At this moment, Liu Hongji and Xiao Han, who were far away at the beach, opened their mouths wide and sneezed several times in succession!
The sound was so loud that Xiao Wei San, who was looking for seafood not far from the beach, was startled. He stood up quickly and looked towards the two of them curiously.
"Damn it! Who is scolding me?"
Rubbing his itchy nose vigorously, Liu Hongji looked around with a dark face, as if he wanted to find the bastard who dared to scold him, and then push him directly into the water!
Xiao Han, on the other hand, didn't care at all and waved his hand towards the surprised little Wei San, indicating that nothing happened.
Then he rummaged around the black reef at his feet again with great interest.
He could see clearly just now that a large stone crab had crawled into these rocks.
Speaking of which, Xiao Han and Liu Hongji have been waiting here since they came back from Bangzi Country.
Although I didn’t wait for those sticks, I really had an addiction to chasing the sea!
Xiao Han simply couldn't resist the temptation of catching fish and trying to catch them!
Basically, as soon as the tide goes out, he will drag Liu Hongji over to catch the sea, and he will also euphemistically say: Come to the beach to prevent the enemy!
Poor Liu Hongji, except for the first two days, he was still somewhat interested in going to sea. After that, it was like being forced to go to work by Xiao Han.
Well, everyone who has ever worked knows that the mood at work is not much different from that of the grave.
Of course, the most important thing here is: Liu Hongji has been following Xiao Han these days, eating seafood, fish and shrimp, and he has really eaten enough of these things!
As an authentic Guanzhong person, there is absolutely no problem if Liu Hongji drinks a lot of wine and eats a lot of meat!
But eating these troublesome shrimps and crabs, especially all kinds of fish, would kill him!
Who knows, why are there so many spines on those fish?
Does it mean that with so many thorns on the body, it doesn’t hurt when the fish swims?
However, Liu Hongji didn't know whether those fish hurt or not...
But when the fishbone pierced his throat, it hurt a lot!
The most severe jam was when Liu Hongji was so uncomfortable that he could hardly breathe!
Seeing his red face and thick neck, a group of dog-headed military advisors gathered around him and came up with bad ideas!
He swallowed the steamed buns and drank vinegar again, which made Liu Hongji so full that he vomited sour water, but it still didn't work!
In the end, it was Xiao Han who carefully used chopsticks to pick out the thorns.
Therefore, after eating fish three times and getting thorns stuck four times, Liu Hongji never dared to eat these thorny things again!
Who dares to eat something and risk his life?
Therefore, every time there was fish on the dinner table, Liu Hongji could only drool while watching Xiao Han and Niu Jinda feast on it.
At this point, some people may say: With so much seafood, even if you don’t eat fish, aren’t there shrimps, crabs, and various shells and snails?
Yes! There is no shortage of these things at the beach at this time!
But, do you expect a rough guy who gets stuck in his throat when eating fish to take the time to decompose shrimps and crabs bit by bit? And then find that pitiful bit of meat from a lot of shells?
So Liu Hongji had only one way to eat those things, chewing the shells! Whether it was crabs or prawns, he threw them all into his mouth and made a loud crunching sound.
Not to mention, this bold and unrestrained way of eating was really in line with his personality, until...until he accidentally bit a conch...
Hey, if it weren't for Lao Liu's teeth, they were indeed stronger! After that, half of Liu Hongji's mouth was full of big white teeth, and he would probably have run away from home!
And, even if Liu Hongji was lucky enough not to knock out his teeth this time.
In the next few days, he was still in so much pain that he only wanted to drink porridge, and even his speech was a little slurred!
"Hey, Xiao Han!"
I scanned the beach with my eyes, but couldn't find the vent bag... ahem, it was the culprit that caused me to sneeze!
Liu Hongji waved his hands in displeasure and came to Xiao Han. While watching him pick up stones, he said: "You said that those gangsters haven't come to us for so long, so they don't dare to come? We should make this a secret loss."
"Recognize it"
"Afraid to come?"
At this moment, Xiao Han was struggling to lift up a black stone. When he looked under the stone and found that it was empty, he put the rock down with some disappointment, patted the sand on his hands and hummed to Liu Hongji: "Those sticks are not
It's possible to dare to come, but for them to admit this secret loss, huh, I think it's unlikely!"
"Oh? Why!" Liu Hongji asked strangely.
Xiao Han squinted his eyes, looked to the north and said: "Because those sticks have the same character as a village shrew! Not to mention suffering a loss, even if they don't take advantage, they have to be called out all over the world! Not to mention, they are like this
This is the first time I have suffered such a big loss! So just wait, they will definitely jump out!"
"Jump out? Where to jump? If you dare to jump here, let's see if grandpa doesn't break his two dog legs and let him jump again!"
"Forget two dog legs, we still have to rely on them to work. The most we can do is break their third leg..."
"Yi... you damn thing are more vulgar than me! But I like it!"
"Hahaha……"
When two grown men get together, if they don't make some colorful jokes, it's just like missing something.
After chatting like this for a while, the two of them separated with satisfaction on how to deal with the sticks and how to encircle and suppress them when they came to Shandong.
One continued to pick up things at the beach, while the other ran under the shade of a tree and took a nap.
It's not Xiao Han and Liu Hongji's temperament to run away when they get into trouble! Not to mention, they want to catch some more Chinese people, and the more, the better!
As a young man who has lived in Shandong for a long time, Xiao Han can clearly remember: In Luofeng Town, which is not far from here, which is Zhaoyuan City in later generations, there is a huge gold mine. If it is mined,
, the gold obtained is definitely much more than the Pu family’s gold mine!
Therefore, Xiao Han planned to find a way to buy and occupy this gold mine before others discovered it!
Of course, Xiao Han would definitely not be able to eat such a large gold mine by himself! Even if he tried to eat it, he would only burst his belly!
In order to avoid trouble, Xiao Han decisively recruited Liu Hongji to join him!
Moreover, considering that this gold mine is really too big, it is necessary for Xiao Lizi to be dragged along, as well as his uncle, Xue Shou, Niu Jinda, and Cheng Yaojin, all of them!
As for Changsun Wuji, forget it.
This old scumbag, under the name of selling salted fish, has been selling salt to Chang'an truck by truck over the years. He has made so much money that his family can't even let it go. Maybe one day, he will be picked out by Xiao Lizi to deal with it.
Dun, it’s better not to have anything to do with him.
