Chapter four hundred and eighty ninth bath anecdote
However, if you feel guilty, you can easily discuss other matters. This kind of matter is related to human life, so Xiao Han cannot be careless!
In the following time, Xiao Han and Sun Simiao tried everything they could think of, but unfortunately found nothing!
Xiao Han, who does not believe in evil, comes up with another trick and offers a huge reward!
Whoever can find a suitable blood transfusion tube will be immediately rewarded with three cows and a number of gold, silver and cloth!
Once this huge reward, which is closest to people, was offered, Sun Simiao's little Taoist temple never had time to relax!
All kinds of weird things were sent one after another, and there were even things from some animal bodies. The smell was filled with fish!
"Who took the intestines?! Ugh...throw them out!!!"
There is no doubt that the guy who brought the intestines was beaten violently by Xiao Han who almost fainted, and finally threw him and the intestines out, causing a lot of laughter.
In the evening, the setting sun hangs over the Western Mountain.
The magnificent flaming cloud spread from the top of their heads to the horizon. Xiao Han and Sun Simiao, exhausted both physically and mentally, stood speechless in front of the Taoist temple.
The people who "offered treasures" today were so unreliable, some even came with a hemp pole to ask for rewards. In the end, they didn't make any money, but they made a lot of money...
In the end, the two people couldn't bear it anymore and had no choice but to drive everyone away. Because of them, the day lily became cold three times.
"Hey, failure is the mother of success! Mr. Sun, don't be discouraged..." Afraid that this result would hit Sun Simiao, Xiao Han hesitated and comforted him with famous quotes from later generations.
But who was Sun Simiao? Although he was exhausted and disappointed today, he never thought of giving up.
There is always a way, they have already found a way, they just have to realize it, there will always be a way to realize it!
He reached out and patted Xiao Han on the shoulder, which was one of the few gestures Sun Simiao made to show his closeness.
"Haha, you don't need to comfort me! Back then, the sages tried all kinds of herbs in the world for a prescription, and survived several times! Compared with them, it's nothing! Today is just the beginning, you go back and have a good rest.
We’ll figure it out tomorrow!”
"That's fine!" Seeing Sun Simiao's confident look, Xiao Han was also infected and nodded vigorously!
The two parted ways, and Xiao Han dragged his tired body back to his small courtyard and hurriedly took a few bites of the prepared meal, but his mind was filled with all kinds of needles, switch clamps, and hoses!
Someone had already made the needle, and a coppersmith with a missing tooth patted his chest and said it was no problem!
For this reason, Xiao Han, who was overjoyed, rewarded him with ten pieces of money on the spot. The coppersmith was so happy that his teeth almost fell out! He took the money and returned to his workshop, saying that if he couldn't beat it out, he would die in it!
The needle is solved and the switch clip is not an issue either.
That thing controls the flow rate. The principle is very simple and can be replaced by anything. But in the end, this hose really cost Xiao Han his life!
Beating his head in annoyance, Xiao Han always felt as if he had reached a dead end and was now stuck in it, unable to get out at all.
"Headache! Don't think about it anymore, don't think about it anymore, just go to bed and go to bed. Maybe there will be a solution tomorrow!" After comforting himself, Xiao Han pushed the unfinished meal away, grabbed his shoes and went to the side room.
This is Xiao Han's bathroom. Now that it's cold, he can no longer take a bath in the ditch outside. In addition, there were enough houses built last time, so this room was specially prepared for bathing.
The door of the bathroom was ajar, and there seemed to be some noise inside. Xiao Han pushed the door open and saw Xiao Lian struggling to carry a bucket to fill the bathtub with water. However, the bucket was too heavy and Xiao Lian was carried away.
People also started to sway.
This bucket now is not the lightweight plastic bucket of later generations! This pine bucket weighs more than ten kilograms even when empty!
If it were filled with water, it would be quite difficult for Xiao Han to lift it, let alone Xiao Lian, who was so thin.
Seeing that Xiao Lian was about to fall down while holding the bucket, Xiao Han hurriedly rushed up and helped her hold the bucket. Then he frowned and asked, "Why did you prepare the water? Where did Xiaodong and the others die?"
Seeing Xiao Han coming, Xiao Lian breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to salute, but he still held the bucket in his hand. He could only smile sheepishly at Xiao Han, and then said softly: "Master, Brother Xiaodong just heard that
There was a wild boar running over outside, so I called Brother Lunzi to help. And I just saw that you are tired today, sir, so I wanted to come over and prepare some water for you. This is the last bucket, it will be ready soon."
"Wild boar? Oh, no wonder I haven't seen them since just now." Xiao Han nodded to express that he knew that this autumn is the season when wild boars are overpopulated. This place is too close to the Qinling Mountains, and wild boars often run down these days. Whenever they are found,
A large group of people always go to arrest them, firstly to eat meat, and secondly because they are afraid that they will rush into the grain fields and destroy the food.
Helping Xiao Lian pour water into the huge tub, Xiao Han handed the empty bucket to Xiao Lian and said, "Okay, you go out first. Remember, don't do this kind of work in the future, otherwise you won't hurt yourself."
It’s a good deal, I can fetch water myself!”
"Yes! Young Master." Xiao Lian nodded obediently and walked out silently holding the bucket in both hands.
With a "squeak" sound, she closed the door. Looking at the closed door, Xiao Lian immediately remembered the first time she "served" Xiao Han taking a bath.
That time, Xiao Han suddenly realized that he had to help him take a bath. He was so frightened that he lay down in the bathtub and did not dare to move. He could only scream and ask her to get out quickly, and made it clear that he did not need help from others to take a bath.
In fact, this is not because Xiao Han has an open heart and has no fluctuations in female sex. But no matter how young his body is now, Xiao Han's mental age is always there!
No matter how perverted Xiao Han is, he will not be such a beast when he is attracted to a poor girl who has little affection and is still young!
Speaking of beasts, I think of the famous joke from later generations: When a man and a woman sleep on the same bed, if they cross the line, they are beasts, but if they don't cross the line, they are worse than beasts!
"I don't know if I'm worse than a beast!" Xiao Han laughed at himself, suppressed the evil fire in his heart, stripped off his clothes a few times, and jumped into the tub.
The water temperature in the bathtub was just right, neither cold nor hot, but a little too much water was poured.
As soon as Xiao Han jumped in, the excess water flowed out along the wall of the tub.
Sitting comfortably on a small wooden bench specially designed for the bottom of the water, listening to the sound of water flowing freely, at this moment, something suddenly flashed in Xiao Han's mind. He wanted to catch it, but he couldn't!
"Huh? What did I just think of?" I thought hard for a long time, but I still couldn't remember what thoughts just flashed through my mind. However, my intuition told Xiao Han that what he just thought of must be very important! Maybe he can solve a problem
Big problem!
To put it another way, what do people think of when they are in a bathtub? Taking a bath? No! Too superficial! The famous gold density experiment? No, now is not the time to think about gold...
"What on earth were you just thinking about?" Xiao Han buried his head in the water depressedly, and heard the sound of running water outside the tub getting louder...
