After hearing Liu Hongji's shameless words, Xiao Han really couldn't stand still and fell solidly to the ground!
Moreover, what is even more hateful is that Liu Hongji is still pretending to be surprised!
While reaching out to help Xiao Han, he deliberately yelled: "Look at you, I'm telling you what's on your mind, you don't have to shamelessly dig into the floor, right? Come on, come on, the ground is cold, get up!"
"fart!"
Xiao Han's face turned red, and he didn't know whether he was embarrassed or angry! Seeing that Liu Hongji was pretending to help him, he immediately slapped his paw away and said angrily:
"Are you out of your mind? You don't want to think about how to hit those sticks tomorrow, but what dirty things are thinking about in your mind? Also, where did you know that something was wrong with us?" .??.
"hey-hey……"
Liu Hongji, who was slapped open by Xiao Han, didn't take it seriously. Instead, he grinned widely and said proudly: "How is it? Admit it, right?"
"Admit it?" Xiao Han almost jumped up from the ground: "Who admitted it? I'm asking you, which of your eyes saw that something was wrong with us?"
"Here, these two eyes have seen it!"
Liu Hongji pointed to his own eyes in a cowardly manner, then felt that it was not enough, and pointed to his butt: "By the way, the one at the back also saw a little bit..."
"Did you see it from behind? Are you still wearing crotchless pants?"
At this moment, Xiao Han was unable to complain. What could he do against such a shameless person?
"Stop making excuses, my eyes are poisonous!"
Seeing that Xiao Han seemed to have resigned himself to his fate, Liu Hongji also stopped being so careless and said seriously:
"Today during the day, when Miss Qian first came, I noticed something was wrong with the look in your eyes! Then, they gave you such precious oil for free. How can you explain this? How dare you say that there is no relationship between you?
One leg?"
"Have a leg? If I want a leg, I'll kick you into the sea first!"
Xiao Han was about to cry without tears. He held on to the railing, looked at Liu Hongji who looked very proud, and said helplessly: "Don't you just think that whale oil is very valuable, and we are not getting rewarded for our merits?"
So have you ever thought about it, if the whale oil is really so precious, how could Lei Hu, as a businessman, keep so much of it at home? If it were valuable, I dare say he would have sold it out by himself! With that!
How can he still have so much left now?"
"This...how is this possible? That is whale oil, which is only slightly worse than the legendary shark oil! We also looked at it during the day today, and it is indeed..."
Liu Hongji's words stopped abruptly here, and there was no further content!
When Xiao Han raised his eyes to look at him, he found that Liu Hongji was like a duck being strangled by the neck, his mouth was wide open, his eyes were almost bulging, but no sound could come out of his throat.
"You've thought of it too, haven't you?"
With a disdainful sneer, Xiao Han continued: "That whale oil is indeed precious! But in the hands of the thunder tiger, it is the comb in the monk's hand, which is useless at all!
I dare say that he must have sold this thing before, but other people are not stupid. Who would buy this thing? Use it to light a lamp? It doesn’t light up! Use it for heating? It’s too luxurious! And it can’t be the same as lard.
Boil it and eat it!
So to put it bluntly, he just kept so many at home because he couldn’t sell them!”
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"It shouldn't be!" Liu Hongji finally regained his composure at this time, and stared at Xiao Han doubtfully and said: "I heard that there is a whale oil seller in Chang'an. This thing can indeed be used as a long-lasting lamp!"
"That may be because the type of whale is different. The oil he boils is just like this!"
Xiao Han spread his hands. To be honest, he couldn't explain this problem.
But one thing is clear to Xiao Han. The whale oil in the hands of Thunder Tiger must be better and purer than the whale oil in the hands of the dealers in Chang'an!
Because only when the quality reaches a certain height can the combustion be close to complete and then emit this colorless or light blue light!
It's just a pity that there is a saying in this world, which is that too much is too little!
Perhaps it is precisely because of its high quality that it burns without even emitting any light. Instead, it becomes tasteless and a pity to throw away!
After all, these days, the most important function of these oils is lighting! No one would be stupid enough to spend a lot of money to buy a barrel of kerosene that cannot be used for lighting and hide it at home.
But then again, this thing is a waste to ordinary people, but for me who wants to kill people and set fire, it is definitely a magic weapon!
"The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the sky is full of murder and arson!"
Suddenly thinking of what he was about to do, Xiao Han couldn't help but murmured softly. The salty sea breeze blew through his clothes. In a daze, he actually had the illusion of being a pirate king!
Being a pirate leader may be a dream that every boy has when he was a child, and Xiao Han is no exception!
With the one-eyed blindfold fastened, holding a long knife in his left hand and grabbing the rudder in his right hand, he drove the dilapidated pirate ship over the huge waves, pounced on the enemy ships, and killed all the enemies one by one!
Then the next step is to take all their treasures into their pockets, turn their little brothers into their own little brothers, their boats into their own boats, and their women into their own women, and bring them all back.
Go home!
As for why you take women home? In other words, why take them back?
Xiao Han, who is still young and has a relatively simple personality, never thought about it! But in the movies, the pirate leaders all did this, so we should follow suit and do it like this!
"hey-hey……"
Thinking that his childhood dream had become a reality at this moment, Xiao Han seemed to have forgotten that Liu Hongji had just made him half angry, and grinned.
"why are you laughing?"
However, soon, a discordant voice came from beside him, and immediately after, Xiao Han heard Liu Hongji muttering: "Why is the moon dark and the wind high? The moon is very bright tonight! Let's talk about it.
, the wind is not high! But if you want to talk about murder and arson, hehe, I am good at this!"
"you you……"
The corner of Xiao Han's mouth twitched violently for a few times, and the pirate picture in his imagination instantly shattered into pieces!
In order to prevent himself from being angered to death by this idiot who was causing trouble, after taking a few deep breaths, he decided to stay out of sight for the sake of purity! If I can't offend you, I can always hide from you, right?
So, Xiao Han decisively turned his head, grabbed the railing, and looked into the vast night, hoping to ignore this bastard Liu Hongji!
"Huh? That's..."
But Xiao Han himself didn't expect that just when his eyes turned to the sea, he suddenly found that there seemed to be a few firelights flickering on the sea on the right side of the ship. "Plop!"
After hearing Liu Hongji's shameless words, Xiao Han really couldn't stand still and fell solidly to the ground!
Moreover, what is even more hateful is that Liu Hongji is still pretending to be surprised!
While reaching out to help Xiao Han, he deliberately yelled: "Look at you, I'm telling you what's on your mind, you don't have to shamelessly dig into the floor, right? Come on, come on, the ground is cold, get up!"
"fart!"
Xiao Han's face turned red, and he didn't know whether he was embarrassed or angry! Seeing that Liu Hongji was pretending to help him, he immediately slapped his paw away and said angrily:
"Are you out of your mind? You don't want to think about how to hit those sticks tomorrow. What dirty things are thinking about in your mind? Also, how did you know that something was wrong with us?"
"hey-hey……"
Liu Hongji, who was slapped open by Xiao Han, didn't take it seriously. Instead, he grinned widely and said proudly: "How is it? Admit it, right?"
"Admit it?" Xiao Han almost jumped up from the ground: "Who admitted it? I'm asking you, which of your eyes saw that something was wrong with us?"
"Here, these two eyes have seen it!"
Liu Hongji pointed to his own eyes in a cowardly manner, then felt that it was not enough, and pointed to his butt: "By the way, the one at the back also saw a little bit..."
"Did you see it from behind? Are you still wearing crotchless pants?"
At this moment, Xiao Han was unable to complain. What could he do against such a shameless person?
"Stop making excuses, my eyes are poisonous!"
Seeing that Xiao Han seemed to have resigned himself to his fate, Liu Hongji also stopped being so careless and said seriously:
"Today during the day, when Miss Qian first came, I noticed something was wrong with the look in your eyes! Then, they gave you such precious oil for free. How can you explain this? How dare you say that there is no relationship between you?
One leg?"
"Have a leg? If I want a leg, I'll kick you into the sea first!"
Xiao Han was about to cry without tears. He held on to the railing, looked at Liu Hongji who looked very proud, and said helplessly: "Don't you just think that whale oil is very valuable, and we are not getting rewarded for our merits?"
So have you ever thought about it, if the whale oil is really so precious, how could Lei Hu, as a businessman, keep so much of it at home? If it were valuable, I dare say he would have sold it out by himself! With that!
How can he still have so much left now?"
"This...how is this possible? That is whale oil, which is only slightly worse than the legendary shark oil! We also looked at it during the day today, and it is indeed..."
Liu Hongji's words stopped abruptly here, and there was no further content!
When Xiao Han raised his eyes to look at him, he found that Liu Hongji was like a duck being strangled by the neck, his mouth was wide open, his eyes were almost bulging, but no sound could come out of his throat.
"You've thought of it too, haven't you?"
With a disdainful sneer, Xiao Han continued: "That whale oil is indeed precious! But in the hands of the thunder tiger, it is the comb in the monk's hand, which is useless at all!
I dare say that he must have sold this thing before, but other people are not stupid. Who would buy this thing? Use it to light a lamp? It doesn’t light up! Use it for heating? It’s too luxurious! And it can’t be the same as lard.
Boil it and eat it!
So to put it bluntly, he just kept so many at home because he couldn’t sell them!”
#Every time verification appears, please do not use incognito mode!
"It shouldn't be!" Liu Hongji finally regained his composure at this time, and stared at Xiao Han doubtfully and said: "I heard that there is a whale oil seller in Chang'an. This thing can indeed be used as a long-lasting lamp!"
"That may be because the type of whale is different. The oil he boils is just like this!"
Xiao Han spread his hands. To be honest, he couldn't explain this problem.
But one thing is clear to Xiao Han. The whale oil in the hands of Thunder Tiger must be better and purer than the whale oil in the hands of the dealers in Chang'an!
Because only when the quality reaches a certain height can the combustion be close to complete and then emit this colorless or light blue light!
It's just a pity that there is a saying in this world, which is that too much is too little!
Perhaps it is precisely because of its high quality that it burns without even emitting any light. Instead, it becomes tasteless and a pity to throw away!
After all, these days, the most important function of these oils is lighting! No one would be stupid enough to spend a lot of money to buy a barrel of kerosene that cannot be used for lighting and hide it at home.
But then again, this thing is a waste to ordinary people, but for me who wants to kill people and set fire, it is definitely a magic weapon!
"The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the sky is full of murder and arson!"
Suddenly thinking of what he was about to do, Xiao Han couldn't help but murmured softly. The salty sea breeze blew through his clothes. In a daze, he actually had the illusion of being a pirate king!
Being a pirate leader may be a dream that every boy has when he was a child, and Xiao Han is no exception!
With the one-eyed blindfold fastened, holding a long knife in his left hand and grabbing the rudder in his right hand, he drove the dilapidated pirate ship over the huge waves, pounced on the enemy ships, and killed all the enemies one by one!
Then the next step is to take all their treasures into their pockets, turn their little brothers into their own little brothers, their boats into their own boats, and their women into their own women, and bring them all back.
Go home!
As for why you take women home? In other words, why take them back?
Xiao Han, who is still young and has a relatively simple personality, never thought about it! But in the movies, the pirate leaders all did this, so we should follow suit and do it like this!
"hey-hey……"
Thinking that his childhood dream had become a reality at this moment, Xiao Han seemed to have forgotten that Liu Hongji had just made him half angry, and grinned.
"why are you laughing?"
However, soon, a discordant voice came from beside him, and immediately after, Xiao Han heard Liu Hongji muttering: "Why is the moon dark and the wind high? The moon is very bright tonight! Let's talk about it.
, the wind is not high! But if you want to talk about murder and arson, hehe, I am good at this!"
"you you……"
The corner of Xiao Han's mouth twitched violently for a few times, and the pirate picture in his imagination instantly shattered into pieces!
In order to prevent himself from being angered to death by this idiot who was causing trouble, after taking a few deep breaths, he decided to stay out of sight for the sake of purity! If I can't offend you, I can always hide from you, right?
So, Xiao Han decisively turned his head, grabbed the railing, and looked into the vast night, hoping to ignore this bastard Liu Hongji!
"Huh? That's..."
But Xiao Han himself didn't expect that just when his eyes turned to the sea, he suddenly discovered that there seemed to be a few firelights flickering on the sea on the right side of the ship.
