Wei San cook it directly when he arrived at Xiao Wei San's place? Or gnaw it in the pot helmet? It was used as a steamed bun with meat!
"What a waste of nature, what a waste of nature!"
Hateful of iron, he snatched the lobster from Xiao Wei San's hand. Xiao Han looked at the shrimp in his hand and felt deeply unworthy of the sacrifice of his brothers and elders!
Why can't such a rare thing be properly cooked and finally sacrificed in one's own temple of the five internal organs, so that it can live up to its original purpose?
Of course, Lobster cannot hear these thoughts of Xiao Han. If it could hear them, it would definitely bring all of its own kind to thank Xiao Han's eight generations of ancestors...
The lobster I finally caught was robbed by someone, but I couldn’t afford to offend this person!
Little Wei San had no choice but to angrily rush back into the sea! He continued to search for prey.
I don’t know how this little guy developed his water ability. After a few efforts, he caught another sea cucumber that was almost as big as an eggplant, and then he held it up like a demonstration and showed off to Xiao Han! Then... nothing more
Then...
"This is a good thing. You have to cook it quickly, otherwise this thing will spit out your intestines, melt by itself, and turn into water in a short while!"
Behind a huge rock in the lee of the sea, Xiao Han, who had finally found something to do, was holding a sea cucumber and gesticulating, ordering the accompanying soldiers to prepare the chopping boards and kitchen utensils.
Poor soldiers who usually carry horse-drawn swords and long knives. When did they touch kitchen knives and chopping boards? For a while, they were so busy that they were sweating profusely, and then they barely met Xiao Han's requirements.
"You cut the sea cucumber!"
Seeing that the chopping board was ready, Xiao Han pointed his finger and said to the unlucky guy who was hit: "Cut it thinly, preferably like white peony slices!"
"Ah? White peony slices."
When the unlucky guy who was targeted by Xiao Han heard this, his face turned whiter than white peony root!
It's a coincidence that when he was a child, his neighbor owned a pharmacy! When that neighbor cut white peony root, he could often cut more than 300 slices of one-inch white peony root!
Each cut piece is so thin that you can see directly through it and see clearly what's behind!
I heard from the neighbor that the reason why white peony root must be cut so thin is because it contains poison, and the closer it is to the epidermis, the more toxic it is!
If you don't cut it into thin slices and throw it directly into the medicine pot, then the disease will probably not be cured and the person will be poisoned to death first!
Therefore, only by cutting it into small slices can the medicinal power of white peony root be diluted as much as possible without becoming too toxic.
Now, the Marquis actually ordered himself to cut this soft, black, and thorny thing so thin? Isn't this making things difficult for others?
"Master Hou..." The unfortunate guy had a bitter look on his face and wanted to tell Xiao Han: I really can't do your request!
However, at this time, Xiao Han ran away to cook the extremely large lobster. Where could he have time to talk to him?
