"For a little appetite? Is it worth it?" Uncle Fool asked with a frown.
The fisherman smiled bitterly and said nothing. The red firelight printed on his face, revealing an inexplicable sadness.
When Uncle Lengzi saw that he was silent, he sighed, turned to look at Xiao Han, and asked: "Master Hou, why do you want this kind of fish? Isn't it also for eating?"
Xiao Han raised his head, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Ang? What's wrong?"
"What? You want to eat this poisonous fish too?" Uncle Lunzi was a little dumbfounded by Xiao Han's natural behavior. He was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly stamped his feet and reached out to fish for fish in the puddle.
"Hey, what are you doing?!" Xiao Han saw the stupid uncle fishing for fish and came over strangely and asked. Although this fish is delicious, it cannot be eaten now.
Uncle Fool's face was livid, and he replied without looking back: "I'm going to throw them all away! I won't let them harm anyone again!"
When Xiao Han heard this, he immediately became anxious. This was the main dish he carefully selected! How could he just throw it away like this?
Seeing that Uncle Lunzi had already grabbed a puffer fish and was about to throw it away, Xiao Han quickly rushed forward, stood in front of Lunzi and shouted: "Don't throw it! Don't throw it! It's hard to catch this!"
Uncle Lunzi caught the fish and saw Xiao Han standing in front of him. He was afraid of hurting him, so he quickly hid the fish behind his back and said earnestly: "Master Hou! Can we not eat this thing? You know it yourself.
The stuff is too poisonous! If you have any trouble, I, the old slave, and the people of Zhuangzi will still be alive!"
"That's right! That's right! You can't eat this thing, Mr. Hou! What should we eat if we have to take poison? Even eating some wild vegetables is good!" Xiaodong saw the stalemate between Xiao Han and Uncle Lunzi, and hurried over to help.
.The words were spoken confidently, but the tone was a bit strange. It sounded like Xiao Han was a greedy ghost.
Who is stupid enough to take poison for fun? Xiao Han was made to laugh and cry by these two "loyal protectors", so he couldn't get angry! He could only suppress his anger and said to the stupid uncle: "Put the fish down first.
If you pinch it for a while and it dies, it will really become a poisonous fish! I say you are making too much fuss, since I dare to eat it, I am not afraid of its poison! Do you think I, Lord Marquis, am stupid and eat everything?"
"Could it be that, Mr. Hou, you can detoxify?" Xiaodong looked at Xiao Han dubiously and asked. Uncle Lunzi and the fisherman by the stove also pricked up their ears, ready to listen to Mr. Hou's advice.
However, Xiao Han just shook his head, spread his hands and said to Xiaodong: "It can't be cured. No one can cure this poison! Its blood, skin, bones, and internal organs are all highly poisonous. As long as you eat a little, the gods can save you."
No! Didn't you ask before if there is any colorless and odorless poison in the world? This is it! Just soak the fish's internal organs in water, and the water will be highly poisonous! Just drink a cup and you'll be finished! It's definitely a good product for killing people and stealing goods!
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"It's so poisonous, so you still want to eat it?!" Uncle Lunzi's hair and beard were all spread out, and the hands holding the fish were shaking!
Xiao Han nodded as he should: "Yes, didn't I just say it? As long as it is prepared correctly, it is extremely delicious!"
"But just now this old man said that his neighbor died on this fish! And he is very experienced!" Uncle Fool pointed at the old fisherman and said with some sadness and anger.
"Him?" Xiao Han looked a little disdainful, but he didn't want to say too harshly in front of the old fisherman, so he could only say carefully: "That's his... Well, what you did was wrong! You didn't remove all the poison.
It’s weird if you don’t get poisoned after eating it! Old gentleman, tell me, how did your neighbor cook the fish?”
"Um..." The fisherman was a little flustered when he heard the Marquis calling him so politely. He stood up and saluted and then said: "After his accident, I went to see him. He also removed the skin, blood, bones and seeds, and then
Cooked food. But it was useless! They were still poisoned! Several people suffered from abdominal pain and there was no time to treat them."
"That's it..." The cowhide was pierced just after it was blown out. Xiao Han was blushing even though he was thick-skinned. He could only say sarcastically: "Then there was something wrong with him when handling it! This fish cannot die before it is eaten!
It must be skinned and deboned alive, and it must be processed under running water! The most important thing is to get a cat or a dog to test the poison after it is done! They will be fine after eating it, so we can eat it! In fact, if we weren’t hosting a banquet for our fellow countrymen tonight, I
I don’t know how to get them to eat, it’s not something I eat often!”
After much talking, Xiao Han finally persuaded Uncle Lunzi to put the fish down, saving the poor puffer fish from being strangled to death by him!
However, although the fish was put down, Uncle Lunzi also made up his mind that when the fish was ready, he must try Xiao Han first before eating it!
After such an interruption, the pot of stewed fish was also cooked. The people were gathered around the big pot, and each person was given a bowl. Then they spread their own buns with lard, skewered them with branches, put them on the fire, and grilled them.
A simple yet delicious lunch is ready.
On the branches, the steamed buns mixed with the aroma of lard are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. Take a bite of the grilled steamed buns, and then take a sip of the fish soup. The full umami flavor is almost unbearable to swallow!
"Well, it's delicious. I've never tasted such good fish soup!" Xiao Han scooped up a large bowl of fish soup for himself and drank half of the bowl in one go. Only then did he feel satisfied.
Take a big breath.
There are special skills, and the ancients do not deceive me! I don’t know how the old fisherman made the fish soup. The fish meat is all scattered in the soup, and there is not a single thorn! It tastes so enjoyable that you can’t help but want it!
After finishing the meal in a hurry, Xiao Han watched the old fisherman lower a few more nets. Xiao Han rested on the warm boulder for a while and then prepared to go back. The remaining time was used for other purposes!
The sun was in the west, and the sky was filled with red clouds. Before the appointed time, Xiao Han was already standing at the door to greet the guests. The host personally welcomed the guests, which was also a sign of respect for the guests.
Xiao Han's house and Qin Shubao's house are close together, and you can see each other's door when you go out. Maybe others think it is redundant to greet each other so close, but the courtesy cannot be discarded. Xiao Han has been in Datang for so long,
I also learned to act according to the rules of this era.
Dinners at this time usually come at Mao o'clock, but today Yin o'clock has not passed. Cheng Yaojin, Qin Shubao, Niu Jinda and Li Junxian, all dressed up, went out.
"Hahaha... Why is Xiaohou so polite and coming out so early!"
As soon as the bearded Cheng Yaojin went out, he saw Xiao Han standing there and looking at him with a smile. He was stunned at first, then quickly walked a few steps, and when he came to Xiao Han, he laughed and saluted. When the others saw it, they also came over and handed over.
Perhaps at first, they were still a little suspicious of this strange young man. But after the oral reports from other Tang people in the past two days, they no longer dared to treat Xiao Han as an ordinary person! In their minds, Xiao Han had long been
He rose to the level of a true noble, so much so that they all selectively ignored his age and regarded Xiao Han as their own equal.
Xiao Han was delighted when he saw Cheng Yaojin. When he was a child, he had read Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and his favorite was the hypocritical Cheng Yaojin!
After a life of making jokes, he also lived a life of wealth and glory! Even after his death, he was buried with Zhaoling, and he had endless royal energy. It can be said that he lived an extremely happy life! Xiao Han felt that if he could live a peaceful life,
If he is average, then he will be satisfied!
If you want to learn, you must learn like this, and you must not learn from Li Jinghou Junji. Even if you are famous for a while and have unparalleled wisdom, you will be destitute and beheaded later! Only future generations will see who is smart and who is stupid.
