Chapter two hundred and sixty-one stealing half a day
"Hey, why are you still standing there? Let's go! Wait until someone sees you!"
"Oh...you run slower and wait for me!"
Doing bad things is exciting! Especially with good brothers! The freshness and excitement make Li Shimin extremely intoxicated. Today is a day for him to make up for some of the lost youthful moments.
Xiao Han, who had successfully led a good young man into evil, trotted along the wasteland to the fortress by the river.
No need to shout! Li Shimin saw that the people inside had already opened the door for them. The two people who came out did not wait for Xiao Han's instructions, but they took the rabbit and prepared to skin it and get the meat. Their movements were very skillful, and they knew at a glance that this was definitely not the rabbit.
First time doing this!
Two people and one rabbit were obviously not enough to eat. While the two people were busy, Xiao Han rolled his eyes and led Li Shimin down the riverside.
The river was now covered with thick ice, and if it wasn't for the two of them, they would have fallen in! However, to be on the safe side, Xiao Han still moved a big stone with great effort and threw it on the ice.
Yes, when a big stone hits the ice, it only throws out a handful of ice flowers, and then it spins and slides far away!
"Liuzi! Bring me the iron pick!" After checking the firmness of the ice, Xiao Han shouted excitedly towards the river, and then he waddled onto the ice.
"What are you going to do?" Li Shimin didn't know what he was going to do. He stood on the riverside and looked at the clumsy Xiao Han with some worry.
Xiao Han struggled to balance his body on the ice, and waved his hand twice in the air: "You'll know in a minute!"
The soles of the deerskin boots were a bit slippery, making it difficult to stand firmly on the ice. It took Xiao Han several attempts to get used to them.
After skating awkwardly on the ice twice, seeing Li Shimin still looking at the river, Xiao Han turned around and waved at him: "Hey, come down!"
Li Shimin watched Xiao Han having fun and felt itchy in his heart. When Xiao Han greeted him, he didn't show any airs and got on the ice carefully.
Perhaps because of his martial arts training, his sense of balance is much better than Xiao Han's! For the first time, he skated even better than Xiao Han, who had roller skating before! When Xiao Han was still learning to walk as a duck, others could skate like that
Far!
On a winter afternoon, a prince or a marquis from the Tang Dynasty! In this turbulent moment, he was hiding here carelessly and skating. If he told the story, he would probably shock a group of people!
Just as the two were having fun, a man holding an iron drill more than four feet long on the river bank also hurriedly ran down!
Because I was in a hurry to deliver something to Lord Marquis, I ran away without thinking. Because I ran too fast, one foot was still standing on the hard mud by the river, and the other foot slipped on the ice!
"Stab...ouch..."
Xiao Han and Li Shimin only heard a sound like the tearing of cloth. They quickly turned their heads and saw Liuzi lying on the ice, his eyes bulging and his mouth open! But strangely, not much sound came from him!
"Ugh, it must hurt!"
When Xiao Han and Li Shimin saw this, they both couldn't help but squeeze their legs together! I wonder if Liu Zi will become Xiao Liu Zi in the future?
"Liuzi? Liuzi! How about it? Does it matter?"
"...It's okay..." Liuzi covered his crotch, knelt on the ice, gritted his teeth and uttered two words.
"Don't you need me to help you up?"
"No, Mr. Hou, you are busy with your work, I don't worry, just rest for a while!" Liu Zi almost cried, but he was hurt so much! How could he say it? He could only hold on! At the same time, he hoped from the bottom of his heart that Mr. Hou would hurry up.
Come on, stop looking at yourself with such strange eyes...
"Okay, you take a rest first."
Xiao Han was obviously almost suffering from internal injuries, but he still had to act like he was ignorant. It was really difficult for him...
After taking the iron stick that Liuzi had thrown on the ice, Xiao Han dragged Li Shimin to the middle of the river and dug holes in the ice with great effort!
The ice surface was really very strong. The two of them worked hard and sweated all the time before finally breaking through the thick ice surface!
As soon as the ice surface opened, due to the air pressure, river water immediately surged up! However, Xiao Han did this not once or twice. He had already taken precautions and prepared a few rocks in advance. When the water started to emerge, he would step on it.
Up.
On the other hand, Li Shimin had no such experience. The soles of his shoes were almost soaked with water. Only then did he understand the role of those stones. Then he jumped up hurriedly. Just when he was about to ask Xiao Han what he wanted to do, he saw that there was something in the hole he just dug.
A big fish head appeared, and its mouth opened and closed as if it was breathing!
"Xiao Han, there is fish!"
Little Plum screamed strangely, and before he could bend down to catch it, he saw Xiao Han quickly grabbing the mouth and gills of the fish and lifting it hard!
A large carp weighing four or five kilograms was pulled up, fell to the ice with a "bang", jumped a few times, and soon stopped moving!
As a proud son of heaven, poor little Lizi has never had the experience of catching fish and shrimps. When he saw that the fish would come to his door by himself, he was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth. He stared blankly at the ice hole, only to find that there was another
A fish popped out!
Xiao Han, who successfully caught the big fish, was so excited that his nose was red. I wonder if it was inherited from his ancestors. Chinese people always love free food!
Braving the severe cold, he caught three or four big fish in a row until he saw that there were only some small fish heads left in the hole in the ice. Xiao Han gave up and happily climbed to the shore with one in each hand!
"This is the biggest braise, this one is roasted! The rest will be rewarded to Liuzi and given to him..." Xiao Han happily babbled while crawling.
Li Shimin was also carrying two fish, but the excitement on his face slowly faded. Instead, he worriedly said to Xiao Han in front of him: "But, this is carp!"
"It's just carp? What's wrong?" Xiao Han struggled to climb up the river bank and turned around to ask in confusion.
"Why, the Tang Dynasty has regulations that prohibit eating carp..."
"What? Who made the bullshit rules?"
"Um, my dad..."
"Ahem..."
Xiao Han almost choked to death and coughed several times. Then he blushed and asked, "Why did your father set such a rule?"
Li Shimin also seemed a little embarrassed and said in a low voice: "Our family's surname is Li, Li Yu, Tong Li."
Xiao Han's brows almost knitted into a knot. No wonder he had never seen anyone selling carp in the market. It turned out that the roots were here!
"I'll go! There's another thing to say. If a man named Fan takes over the world, wouldn't everyone starve to death?"
"..." Li Shimin was speechless.
Xiao Han then said: "So, this is all nonsense. We are not allowed to eat. I haven't seen the people below eat less. The government can't go door to door at meal time to check what people are eating, right?"
That's right. Li Shimin was originally skeptical about eating carp to reduce his country's longevity. If that's true! Then Yang Guang probably didn't lose his country because of his rebellious behavior, but because they ate too many sheep...
The things in this world are just that if you think about it!
So when Xiao Han started bragging about how delicious the carp he cooked was, Xiao Lizi had completely forgotten about this funny rule.
When the two people, talking and laughing, returned to the fortress, the rabbit inside was already roasting on the fire!
This "stolen" rabbit is very plump! When roasted on the charcoal fire, it drips with oil, and the red charcoal swells with small sparks from time to time, which is really beautiful!
Wash the freshly caught fish, skewer it and grill it. Xiao Han is always good at frying. But he can't always control the heat when grilling!
But it doesn’t matter. Baking is a necessary skill for those who are marching and fighting. Both Lao Song and Xiao Lizi in the house are masters of this skill!
