"My surname is Cheng! Are you drunk too much by a foul horse? Or is it kicked by a donkey in the head? I have offended you recently? Regardless of the truth, I will spray it when I come up?"
Anyone who stays there forever is just doing nothing, and he is scolded to death when he comes up. I guess he will not be in a very beautiful mood.
Of course, Xiao Han is the same!
If he hadn't seen the difference in force between the enemy and us, he would have called Xiao Dong to the ground and beat the slaughter.
"You didn't offend me? I'll squirt when I come up?"
But unexpectedly, it would be fine if Xiao Han didn't get angry. As soon as he got angry, Cheng Yaojin on the opposite side suddenly became even more excited!
He jumped and jumped off the horse! Then he grabbed Xiao Han's neck and spitted on Xiao Han's face like he didn't have money!
"My mom! You still have the face to say you didn't offend me? Then I ask you! Why did I fight hard outside and finally win a battle. Just as I got someone to report it, I heard that you were beheading ten thousand in Yangguan???"
“Ga…”
As soon as Cheng Yaojin said this, Xiao Han, who was still stubborn with his neck just now, immediately softened!
There is no way, it seems that I am really unauthentic when I do this...
"There's nothing to say?!" Cheng Yaojin saw Xiao Han's shameless face, and even gritted his teeth more and more. His big face was almost against Xiao Han's face: "If this is really beheading ten thousand, I, Cheng, won't talk nonsense! I am willing to accept the loss and be convinced!
But where can you find ten thousand Tuguhu people? Not to mention ten thousand Tuguhu people, even if you can find ten thousand sheep, you are considered to be awesome! Tell me! How many have you cut down?"
Xiao Han didn't dare to wipe the spray when he was sprayed, so he could only hum in a low voice: "This, this, this is not much different, maybe it's not too much," he said.
Cheng Yaojin glared and said, "It's not too much to ten thousand? How much difference!"
Xiao Han drooped his head and said in a voice that was a little bigger than a mosquito: "It's seven or eight thousand..."
"hiss……"
Hearing this number, Cheng Yaojin's eyes almost popped out: "The difference is seven or eight thousand, and this is less than ten thousand?"
"Have you arrived? It probably didn't..."
Xiao Han squeezed out a smile, trying to ease the awkward atmosphere, but Cheng Yaojin obviously did not take this trick.
He suddenly looked up at the sky, his voice choked: "Okay! I fought hard and cut four or five thousand people. Finally, I gritted my teeth and only dared to report eight thousand! And you cut two or three thousand and dared to report ten thousand!"
"Ahem, it's not ten thousand to report..." Xiao Han whispered to correct his mistake.
Cheng Yaojin suddenly lowered his head and glared at Xiao Han: "What is that!"
"More than 13,000..."
After Xiao Han said the number with an extremely innocent expression, Cheng Yaojin staggered on the spot, almost unable to stand firm, and sat in the lake directly!
When he reported his military achievements, he gritted his teeth and wrote more about his achievements!
I thought that my behavior of taking great achievements was shameless enough!
Unexpectedly, compared to Xiao Han, I am simply a good baby!
"You dare to repay 13,000 for two or three thousand gains? Will your conscience hurt? No! You have so many rewards, this is sincerely trying to steal my old Cheng's first merit!"
After reacting suddenly, Cheng Yaojin looked at Xiao Han again with anger. This time, he was so angry that even the beard on his face was standing straight up, like a hedgehog!
Originally, he was the vanguard army, so he should have won this first big victory!
But now, the first victory was actually taken by Liu Hongji's middle army, and in order to suppress themselves, they even changed the number of winnings! Isn't this just telling the world that his vanguard army is a waste?
"Wait, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry for now, you are also very angry, but don't be angry, listen to me to give you a quibble... no, it's an explanation!"
Seeing Cheng Yaojin blushing and his neck was thick, his whole body was like a kettle that was about to boil, and it was about to explode!
Xiao Han quickly swears, saying that all this was Liu Hongji's idea!
And he himself is neither a general of the Central Army nor a subordinate of Liu Hongji. He has no need to participate in this matter at all, and it is even more impossible to be thankless and help Liu Hongji come up with this idea!
So, Lao Cheng, you have a wrongdoing and a debtor. Don’t find the wrong person. Just wait for Liu Hongji to come back and settle the score with him!
After hearing what Xiao Han said, Cheng Yaojin, who was obviously on the verge of furious, couldn't help but start to make confusing.
At first, he thought that lying about military merits was a few times more than lying about lying about, and that only Xiao Han, a shameless person, could do it!
Liu Hongji? Although he is not a good thing, he is not so brave yet!
But now, when Xiao Han fooled him, Cheng Yaojin suddenly felt it was reasonable.
If this fictional credit is reported, the direct beneficiaries are Liu Hongji and Zhonglu Jun!
Although Xiao Han is in the middle army, he is not a member of the middle army at all, and there is no subordinate relationship between the two, so this credit has nothing to do with him.
Even a fool would not do something like this that is not good and has to take risks, let alone Xiao Han, who is more sophisticated than Hou!
"Really? It was the idea of that hairless bastard?!" Frowning, Cheng Yaojin looked at Xiao Han like a trustless person.
Seeing that Cheng Yaojin was also shaken, Xiao Han immediately swears, saying that if it weren't for Liu Hongji's idea, he would have thundered all over the world, and that in the end, Cheng Yaojin believed it!
"Are you tired from the way? Isn't it? I'm so lazy! Hurry up, let the head army kill all the remaining sheep, and beef up to entertain General Cheng and his men!"
"Old Cheng, you should go and remove your armor, wash your face, and wait for a while to eat. The sheep on the grassland are fresh! And General Duan? Why didn't you see him? Oh, he is behind? Then I'll let someone go out to greet him."
After finally fooling Cheng Yaojin away, Xiao Han finally took a deep breath.
Just as he was sitting on the grass, Xiaodong came out of nowhere and thiefed to his ear and said:
"Marty! You have clearly lied to him, why dare you swear? This... can this be good?"
When Xiao Han heard this, he rolled his eyes disdainfully: "Nonsense! What's wrong with it? Didn't you hear that I just swear to lie and lie, but did I say who was hit by 5 thunder?!"
"Ah?" Xiaodong was stunned!
It took me a long time to react, and gave Xiao Han a thumbs up, and said convincedly: "You are still the marquis, you are sophisticated!"
Seeing this, Xiao Han sneered: "Stop talking nonsense! Go to work! By the way, I will send someone to find Liu Hongji later and tell him that it is okay recently, so I won't come back..."