The cooks in Xiazhou City have been extremely unlucky these past two days! After cooking yesterday afternoon, they were about to take a rest, but who would have thought that they didn’t even take a nap before they were driven out of the city by those soldiers who killed thousands of people to look for wild vegetables.
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That's it, not even a lantern! You still have to risk being captured by the enemy at any time!
The cooks were full of resentment, coupled with the howling of wolves and tigers in the surrounding mountains and forests! Everyone plucked a lot of wild vegetables or weeds in the dark and hurriedly found a safer place to hide, for fear of being attacked by jackals, tigers and leopards.
He took one or two away and beat them as a tooth sacrifice...
Today, as soon as the city gate opened, the cooks who had been freezing all night finally rushed into the city and threw the "wild vegetables" used for business on the ground, trying to catch up on their sleep!
As a result, he was caught by the military supervisor and asked to cook the wild vegetables and feed them to the sick soldiers.
Heaven and earth, we are cooks, not supermen!
I was cold, hungry, and frightened last night. I had to work now, and I was very reluctant to do it! I squatted on the stove and could pick and pick out the weeds before cooking, but later on, my eyes were all wet.
If it can't be opened, who cares?
Rinse everything in water, then throw it into a pot and boil it. That's it, they won't eat it anyway...
When Xiao Han came over, he happened to see the cooks put the wild vegetables in the bamboo basket into a large pool, sloshed it for a few times, and then threw the muddy yellow water into the pot.
"Asshole!" Seeing the scene in front of him, Xiaodong jumped up behind him without Xiao Han opening his mouth!
He stepped forward and kicked the sleepy cook aside. He looked at the cauldron again and saw that the water in it was muddier than the water in the Yellow River! There were also a lot of dead leaves floating on the water. Is this something for people to eat?
"Who? Who?! Are you so brave after eating the heart of a bear? Dare you hit your grandpa? Do you want to come to eat again in the future!!"
The cook who had stolen a lot of food at a glance was almost kicked into the pot by Xiaodong! He finally managed to stabilize his body, and the resentment of the past two days burst out immediately! No one even bothered to look back and started to curse!
Unexpectedly, it was a good thing that he didn't scold him. When he scolded him, the frowning uncle walked over to him and without any explanation, he grabbed the man's backhand and slapped him in the face!
"Snapped……"
"Ouch..."
The crisp slaps and indistinct screams came to mind almost at the same time. The scolding cook was a little stunned by this blow! His nosebleed was flowing down and he didn't know how to wipe it. He looked stupidly at the old man with a sinister face in front of him.
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This sudden change made several other cooks stop dozing off! They all stood up in their own way! It seemed that if it weren't for Xiao Han and Uncle Lunzi, they looked like people with status. At this time,
It’s time to rush forward!
"Who is responsible for this?!" When the two parties were in a stalemate, Xiao Han stood up.
He had been in the position of the Marquis for a long time, and he had developed a sense of majesty unknowingly. He glanced around with cold eyes, and then opened his mouth to ask.
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, a middle-aged man in the kitchen holding a kitchen knife stood up. Without saluting, he stood there with a sting and said, "That's the leader here!"
"Haha..." Xiao Han looked at this man's unruly look, sneered, and suddenly shook his head and said: "Hey, there are so many idiots nowadays! Since you know that we have a good status, why bother pretending to be tough guys?! Really?
I've seen some tough guys! The one who takes a few arrows in his body but doesn't say a word is called a tough guy! You can only be called a fool!"
"Your Excellency injured our people indiscriminately, why don't you give us an explanation?" The man was sweating all over after what Xiao Han said, and his hand holding the kitchen knife was shaking! He also knew the man in front of him.
He was definitely a tough guy, and he wanted to be subdued, but in the eyes of the people around him, he suddenly said something like this.
Xiao Han didn't even bother to speak now. He walked to the remaining "wild vegetables" and squatted down to pick them.
Xiaodong, on the other hand, came to this man with a grin, patted his shoulder, and said: "Hey, an explanation? Are you asking our Marquis for an explanation? Do you know that even if our Marquis kills all of you idiots?
No one will ask for an explanation?!"
"Bang..."
"Hou...Master Hou..."
The kitchen knife slipped weakly from his hand, and the cook's face turned pale in an instant! At this moment, he really realized what it means to feel despair!
Regret! My intestines are full of regret!
I've known for a long time that I'm not a mortal, so why do I have to hold on for a little bit of face?
Now you are really dead! In a wealthy family, if you contradict the head of the family, you will be beaten to death, let alone if you contradict a prince who is countless times older than the head of the family!
Xiaodong and Uncle Lengzi watched with cold eyes as the man collapsed limply to the ground, the disdain in their eyes becoming clearer.
Is this kind of person worthy of being called into the army? Fortunately, he is not on the battlefield. Otherwise, if they expect such a person to win the battle, they might as well pack up quickly and run away as soon as possible!
In fact, Xiao Han and the other three didn't know that the group of cooks in front of them were not from the army. They were originally cooks from the wealthy households in Xiazhou City. It was only because the army was short of manpower that they were raped from the wealthy households.
Recruited!
How could life in the army be as comfortable as living in a rich family's home? They were driven to work all day long! Therefore, they had no good impression of these soldiers at all, which is why they dared to cook these things for the soldiers indiscriminately.
s reason.
But having said that, even if they are not part of the military unit, they will inevitably hear that a marquis is coming to this small town these days.
As for the Marquis, it doesn't matter to them. This is not Chang'an! The biggest governor can't even reach the Marquis's tail. So even the lowest baron is something they can't afford to offend!
Not to mention that from the happy words of the big-headed soldiers, we knew that the Marquis was also a miracle doctor! His status in the army was extremely high!
The cooks originally thought that this had nothing to do with them. After all, such noble people would never come to a place like the kitchen. But they never expected that the Marquis loved to go into the kitchen. Now, they were in trouble.
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The leader collapsed on the ground, and the cleverer cook threw away his spoon and shovel and fell to his knees. He couldn't say anything and just kowtowed.
"Each person will write down twenty army sticks! If he does it again next time, he will be punished twice as much!" Someone behind him spoke. Before Xiao Han could react, the cooks immediately kowtowed with gratitude, especially the man who called himself "Grandpa", his head was wet.
So green!
"King Qin? When did you come back?" Xiao Han looked back and saw that Li Shimin had also arrived here at some unknown time.
"I just came back! I saw you here scolding people. It's rare that a person like a rabbit can scold people now!" Li Shimin showed a smile on his stern face, took off his helmet, and stuffed it into the arms of the guard next to him.
, also came over and squatted down.
"Who is the rabbit?! You are the rabbit!" Xiao Han was very dissatisfied with the name Li Shimin gave him. His eyes rolled to the sky. If he were not afraid of being chopped off by Li Yuan, he would have said: Your whole family is the same
rabbit!
After all, in later generations, the meaning of the word rabbit is not pleasant!
