In his sleep, when Xiao Han was about to do something unspeakable with Duke Zhou's daughter, he suddenly felt as if someone was holding a brush outside and brushing his head vigorously!
This doesn’t feel good. After all, he is not an animal and does not need to be brushed! So even though his consciousness was still in his sleep, Xiao Han was furious and subconsciously raised his hand to block it!
But this time, Xiao Han felt something was wrong!
Because there is a damp and hot feeling coming from the arm, which makes people feel extremely sad! .??.
"who!!!"
Sensing something was wrong, Xiao Han suddenly woke up from his sleep! But who would have imagined that the first thing he saw after opening his eyes was a huge head dangling in front of him!
Because the distance was so close, Xiao Han couldn't see the whole head clearly. He could only feel a stream of hot air gushing out from the mouth of the head in front of him!
What made Xiao Han collapse even more was that when the head saw him waking up, he was overjoyed, and then opened his thick lips, revealing two rows of white teeth!
"Oh my god! Monster! Help!"
The scene in front of him almost scared Xiao Han to death on the spot!
He stared straight at the head for a long time, and finally screamed "Ouch", kicked his legs desperately and stepped back while shouting for help!
"What happened?"
"What happened!"
Outside the tent, the camp that was still sleeping was awakened by Xiao Han's shout!
Countless people in disheveled clothes rushed out of the tent and hurried towards Xiao Han!
At this moment, Xiao Han in the tent finally took two steps back in fear, leaning on the edge of the tent with his back!
At this angle, the huge head finally becomes clear! Wait until you see it clearly
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This head, Xiao Han, who was originally frightened out of his mind, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and felt that his heart, which was about to jump into his throat, finally dropped.
It turned out that this head was not a monster, but the donkey he rode over last night.
I just don’t know how it got the reins off the stone and how it got into Xiao Han’s tent!
"Hey! Stupid donkey! Let go of my brother!"
In the tent, just when Xiao Han, who was still in shock, was still looking at the donkey wondering what was wrong, Liu Hongji's angry shouts could be heard outside!
The next second! In Xiao Han’s dull eyes!
I saw the face of the donkey that poked into the tent suddenly changed! Originally, it just poked its head in, but now it seemed as if it was hit by some huge force, and its entire body also staggered in!
The tent used by Xiao Han was just an ordinary single-person tent, and the materials used were only a little stronger than other tents at most!
But how could such a small tent hold a donkey?
The donkey's whole body fell into the tent!
There was just a crisp "click" sound, and the tent was finally overwhelmed and collapsed completely. The thick cloth smeared with tung oil immediately covered one person and one donkey underneath!
When Xiaodong, Lengzi and others rushed over in disheveled clothes, they saw a huge oilcloth rolling on the ground. Occasionally, there were sounds of pain, the braying of donkeys, and the sound of hoofs hitting human bodies coming from inside.
"Why are you still standing there! Save people!"
Now, Liu Hongji, Lengzi, and Xiaodong were all dumbfounded, and for a moment they forgot to step forward to help! At the critical moment,
It was the old cow who rushed over, yelled, and took the lead in grabbing the oilcloth on the ground and pulling it back hard!
"Ah! Yes! Yes!"
"Save people! Help people quickly..."
When several other people heard the old cow's braying, they came to their senses, roared and rushed forward together.
However, the quality of the oilcloth was so good that even with the strength of Liu Hongji and Niu Jinda, they could not tear it into pieces. In the end, Xiaodong suddenly got his wits about him and pulled out the meat-cutting knife he carried with him and stabbed it into the oilcloth.
!
"hold head high……"
"Stab it!"
God knows why it’s such a coincidence!
Xiaodong's knife just passed through the oilcloth, and stabbed directly into the donkey's butt inside!
A high-pitched donkey brayed suddenly, followed immediately by a hoof that opened a large gap in the oilcloth that they could not tear apart!
Then, before Xiaodong could be happy, the hoof passed through the oilcloth and kicked firmly on his stomach!
"ah……"
Poor Xiaodong felt as if he had been hit hard by a siege truck. He flew straight out. After landing, he rolled several times on the ground and just missed rolling directly off the cliff.
But even so, when Xiaodong finally sat up, he opened his mouth and said "Wow..." and vomited out everything he had eaten last night, including the gall water.
"Quickly, tear it apart from here!" Seeing Xiaodong flying out in front of him with a "swish", Liu Hongji was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat!
If the people outside are like this, what should happen to Xiao Han who is locked up behind a closed door and beaten with dogs... no, it's Xiao Han who is locked up in a tent and beats people?
But it's fortunate
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, that hoof just now opened a hole in this sturdy tent! At this hole, Lunzi and Liu Hongji each pulled one side and tore it apart with all their strength...
There was just a "crash" sound, and the oilcloth cracked with a big gap! The idiot used too much force and fell to the ground. He rolled several times on the ground and then got up dizzy.
Under the tent, the donkey that had seen the light of day kicked its hooves in a panic, got up from the messy ground, and then ran away without knowing where it was.
Liu Hongji and Niu Jinda didn't care about the troublesome donkey. They only picked up Xiao Han, who had a bruised nose, swollen face and disheveled clothes, from among the rags and bedding.
"Ouch..."
Covering his face, which was clearly marked with a huge donkey hoof print, Xiao Han, with the help of Lao Liu, slowly sat aside again.
But as soon as his butt touched the ground, he immediately felt a stinging pain, which made him jump up on the spot.
Just after being covered in the tent, he was greeted by the hoofs of the panicked donkey all over his body!
Now that he had finally escaped and ascended to heaven, Xiao Han felt that there was no part of his body that was not in pain!
"Who just kicked that stupid donkey in!"
After finally adapting to sitting down, Xiao Han covered his swollen cheeks and looked at the people surrounding him fiercely.
"Well……"
In front of him, Liu Hongji's expression was obviously not right, and the corners of his mouth were twitching!
What's more important is that the eyes of other people all fell on him at this moment.
"Look at what I'm doing!" Liu Hongji was annoyed. He gritted his teeth and stared back at those eyes with joy and said, "Didn't I hear the screams and worry about something happening..."
