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2679 How to deal with it

The oysters are almost inedible!

Even though Xiaodong gave him what he had grabbed with a heartbroken look on his face, the thought of Liu Hongji licking it around disgustingly made Xiao Han's stomach churn and he quickly drank water to suppress his nausea.

A few garlic oysters were simply not enough for these people, especially Liu Hongji, who took one bite at a time, finished his own, and took one from Lunzi and Xiaodong while they were not paying attention...

It wasn't until the two of them imitated his example and spat a mouthful of saliva that Lao Liu gave up in frustration.

There were no oysters to eat, and Lao Liu wasn't interested in crabs or anything like that. He took a tree stick and flipped around in the pot for a long time before he found a few eggs at the bottom of the pot.

But just when he was leaning on the edge of the pot, cracking open the eggshell, trying to peel the whole egg out.

The egg white inside the egg shell actually flowed out along the crack!

Yes, that's right, the translucent egg white just flowed down!

"Eh? Why isn't this egg cooked?"

Liu Hongji didn't pay attention at first, until his hands felt slightly hot, and when he looked down, he realized that egg white was dripping down! Disgusted, he hurriedly threw the turtle eggs out of his hands!

"Hey, hey, don't throw it away!"

Over there, Xiao Han, who was trying hard to break off the lid of the crab, saw this scene, his eyes widened, and he quickly stopped him!

However, he was still a beat slower, and the egg in Liu Hongji's hand was still thrown far away.

"Don't throw it away?"

When Liu Hongji heard Xiao Han's cry, he wiped his fingers on Xiaodong next to him in disgust, and hummed: "Why keep it? You're not even familiar with it!"

"Who told you they were not cooked?" Xiao Han stared at Liu Hongji, as if he were glaring at the idiot next door, and said angrily: "Turtle eggs will not solidify in the first place, even if you cook them for a day,

It’s still like this.”

"It won't solidify? You're lying to me!"

Liu Hongji didn't believe it. He had eaten countless eggs since he was a child, including duck eggs, goose eggs, bird eggs, stupid eggs... he had never seen an undercooked egg!

When Xiao Han heard this, he didn't bother to argue with him. He just threw the crab in his hand back into the pot, then fished out a turtle egg from the pot, knocked it lightly on the edge of the pot, then brought it to his mouth and took a big mouthful.

Suck up the egg white inside.

"Eh..."

Seeing Xiao Han taking a big gulp of the egg white and making a sound of "chu liu...chu liu...", not only Liu Hongji looked disgusted, but even Xiaodong unconsciously moved his body to the side.

However, Xiao Han didn't care about it at all. Although the egg white was in liquid form and seemed uncooked, when eaten in his mouth, it felt like jelly, smooth and smooth, without a trace of fishy smell.

After he sucked up the egg white, he didn't rush to throw away the egg shell. Instead, he peeled it open again to reveal the yellow yolk inside.

Only then did others discover: the egg white of this egg was still liquid, but the yolk had solidified!

"Did you see that, a bunch of bumpkins!"

Xiao Han held the egg yolk with his palm, shook it in front of a few people, and swallowed it into his mouth for the last time. Then he looked at Liu Hongji and the others with disdain and said: "How do you think? You still dare to doubt me? The way I am walking,

It’s saltier than any rice you’ve ever tasted!”

"hiss……"

"Is there any egg white that cannot be cooked through in this world?"

Someone is pretending! But Liu Hongji and the others have no idea what to do. After all, this is the first time in their lives that they have seen egg white that does not solidify!

In order to prevent Xiao Han from doing anything to the egg, Liu Hongji and others also doubtfully grabbed the turtle egg from the pot, imitated Xiao Han's example, sucked off the egg white, and then opened it again.

Sure enough, no matter which egg, the yolk is completely cooked! What Xiao Han said is true!

"Hey! Really!"

"Mine too, this egg white really won't solidify!"

"Hmph..."

Seeing a few people shouting and yelling, looking like they had never seen the world, Xiao Han's vanity instantly swelled, and his nose almost turned to the sky!

But speaking of it, he accidentally saw this description in a book in his last life, and this was the first time he actually saw it in reality!

After all, in his previous life, even if he saw a turtle egg, he would not have the courage to speak!

Three years at a time was too high a price for him to bear.

Of course, even if this is the first time Xiao Han has actually seen him, it doesn't stop him from despising Liu Hongji and the others!

However, when he finished scorning a few people and wanted to reach out and touch an egg to taste it, he found that all the eggs in the pot had already gone into the mouths of these bumpkin...

It's a pity that these bumpkins were chewing so much while smiling evilly at him, barely writing on their faces: "Pretend? I'll let you pretend again!"

"Asshole! Give me back my balls..."

"Who touched your balls! Your balls are not properly in your crotch..."

"Get out! I'm talking about turtle eggs!"

"Guitan? Who? You?"

On the beach, the laughter and curses of several people could be heard, frightening several seabirds from the island into flight. It also made the boatmen on the other side who were enjoying the shade look sideways, wondering what these so-called "big shots" were doing there.

Before they came, these people clearly said they were here to survey the enemy's situation. Why did they start making fires and cooking after they arrived? Could it be that they were preparing to starve to death of those sticks on the opposite side?

The picnic consisted of eating, eating, eating, and it took a long time before it was over.

When the few people who had had enough wine and food were lying comfortably under the tree with their eyes closed and concentrating, Liu Hongji suddenly remembered something and suddenly asked:

"Xiao Han, how do you think His Majesty will handle this matter this time?"

"How will your Majesty handle it?"

After hearing Liu Hongji's words, Xiao Han's eyelids moved while he was sleeping with his eyes closed, but he did not open them. He just muttered lazily: "What else can I do? I estimate that 80% of them will deny it!!"

"Don't admit it?" Liu Hongji frowned and sighed: "But how can you just deny it? I engraved our names on someone else's castle!"

"Humph, you idiot, you still know!"

As soon as he heard Liu Hongji's words, Xiao Han felt angry!

The person who wrote "I'm here for a visit" last time was imprisoned for five hundred years! Now it's better, Liu Hongji also wrote the same thing, because he was afraid that he and himself would not die!

Fortunately, the current emperor is Xiao Lizi. If there was a soft-hearted emperor, wouldn't he and himself be pushed out early and given sticks to calm down the fire?

"Ahem, didn't you find it enjoyable at the time?"

Liu Hongji also regretted a little at this time, regretting why he got carried away and engraved his name on it in the first place!

Next time this happens again, I must not carve my own name. Even if I really can’t help but carve my name, I will still carve the names of Wei Zheng, Li Zhi and others...


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