Seeing the bloody idiot lying softly on the blanket, Xiao Han panicked. Just as he was about to call Sun Simiao, Old Sun had already walked over.
"What are you saying about not dying?! Get up quickly, you are just making up for it, nothing happened!"
"What? Am I okay?"
Sun Simiao's words were indeed useful. With just one sentence, the stunned man who had only half a breath just now jumped up as if he had been injected with chicken blood!
"Nonsense! Have you ever seen anyone who is still so energetic when he is about to die?" Sun Simiao said, and grabbed the idiot's wrist casually. He touched it lightly and then shook it off as if he was disgusted: "The pulse is smoother than anyone else's.
You can't die if anyone dies! Why don't you go and wash your face quickly? You don't even know if you've had a nosebleed for such a long time, so be careful next time you get killed."
"Make up for death? Is there such a way to die? Just a little ginseng, what's the point?!"
Xiao Han listened with some disbelief! Didn’t we say that later generations of Americans studied that the ingredients of ginseng are similar to those of radish? So what does it matter now? Eating a truckload of radishes doesn’t necessarily lead to nosebleeds like this!
Also, not to mention that in martial arts novels, the protagonist accidentally eats a thousand-year-old ginseng, but eating a red fruit will give him a hundred years of skill! Why is it that even if he eats a beard now, he is suspected of being killed?
Accompanied by Daniel, Lunzi went to the spring to clean himself. Xiao Han came back to his senses and looked longingly at the bag containing ginseng.
You must pay attention! This small beard can cause nosebleeds. If others don't know it and eat it like a carrot, then the blood vessels all over the body will burst and die?
Ugh, that's so disgusting! Shake your head quickly and drive this horrible thought out of your mind!
Xiao Han looked at Sun Simiao who was about to go back to sleep with some resentment, and said: "Old Sun, you are too embarrassed! This thing is so dangerous, and you just wanted me to eat it, do you want me to bleed and die..."
"What did you say?!" When Sun Simiao heard Xiao Han's muttered words, the steps he had taken hovered in the air, and then he slowly took them back. He turned around, his hair and beard bulging! He asked every word
Xiao Han.
Xiao Han just made a joke casually, but he didn't expect that Sun Simiao would take it seriously. In front of his strong aura, he shuddered in a hopeless manner, and after looking around, he said: "Ahem, what? I can't do anything.
I didn’t say, hey, the moon is really round tonight!”
"Moon? Where is the moon? Besides, today is not the first day of the Lunar New Year, how can there be a full moon?" Jiayi on the side looked up strangely at the top. It was so dark there, not to mention the moon, even the stars were completely covered by the leaves.
Strictly.
Embarrassing, capital embarrassment! Xiao Han wished he could stuff his socks into Jia Yi’s mouth right now! He stamped hard on Jia Yi’s feet. Jia Yi was motionless, as if he was unconscious, but Xiao Han’s own feet were
The pain was excruciating.
"It hurts!" He screamed, and before Xiao Han could squat down and rub his feet in pain, Sun Simiao's large Taoist robe did not move in the wind, and a murderous aura rushed towards his face!
"The old Taoist hasn't come to you yet, but you are questioning the old Taoist first! You are also a doctor, and the ginseng root itself is a medicinal material. It is common sense to use it according to different people! You are weak and weak, and eating a little is a great tonic! But who can let me know?
You gave it to a fool?! Didn’t you know he was full of blood? Didn’t your master tell you that ginseng has no fault in killing people, and aconite has no fault in saving people..."
I never thought that Sun Simiao would be so angry! Even Xiao Qi, who was spinning around at his feet just now, ran away with his tail between his legs. Not to mention Xiao Han, who had already been scolded and took three or four steps back!
On the contrary, Jiayi and others looked at him with some admiration. The only one who could provoke Sun Gaoren to this point was Mr. Hou.
In a hurry, Xiao Han covered his face with his sleeves. He waved his hands and said to Sun Simiao: "Calm down, calm down! I once said: Purity, inaction..."
Sun Simiao was almost laughed out of Xiao Han's anger. This bastard actually talked to him about Lao Tzu? So he said: "Everyone in the world knows that beauty is beautiful, but it is evil; everyone knows that good is good, but it is not good!"
"What do you mean?" Xiao Han took the time to ask.
Sun Simiao sneered at him: "Aren't you talking about Lao Tzu? How come you don't know anything about the Tao Te Ching?"
"Tao Te Ching?" Xiao Han said with a bitter face: "It means that the Tao can be taught, but the Tao is very Tao? My dear uncle! I can't even understand the meaning of this thing, how can I memorize it? You do well, count me out.
It’s okay if you said the wrong thing! Go to bed quickly, we have to go to work tomorrow!”
Facing such a shameless person, even Sun Simiao is helpless. You reason with him, he talks to you about me, you talk about me to him, he pretends to be a grandson to you... Tell me, how do you do this?
Seeing that Lunzi and Daniel were also back at this time, Sun Simiao simply ignored Xiao Han. He took out Xiao Han's backless dress, tore off two pieces of cloth from it again and blocked Lunzi's nose, and then shook his head.
He shook his head and went back to his tent to rest.
Sun Simiao left, and Xiao Han, Jiayi and others breathed a sigh of relief. Sun Simiao just now was too scary. How could this Taoist who was born in the world be so angry? It seems that the Taoist skills are still not good enough to do it in public.
realm……
It's late at night, and the farce has come to an end.
The tent that had been kicked away by Armor was also picked up again, and some of the broken places were temporarily propped up with branches. We had to deal with it first tonight.
After doing all this, Xiao Han, who was about to lie down, suddenly felt as if something was missing! Looking around again, he suddenly remembered that Xiaodong, who loves to watch the fun the most, didn't show up all night! This is obviously unreasonable!
Xiao Han was startled on the spot and quickly jumped up to find Xiaodong, but the sharp-eyed Jiayi noticed that there seemed to be a human figure on the blanket.
He went over and pulled the wrinkled and shapeless blanket over. Under the blanket, the little donkey drooled all over the floor and was grinding his teeth like a mouse!
He lightly kicked Xiaodong with his foot, but Xiaodong still showed no sign of waking up. Xiao Han and A were stunned. How sleepy is this? With such a commotion outside, he can still sleep?
I can't sleep now because I want to compete with my gay friend Xiaodong!
Two rags were blocked on the nostrils, making it difficult to breathe. And I don’t know whether it was for psychological reasons or something else, but I always felt like blood was flowing out of these two nostrils!
When he told Xiao Han, who closed his eyes and prepared to sleep, the irritated Xiao Han kicked him out of the tent.
"If your left nostril bleeds, hold up your right hand; if your right nostril bleeds, hold your left hand! Don't worry, that's what my teacher taught me back then!"
"Master Hou's teacher taught it? It must be useful! But both my nostrils are bleeding, what should I do?"
"You are stupid, but you are really stupid! If both nostrils are bleeding, then raise both hands! I have to go to bed. If you bother me again, I will break your legs!"
After saying this, Xiao Han pushed Xiaodong aside and lay down comfortably on the bed to get ready for sleep.
Although he wanted to ask other questions, for the sake of his own legs, he still went to the fire and sat down.
However, his hands kept making a gesture of surrender, which was indeed a bit unsightly, so much so that even the fourth person who was on duty laughed so hard that he couldn't live anymore! The angry idiot kicked him back and kicked him back. Anyway, he couldn't sleep now.
