Chapter three hundred and eighty kitchen disturbance
I like honest guys like Daniel the most! Of course, being honest does not mean being stupid.
In fact, in many cases, a simple and honest person is much smarter than a so-called "smart person" who jumps up and down.
But it's a pity that many people don't understand this truth. Everyone is blindly praising smart people and wanting to be smart! But when all the dust settles, these people will probably suddenly realize that the one who laughs in the end is the one who laughs in the end.
As for the naked guy, as for the smart guy...
Hey, there is no need for outsiders to judge whether you are really smart or fake.
He enthusiastically pulled up the bull and patted his strong body. Xiao Han couldn't help but sigh again: What a good human shield, why did he become a doctor? He was as strong as a cow, but he ended up lying on his back.
Before the case, he was holding a writing brush with his carrot-thick fingers and writing a prescription. This scene seemed a bit strange no matter how much he thought about it.
Shaking his head to get rid of this strange thought, Xiao Han casually told Xiaodong and Lengzi to prepare meals quickly. They need to entertain the guests today!
Because of the simple location, except for the kitchen, the house here is just for living. There is no special restaurant, so Xiao Han took the two of them directly to his room.
"Let's take a walk. We came here from Hanzhong. We must be hungry. Let's go sit in the house and the food will be here soon! I'm not bragging, our food is very famous in Chang'an! Hahahaha..." Xiao Han said enthusiastically
Leading the way, the more I look at these two people, the happier I am. The feeling of meeting an old friend in a foreign land is completely appropriate here!
Listening to Xiao Han's bragging, Sun Simiao laughed, and then said politely: "You have to worry about it. We, the Taoists, don't need to be extravagant, just one meal and one porridge."
Xiao Han waved his hands repeatedly: "Haha, how can that be done? The Taoist priest also has to... gah!"
Halfway through the words, there was suddenly no sound, because Xiao Han suddenly remembered a very important thing! Sun Simiao behind him seemed to be a Taoist priest... It was because his status as a miracle doctor was so famous that people forgot about it without realizing it.
Another layer of his identity.
"That's bad! If this were to be normal, all the big fish and meat would come to the table! Are you slapping Sun Simiao in the face or slapping yourself in the face?!"
Suddenly thinking of this, Xiao Han's face immediately turned red and white! Fortunately, his head turned quickly, and he quickly hugged his stomach and said bitterly: "Oh, I'm sorry, Daozhang Sun! I suddenly feel a little sick."
It hurts! My room is in front of you, you go and wait for a while, I’ll be right back!”
After saying that, without waiting for Sun Simiao to speak to Daniu, Xiao Han fled out as if he was running away.
After twisting and turning in the wooden house, he finally ran to the kitchen. Xiao Han stomped up the steps, raised his foot and kicked open the door!
Inside, Fat Chef, Xiaodong, and Lazi each had a piece of meat in their mouths, staring at Xiao Han at the door in shock.
"Hou...Master Hou, why are you here? I, I, I'm trying to see if the food is salty! Right, idiot?" The fat cook almost dropped the spatula when he saw Xiao Han panting at the door.
, it took me a long time to come up with such a reasonable reason.
"Yes! It tastes salty! Well, it must be like this!"
The idiot has a big mouth. He just saw Xiao Han and swallowed the meat in one bite. Now he is not panicking and can cooperate with the fat cook! But poor Xiaodong, his mouth is not big, but the piece of meat in his mouth is not small. At this time,
I couldn't swallow, couldn't spit it out, and was so choked that I rolled my eyes.
"Okay, you three, I said the food has been severely reduced recently, and you, you haven't lost much meat even if you don't eat all day long, so you are making up for it here!" Xiao Han was so angry at the scene in front of him that he almost lost his temper.
, I’m so angry that I forgot why I came here! These bastards are stealing without taking care of themselves! Hey, no, these guys are stealing from themselves!
Now he was even more angry. There was a broom standing at the door, so he picked it up! Before the photo could be taken, Xiaodong and Lengzi hid behind the fat cook. With his figure, they blocked the two
There is still room for people.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Mr. Marquis!" The two dishonest people used themselves as a shield, but he had no way to hide. The fat cook could only pathetically hold the spatula in front of his face and scream!
"If you have any last words, please tell me immediately!" Xiao Han approached with a broom and a ferocious smile.
"My little one was caught by you today and I have nothing to say, but Divine Doctor Sun is still waiting for you to treat me. How about you allow us to serve Divine Doctor Sun first, and then you will punish me?" The fat chef wiped the scars on his forehead.
Khan carefully discussed Xiao Han.
Eating on the sly is nothing, what cook doesn’t eat on the sly? Isn’t it the old saying: no one is hungry but the cook is hungry. For the present plan, let’s fool the present first, and it will be easy to say anything in the future!
"Divine Doctor Sun? Oops! I'm confused by you! Quick, get out of my way!" Suddenly hearing the fat cook talking about Sun Simiao, Xiao Han suddenly woke up, slapped his forehead heavily, and quickly dropped the broom.
I ran to the stove to watch what he was cooking.
Green vegetables? That's okay! Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum is also good. Eggs, uh, can be considered vegetarian... But what is this red, fat sweet and sour pork ribs?
"Do you know who you want to entertain? Are you going to give this to Taoist Sun?" Xiao Han pointed at the ribs, his voice was like a chicken being strangled. Fortunately, I came to see for myself, and these bastards really didn't give in at all.
Save yourself the trouble!
The fat cook followed Xiao Han's hand and looked at the ribs, thinking that something strange was mixed in, but he couldn't see anything when he looked left and right, so he could only say cautiously: "Yes, what, is there something wrong?
"
Hearing this answer, Xiao Han's nose was almost crooked with anger. He gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think? Master Sun is a Taoist priest. Do you understand that Taoist priests are not allowed to eat meat? Do you know that you can't eat meat?"
"I know..." Now not only the fat cook was confused, but even Xiaodong and Lengzi stuck their heads out to look at Xiao Han, wondering what kind of hysteria he was having.
"Know? Why do you do this if you know?" Xiao Han had gold stars shining in front of his eyes, feeling that he was almost going to die here today.
"This isn't meat either..." Seeing Xiao Han's crumbling appearance, the doubt in the fat cook's eyes became even greater.
"It's not meat?" When Xiao Han heard what he said, he reluctantly took a breath and came to the ribs to take a hard look. However, it looked like it was meat! But just to be sure, Xiao Han grabbed another piece and took a bite...
"Ah, you are so angry with me. You dare to tease me. Today I will show you my Luan Po Feng Sword Technique!"
"Ah, help me. I can't help it, I can't help it!"
In the kitchen, an extremely angry roar suddenly sounded! Then, the kitchen door was knocked open with a "bang", and the fat cook's plump body unexpectedly rushed out from inside with great flexibility. Behind him, there were red eyes.
Xiao Han waved two kitchen knives and rushed out...
"What, what's going on?" Outside the kitchen, Daniel and Sun Simiao looked at each other, confused as to what they were talking about!
The two of them came here with Xiao Han. Xiao Han said that he had a stomachache in front of the miracle doctor. How could they not come and have a look? But Xiao Han ran too fast. As soon as they were delayed, they were a little late, so that they arrived
