"What? Your Majesty, does he know?" Xiao Han screamed and almost jumped up at that time!
He himself had always thought that this was done so seamlessly that no one noticed it! Could it be that he was accused of something wrong?
As soon as Li Shimin saw Xiao Han's eyes moving around, he knew what he was thinking.
It was funny and angry and she said to him: "What are you thinking?! Those ministers are not as dirty as you think! Who cares about what you are doing? But, do you really think that those eunuchs, chief eunuchs and Jin Wuwei were the same when my father came to court?
Standing there as a decoration? Don't you know that their duty is to maintain order for my father and observe everyone's reaction?"
"Aren't they just standing there as decoration?" When Xiao Han heard Li Shimin's explanation, he immediately slapped his forehead and shouted that he had miscalculated!
Especially last time, he asked the Jinwu guard standing behind to block the sunlight for him. Now that he thinks about it, he finally understands why the guard looked like he had swallowed a fly!
"Hahaha……"
Chai Shao and Ping Yang first looked at each other, then pointed at Xiao Han and laughed: It turns out that this kid has never known this almost open secret in officialdom!
Xiao Han's face turned red and white for a while. He covered his face and suddenly thought of something. He raised his head and asked Li Shimin: "Huh? That's not right. I was not the only one who slept in the last court. That old man always sleeps too!"
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Li Shimin hugged his belly, tears were about to come out, and said to him intermittently: "You...you are talking about Qiu Fu, right?! Haha, do you really know how to compare yourself with someone? How old is he? People who are over sixty do not violate the rules.
!Don’t talk about sleeping, even if he is sleepwalking, my father will not care about him! Think about it, besides him, who else sleeps in court? "
"Uh..." Xiao Han was at a loss for words. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he really didn't find anyone else sleeping. They always fell asleep like a mess and were not woken up until the end of the morning.
"Hey, no matter what! We've all been caught anyway. The worst thing is, I just won't sleep next time!"
Xiao Han is open-minded. Anyway, the emperor didn't beat him like this! He didn't reduce his official position either, so he just had to live with it!
Princess Pingyang covered her mouth and smiled very happily. This was the first time she discovered that someone was so funny! When others went to court, they wished they had four ears. Every word the emperor said had to be carefully guessed! For fear of missing the slightest bit!
How could he be like this? He went to court just to catch up on his sleep! However, this also proves from the side that Xiao Han is a really capable person. Such disregard of rules can actually make her father dare not punish her!
"Xiao Hou, you are really a strange person!"
Xiao Han bared his big white teeth: "Xiao Hou doesn't dare to be, don't dare to be! Princess, you should do the same as Brother Chai, just call me Xiao Han! What kind of strange person am I? I have long heard that princesses are not as good as men, so you are the one."
Strange man!"
"Strange person?"
"Strange man!"
"Hahaha……"
Seeing the two people bragging to each other in public, Chai Shao, who was very jealous, was not happy anymore. He slapped Xiao Han on the head and said in a feint of anger: "Boy! I didn't bring Pingyang here just to listen to your bragging! That's right!
Put it aside in advance and let’s go! Go back and get two dishes first! I haven’t eaten anything in the morning, so I’m just waiting for your meal! I told Pingyang that the food you cook is hard to find in the world! Don’t fool Ang!”
Xiao Han was smiling happily, and almost bit off his tongue with a slap. He touched his head and said dissatisfiedly: "It hurts! Brother Chai, can't you be gentler next time?"
"Hey, I'm used to it, I'm used to it..."
Seeing Chai Shao's indifferent expression, Xiao Han could only sigh. He couldn't get angry with such a person. He was so angry that he was still acting like a normal person.
The rabbit couldn't be chewed anymore, so he gave it to Lao Song. Xiao Han got up, patted his butt, and led the rabbit home.
After entering the door, he didn't go to the living room and went straight to the kitchen! Li Shimin and Chai Shao who were behind him followed them as they knew the way well!
Princess Pingyang was a little hesitant at first, but then she was pulled to the kitchen by Chai Shao.
The fat chef in Xiao Han's family is now even fatter. He looked like a human before, but now from a distance, he looks like a small mountain of meat. So every time Xiao Han sees him, he is always afraid that one day he will get stuck on the kitchen door.
If he doesn't come down, he is asked to lose weight, but he always pushes back and makes people angry just by looking at him!
No, when I saw him swinging leisurely on the couch in the kitchen, I was so angry that I kicked him!
"Get up! A distinguished guest is coming to the house! Go and get some good food! Cut up the cooked pig head and bring it over for me!"
The poor fat chef was half asleep when he was suddenly kicked and his little eyes opened in a blink of an eye!
Just when he was about to get angry, he saw that the person standing in front of him was Xiao Han. His chubby face looked like a Sichuan opera, and he immediately changed from an angry expression to a flattering expression.
Jumping up from the recliner, his fat body was extremely flexible. He nodded and bowed to Xiao Han and said: "Master Hou? Why are you here? You are wearing an apron and you want to cook by yourself? I'll give you some advice.
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Xiao Han tied up his apron impatiently and walked towards the chopping board, saying, "Nonsense! Hurry up!"
The fat chef's smiling face had all the features squeezed together, and he hurriedly put on the apron that could be used as a bed sheet: "Okay! Mr. Marquis, you haven't shown your hands for a long time..."
Xiao Han and the fat chef were busy in the kitchen, and all the other cooks were kicked out. Chai Shao, Li Shimin, and Princess Yang were leaning against the door frame, chatting, and waiting for the delicious food to come out! Things that seemed unbelievable to outsiders actually happened here.
So as it should be!
Xiao Han believed that it was his duty to cook for his brothers. Chai Shao and Li Shimin felt at ease waiting. Only Princess Pingyang was not used to it. Why would a noble prince do such a lowly job?
However, when the food was served, Princess Pingyang immediately put this problem behind her. It really opened her eyes that such simple ingredients could be made so delicious.
There was a table full of dishes, but she only tentatively picked one chopstick, and her eyes immediately lit up! The chopsticks never stopped from then on! The wine next to her didn't even move!
"How's it going? This guy is good at cooking! I'm telling you, if he goes out to open a restaurant, he will definitely make a lot of money!"
After the food was over, Chai Shao showed off proudly to his wife while picking his teeth. Seeing that his wife ignored him, he felt a little embarrassed. He pointed at the little pork head meat left on the plate and said to Xiao Han: "Ahem, this
The new dish is good! Your sister-in-law likes it too! Why don’t you give me a copy of the recipe? I didn’t even wink. If you don’t want it, why don’t you give it to me?”
I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people. Not only did I eat it, but I even took a look at the recipe! If it were anyone else, Xiao Han would really want to put a plate of paste on his bear's face!
However, Xiao Han did not dare to do this to Chai Shao and the others. He could only say angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! Can't you just fiddle with it yourself?"
"No, if I can do it now, what do I need you to do?"
"you……"
"You, you, I, I..."
Chai Shao and Xiao Han were bickering, while Li Shimin diligently prepared dishes for the eldest sister, and told her from time to time the ingredients of these dishes and Xiao Han's so-called nutritional content.
After tasting all the dishes, Princess Pingyang took a sip of water, and then while choosing her favorite dishes, she said to Li Shimin casually: "Erlang, it seems that you are doing well here.
No wonder they all went back to Chang'an."
Li Shimin diligently filled up the water for his eldest sister, put down the kettle, and then said: "Sister, it's rare for me to relax for a few days, and since there's nothing major, I'm not in a hurry to go back, just treat it like a show and do the whole thing!"
Princess Pingyang nodded and said to Li Shimin: "Actually, when I come here this time, I also have news to tell you. A few days ago, news came from Jinyang that Liu Wuzhou and the Turks seemed to have signed an agreement and were preparing to go south!"
