Fortunately, this misguided lobster is very tenacious!
Even if he stayed alone in a bucket without water for more than half an hour, he still didn't die! After being carried over by the idiot, he still looked lively and energetic?
"This is lobster? Why is it also here?"
Liu Hongji had seen lobsters when he was in the south. When he saw Xiao Han actually taking one out of the bucket, he couldn't help but be surprised.
"This shrimp is called lobster? Why does it grow so big!"
Compared with Liu Hongji, Niu Jinda, who has never been to the beach, saw this thing for the first time!
Looking at its colorful growth and its hard shell with sharp thorns, for some reason, the old cow's mouth felt a dull pain again.
The Pippi shrimp I ordered just now makes my mouth hurt when I eat it! Now that such a big dragon... lobster, my whole face hurts when I eat it?
However, Xiao Han had no time to pay attention to these two ignorant people at this moment.
Because what troubles him now is: How to deal with this thing?
The firewood in the stove in front of me has been burned out and the fire has been extinguished. Among the charred charcoal, only a few sparks are left looming in the sea breeze. If you want to start a fire again, you have to pick up wood and branches again, which is a bit troublesome.
But if you save it for the next meal, you won't have any problem. Anyway, you have eaten enough and drank enough, so you don't need this little meat.
But it would be difficult for some strong lobsters to wait until the next meal...
"How about we also imitate the rich young master on TV and try making sashimi?"
When he was in trouble, suddenly, this idea came to Xiao Han's mind.
Although, since he came to the Tang Dynasty, he almost never eats raw food because he is afraid of parasites, and his expression changes even more when he hears about those common charlatans among the so-called upper-class nobles!
But this is the sea! The sea water is salty! No matter how energetic those parasites are,
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Even if you are stubborn, you won’t like soaking in salt, right?
That's how people are, they always have a strong curiosity about things they have no contact with!
In addition, throughout his life, Xiao Han has often seen rich people eating all kinds of sashimi and sashimi on TV! He is also very curious about the taste of these things!
It's a pity that at that time, because he was short of money, he didn't have the opportunity to try it. Now, isn't the opportunity coming?
Just do it!
Asking Xiaodong to bring the cutting board and kitchen utensils, Xiao Han began to recall the scenes on later TV and prepared to make lobster sashimi.
He vaguely remembered, as if on TV, that after the live lobster was brought up, the water had to be released first.
So Xiao Han also picked up the chopsticks and poked the lobster's butt back and forth...
As a result, I don’t know if it was a problem with his technique, or if the lobster had been holding back all the water when it was in the bucket!
Xiao Han murmured there for a long time without saying anything. Liu Hongji and the others around him looked at him with weird expressions! Especially Lao Niu, who looked at Xiao Han with a bit of fear.
It seems to be saying: You beast! You won’t even let go of a shrimp...
Xiao Han also felt a little embarrassed when he got off to a bad start, but he was extremely thick-skinned and others couldn't tell.
Since the water cannot be released, skip this step! Just press the shrimp on the cutting board and start to pull the shrimp head down hard!
By the way, this poor lobster was already on the verge of death after being stabbed by Xiao Han. Now that it was pulled like this again, it didn’t know where it got the strength to slap its tail violently and jump up from the chopping board!
In front of the chopping board, how could Xiao Han expect this?
Can the lobster on the chopping board still fly?
Suddenly, he saw the lobster bounce into the air, and then the tail, which was as big as an adult's palm, slapped Xiao Han's face impartially...
"Snapped!"
"ah……"
Following an extremely clear sound, the next second, Xiao Han screamed, covered his face, and fell to the ground!
And in front of him, the heroic and unyielding lobster also fell down at this time, and was flipping and jumping in front of Xiao Han, as if to demonstrate to him!
All this happened so fast! Before anyone else could react, Xiao Han was already slapped to the ground!
He glanced blankly at Xiao Han, whose face instantly turned red. Lao Niu, who was the first to react, couldn't help but gasped and said to himself: "That's what I said! Eating this will make your face hurt!"
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"Xiao Han? Are you okay?"
"Master Hou! Master Hou!"
A group of people screamed and rushed over to pull Xiao Han up from the ground! But Xiao Han bounced up from the ground before they could reach out!
The dignified prince was actually bullied by a lobster. It was simply unbearable. I couldn't bear it. My uncle couldn't bear it, and my aunt couldn't bear it either!
He stretched out his hand and touched the burning left cheek! Xiao Han was so angry that his teeth were itching. He didn't care about the recipe or the steps now. I will send this shrimp to the West first!
Thinking of this, Xiao Han gritted his teeth, picked up the lobster that was still rolling and jumping, and then knocked the huge shrimp head hard on the chopping board!
"ah……"
The next second, another cry of pain echoed through the seaside...
Obviously, lobsters can't make such a long and powerful scream, so they make a sound
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, only Xiao Han!
It turned out that he just wanted to kill the lobster, but he forgot that the lobster had spines! When he was hit by the chopping board, those sharp spines instantly pierced the skin on Xiao Han's palm, and countless
Blood drops immediately seeped out from his palm!
And that damn lobster fell to the ground, still crackling and jumping happily!
"Hey... is there such a big rule when it comes to eating this thing?"
At this time, Lao Niu was stunned again. He looked at the lobster with his huge bull eyes, and then at Xiao Han with bloody hands. He couldn't help but murmur to himself: "This...does this require sacrificing your own blood?"
Xiao Han is probably the only one in the world who can make himself look like this after eating a lobster.
Angrily, he asked the fool to roll over and twist off the lobster's head in front of him! Xiao Han still couldn't help but ask Xiaodong to bring a knife over and cut the shrimp meat into pieces piece by piece. No one else could
Just eat it and wait for him to bandage his palm and come back to take revenge alone.
Before I knew it, the sun had already set to the west.
On the beach, Liu Hongji was drooling. He looked at Xiao Han, who had a bag in his hand that looked like a bear's paw, eating there.
Even though this lobster looks weird, after the shrimp meat is removed, it is crystal clear, just like crystal! At first glance, it doesn't look like ordinary food!
When Liu Hongji was in Chang'an, he also liked eating fish the most! However, when Xiao Han took over the Three Kingdoms, he was frightened by Chen Deng's old stories, and he was so frightened that he had not eaten fish for a long time.
Now seeing Xiao Han starting to eat himself, Liu Hongji's stomach couldn't bear the greediness anymore and started to jump up.
Unfortunately, Xiao Han resented the lobster that first disfigured him and then disabled his hand. He couldn't get a bite of it even if he wanted to, so he could only urge Xiao Wei San to go to the sea to catch one again.
