Sitting on the grass with his waist smacked, Uncle Fool didn't like to move, so he sent Xiaodong, who had been having fun there just now, to go to the stream to have a look, and if it was clean, get some water to boil.
Xiaodong was dismissed and walked over reluctantly, but unexpectedly, he sneaked back before he reached the river.
Uncle Fool was just wondering if this kid had discovered something. Unexpectedly, when he came back, he broke off a branch, sharpened it a few times, and trotted back.
"ha!"
Running softly to the stream, Xiaodong raised the branch high and shouted loudly, then plunged towards the stream!
Seeing that the tip of the branch was facing the motionless fish in the stream, I didn't expect that when I got into the water, the branch somehow moved to one side!
The stupid fish moved its two gill flaps and looked stupidly at the tree branch that suddenly appeared beside it. It shook its head and blew out two bubbles, then swam down the current and disappeared again.
"Huh? I clearly pointed it right!" The fish ran away, and Xiaodong was dumbfounded! He scratched his head in wonder, wondering how the branch could deflect when it entered the water.
"Idiot!" The stupid uncle who came behind slapped Xiaodong on the head and said angrily: "You don't know that the position of the fish in the water is different from the position you see with your eyes! This little bit of common sense
No, you still want to spear fish? Which gentleman taught you!"
"Oh, no one teaches me, uncle, please be gentle! The Marquis said that if you hit the head, you will be beaten stupid..."
Xiaodong clutched his head and ran away. When he saw the Hou Ye's cronies shivered, there was a burst of laughter around him.
Xiaodong, who was dodging, turned around angrily. The men pretended to be nonchalant and were busy with their own business...
There was a fire in his stomach, but he didn't dare to attack Uncle Lunzi. Xiaodong could only wait for Uncle Lunzi to leave, then pick up branches and prick the stream until there was a splash of water and all the fish ran away.
It's so clean that if he can't catch anyone else, don't even think about catching him! At least this way he won't look too incompetent!
Not having time to pay attention to this lunatic, Xiao Han's family bypassed Xiaodong and brought some water from the upper reaches of the stream to set up a pot and boil it.
Although there is still some water in the skin, if there is an external water source, the water will not be used unless it can be used.
After resting for a while, the auxiliary soldiers who had rested their breath rushed to wash their hands and faces by the creek, which was less than half a meter wide. Some people saw that the water was really clear, so they drank from it.
However, before the water could reach his mouth, Xiao Han stopped drinking it.
"No one is allowed to drink the water! This water is not clean! From now on, no one is allowed to mess with the river water without my order!"
Lao Lu looked at Xiao Han, who was speaking righteously, and then at the extremely clear stream water in his hand. He couldn't figure out why the Marquis said the water was unclean. Isn't this good?
Xiao Han can't tell them now: the stream on the mountain looks crystal clear and clean, but there are bacteria and viruses in it... because these people simply don't believe that there are invisible "bugs" in the world, not just them
I can't believe it. Even Old Man Hua scoffed at Xiao Han's "whimsical" idea and almost thought that this apprentice was crazy and serious...
Later, Xiao Han repeatedly explained bacteria and mold to the old man, and vowed to tell the old man: When Xiao Da researches the colorless glass, he will make a microscope! Let the old man see the bacteria with his own eyes! This made this stubborn old man no longer
Go up against Xiao Han.
In fact, in Xiao Han's view, the high mortality rate in ancient times was not only related to poor medical standards, but also had a lot to do with these unclean living habits.
For example, Xiao Han himself no longer drinks raw water. He drinks it after boiling it. Under his guidance, Uncle Lengzi and Xiaodong are used to drinking boiled water, but they are no longer used to drinking raw water.
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The leader of the auxiliary soldiers, Lao Lu, didn't know why Xiao Han didn't allow them to drink from the stream. After thinking about it again and again, he could only attribute it to the strange habits of the Marquis.
You are a noble man, how can you be called a noble man if you don’t have some strange problems? Why don’t you just wait for a while to drink boiled water? For the sake of the armor on your body, we have to wait!
"Come back, come back, don't drink this water! Get excited again!" Lao Lu spoke, and the auxiliary soldiers who didn't know what to do withdrew obediently, leaving Xiaodong alone by the river.
Xiaodong was acting wild for a while, and suddenly realized that there was no one around him. When he turned around, he saw Lao Lu. He smiled and shouted to Lao Lu: "Hey, who said they wanted to get a tiger skin mattress just now? Why did the mattress scream?
That one sound scared you like this?!"
"Who, who is scared?" Lao Lu was a little unhappy at being squeezed by Xiaodong. He turned his head and said to Xiaodong: "I was just afraid that the big insect would hurt Mr. Hou! I'm not bragging. If we were on flat ground, the three of us would be afraid.
Five people can catch a big insect! It’s still alive! But in this mountainous area, if you don’t take it seriously, what will happen if someone is injured by it?!”
"I'm just afraid. It's because the place is not good!" Xiaodong replied with squinting eyes.
Lao Lu frowned: "Little baby, have you never seen a big insect?"
Just as Xiaodong opened his mouth to refute, he heard Xiao Han's voice coming from behind Lao Lu: "Oh? Lao Lu, do you think that tiger is so powerful?"
Xiao Han was originally looking for any good-looking pebbles by the creek. He didn't want to listen to the interesting conversation of these two people, so he also came over and asked curiously: "There are so many of us, how can we be afraid of it?"
In the final analysis, Xiao Han's impression of tigers was that they looked like they were lazily sleeping in the zoo.
Coupled with the famous story of Wu Song fighting a tiger, I always feel that tigers are just like this. After all, in which drama, the tiger is always the worst, either being made into a tiger skin skirt, or being beaten to death...
Seeing Xiao Han's disapproval, Lao Lu shook his head with a wry smile, pointed back at the guide with a look of concern on his face and said: "Master Hou, I think this old man is very familiar with big insects, why don't you ask him!"
"Ah? Me?" The guide was grimacing at the side. Suddenly he saw Xiao Han turning his eyes to him, with a somewhat frightened look on his face. He hurriedly cupped his hands and replied, "I have seen the Marquis before."
Xiao Han waved his hand and said: "No need to be polite, I just want to ask! Have you ever seen a tiger?"
The guide put down his hand, but still bowed his waist habitually, and said carefully: "To tell you what Mr. Hou said, I have been going up the mountain all year round, and I have indeed seen several big insects."
"Oh? How big is the biggest one you've ever seen?"
"The Marquis asked, which one is the biggest?" The guide thought for a while and then said: "The biggest one is bigger than a five-month-old calf! It looks like it weighs at least seven or eight hundred kilograms! It jumped into the air and jumped more than two feet.
! A tree as thick as a bowl was cut in half with just one kick! A mountain deer weighing more than 100 kilograms had its neck bitten off before it could even run away. Then the tiger was able to leap up the mountain with it in its mouth! It was really ferocious.
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"So awesome?" Xiao Han was speechless.
"Cow? Mr. Hou, that's much more powerful than a cow!" Lao Lu took over and continued: "Actually, what's even more terrifying is that tigers hunt silently! They lurk behind their prey inadvertently, so they often
All were fatal with one blow, and the prey's neck was bitten off before it could resist."
"Awesome! I can't afford to offend people with tattoos!" Xiao Han sighed, imagining the way a tiger pounced on its food, and he was fascinated for a moment.
The three of them didn't speak, and the scene was quiet for a while. Xiao Han came back to his senses, and suddenly remembered a topic that had been discussed for a long time on the Internet, and asked unconsciously: "Then we are facing a tiger alone in the forest, what should we do?
