"Water, I'm dying of thirst! Where have all the people died?"
When he woke up, he didn't even open his eyes. He felt as if his throat was about to split! He reached out to grab the kettle, but unexpectedly it was empty. Only then did Xiao Han remember that he was not at home now.
"Master Hou, are you awake?"
As soon as he finished scolding, Xiaodong's voice came from beside him. Then, something cool came to Xiao Han's mouth.
He grabbed the cup by his mouth and greedily swallowed the white water inside. After drinking all the water in his stomach, Xiao Han let out a sigh of relief.
"Are you crazy? You don't know how to feed me some water! You want to murder me!" Xiao Han opened his eyes and glanced at Xiaodong, and Xiao Han cursed feebly.
"Hey! You drank a whole pot last night, and you still got half a cold melon..."
Xiaodong was scolded and felt wronged. He didn't have a good night's sleep all night in order to serve Xiao Han last night. This guy was asking for water and melons, so he was busy to death.
"Oh? I'm so good at drinking?" Xiao Han tilted his head and looked at the empty pot on the bedside and a watermelon with only the rind left. Xiao Han patted his head in annoyance.
"Where are the watermelon seeds? Have you collected them? Let's keep them and plant them ourselves later!"
Xiaodong took out a cloth bag from his arms and showed it to Xiao Han carefully: "They are all here! I picked them out one by one and put them away."
"That's good! Who picked these melons? How many did they pick?"
"Just one of the ones picked by Magistrate Feng. He said the others are not ripe yet. I will send them to you when they are ripe."
"Not cooked yet?! Didn't this bastard say he didn't recognize raw and cooked food? Old Bangzi, you're lying again!"
After gritting his teeth and scolding Lao Feng, Xiao Han felt that the dizziness in his head gradually disappeared. This home-brewed rice wine did not have the splitting headache feeling of steamed wine after being drunk, but he was just a little dizzy.
"Hey, what time is it now?" Xiao Han sat on the bed and asked Xiaodong with his head in his hands.
"Chen Shi has just passed." For some reason, Xiaodong's face looked strange from the beginning, and his eyes glanced at Xiao Han's lower body from time to time.
"What are you looking at?" Xiao Han also noticed something strange about Xiaodong, and his legs moved unconsciously...
A second later, a tragic cry suddenly sounded! Xiao Han jumped up on the bed, pointed at the water stains on the bed and shouted in horror: "Xiaodong! What's going on!"
Xiaodong covered his face and coughed: "Ahem, this is...I, I sprinkled water on your bed! Well! It must be like this!"
Xiao Han's eyes widened, and he looked at Xiaodong stupidly, then at the bed, and finally at his own pants, and suddenly said: "Oh my God... Xiaodong, why are you so careless! Take it out quickly.
Wash them, take them out yourself, be sure to throw them into the water and come back again!!! Do you understand?!"
"I understand, don't worry, I will never let others see it!"
"Why don't you go quickly?!"
Standing at the head of the bed and looking at Xiaodong angrily as he hugged the quilt and ran out the door, Xiao Han immediately collapsed on the bed like a deflated ball.
It’s over, I don’t have the face to see anyone now! It turns out that after drinking too much water, dreaming about finding the toilet is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is that you actually found the toilet in your dream!
Looking at his pants again, Xiao Han felt like crying but had no tears!
A marquis, a prince of a country! Wetting the bed, this is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world! If other countries knew about it, even the Tang Dynasty would lose face.
He found a bed sheet and wrapped it around his waist. He waited until Xiaodong came back and asked to find out if no one had seen this. Xiao Han then hurried down and took a cold bath, and only dared to go out after confirming that all evidence of crime had been eliminated.
The pants were not dry, and the pants I put on directly felt a little leaky...and my hair was wet and stuck to my neck, which was a bit sad.
Although the long hair I grew after coming to Datang is handsome, it is too troublesome to wash. There is no hair dryer to dry it, so now I can only run around with it loose.
In the front hall, several people dressed in county magistrate attire gathered together and chatted happily, but Old Feng, who was sitting in the main seat, seemed to have swallowed a fly! You bastards, even the grass-rooted tea I served you will be thrown away.
I won’t leave you!
"Old Feng, Old Feng, come out! Please explain to me about Hangua!"
Along with an angry shout, the door of the front hall was kicked open with a bang! The figures of Xiao Han and Xiaodong appeared outside the door.
"Xiao...Master Xiao?"
Everyone in the room was startled, and all turned to look at Xiao Han.
"Um, why are there outsiders? So many?"
At this time, Xiao Han was also dumbfounded! He didn't expect that there would be so many people in the room, and they were all officials!
"Master Hou, are you sober? Your hair?" Old Feng stood up, pointed at Xiao Han and asked strangely.
"Haha, the weather is sultry. I took a bath to feel refreshed." Xiao Han looked at Lao Feng and immediately realized what was going on. Haha, he revealed the matter. Then he looked at the people in the room and asked, "I haven't seen you."
How many have passed?”
Speaking of these people, Lao Feng immediately curled his lips and did not introduce them. Instead, several people raised their hands and saluted: "Master Marquis, all the subordinates are from the surrounding counties, and I proposed a toast to you last night..."
"Toast?"
I can't mention this. When I mention this, Xiao Han thinks of the quilt!
Touching his nose as if to cover up, Xiao Han said awkwardly: "Oh, haha, that's it, I almost forgot! Huh? What are you all doing here?"
"Master Marquis, you promised us last night that you would go to our place to see the land and distribute some seeds by the way. You won't forget this, right?" Hearing Xiao Han ask this, a chubby middle-aged man with a mustache hurriedly
He raised his hand and asked.
"Did I say this?" Xiao Han glanced at these people in confusion, why didn't he have any impression at all?
Old Feng took a step forward, coughed twice and took over the words: "Master Xiao just said to have a look at that time! He was not sure, Mr. Lu, don't change the concept secretly!"
"Hey, Lao Feng! What you said is wrong. Everyone heard it clearly when the Marquis said this! Marquis Xiao is a famous young hero. Every spit is a nail! How can he and
Are you still going back on your word? Aren't you some adults!"
The guy with the mustache looked like he was not a good person, and he kept talking incessantly. Not only did he refute Lao Feng, but he also got Xiao Han in! As for the other people, they must be with him, and they just care about it at the moment.
You have to point your head like a pug.
Looking at this group of shameless people, Lao Feng was so angry that his chest heaved violently! He pointed at his mustache and said angrily: "Lao Lu! You have to save some face! Xiao Hou is my guest, and the seed is mine too.
I have worked so hard to get it! Isn’t it too much for you to just want to get involved?”
The mustachioed man didn't care about Lao Feng's accusations, and said with a smile: "That's not what you said. I am not begging the Marquis for seeds for myself, but for the sake of the common people! Is this too much? But, Lao
Feng, you have worked hard for this matter, and we know it! So we have discussed the land that several counties were fighting for last time, and now it is all for you! How about it, are you satisfied?"
"Huh, that's originally from our county!" Lao Feng snorted coldly. Although he said this, his tone softened and there was finally a smile on his face.
Seeing that Old Feng had been settled, the eight-character Hu Lao Lu turned his head and smiled and saluted Xiao Han who was watching the show, and then said: "Master Marquis, don't be surprised, this is how we usually do! How about we go to our county this afternoon?
Are you a guest? Our place is very close to here, and it is good for the Marquis to know that our county is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and there are all kinds of delicacies and game!"
