"Oh my god!!! This...is such a big bow? Who can pull it open? What is the Lord going to shoot with it? Shoot a rhinoceros?"
In the carpenter's shop, the idiot was staring at the newly baked big bow with his mouth open!
The thighs are as thick as ten feet long! Standing upright, they are as tall as two people, and the thick bowstring is as thick as a thumb! This is a bow, even a crossbow is not this big!
And it’s as big as it is. The materials used to make this work are too unsophisticated! The most important bow body seems to be just a piece of wood. It’s even a little twisted when it’s made. Can this be called a bow? It’s not afraid of breaking if it’s pulled.
Stretch yourself?
"Is it possible that Mr. Hou is joking?"
As soon as this idea came up in my mind, I was immediately rejected by the fool.
Although he is not astute, he also knows that although his prince is sometimes out of tune, he never does useless work! Now that he has done it, there must be a reason for what he did!
Just when the idiot was still thinking dully, Xiao Han stretched out his hand to pull the bowstring, then scratched his head and said to the old carpenter waiting on the side: "I remember that this set should also have a wooden cake, yes, and
A wooden hammer like an oil bottle!"
"Wooden cake? Wooden hammer?" The old carpenter looked at Xiao Han, and he was a little confused at this time. He thought to himself this morning, what on earth is the Marquis going to do? How can he make something weird?
But doubts are doubts, and the old carpenter's hands were unambiguous! After hearing Xiao Han's words, he immediately took the charcoal pencil from his ear and drew two pictures on a nearby piece of wood.
"Master Marquis, does it look like this to you?" the carpenter stopped writing and pointed at the picture and asked Xiao Han.
Xiao Han came over to take a look and immediately said happily: "Yes, yes! That's it! Add a handle in the middle of the wooden cake, this oil bottle... Bah! Make the wooden hammer bigger!"
"Okay! Please wait a moment, it will be ready soon!" The old carpenter skillfully put the charcoal pen on his ear, trotted outside, and began to pick up suitable wood.
While the carpenter was busy, the fool quickly came to Xiao Han's side and asked Xiao Han, who kept stroking the giant bow: "Master Marquis, hey, what are we doing with this?"
"Play cotton!" Xiao Han knocked on the bowstring and replied without looking back.
"Playing cotton, what is it?" The fool became more and more confused as he listened.
"Don't ask nonsense!" Xiao Han glared at him impatiently, and then said: "You'll know when you wait? Oh, that's right! I just asked you to tell Xiaodong to take out all the cotton to dry.
Wait, did you say that? Tell you, if you make me stink, see how I deal with you!"
"Ah?" The fool was stunned for a moment and said unwillingly: "No, how can you deal with me? I told him early in the morning! If he doesn't bask in the sun, or doesn't bask in it well, wouldn't it be bad luck for me?"
Xiao Han said jokingly: "Humph, I can't control this! You'd better pray that he does better! Oh, and that silly dog, how is it now?"
Looking at the somewhat unreasonable Xiao Han, Lunzi sighed helplessly and said feebly: "Okay, you have the final say! I have already thrown Xiaoqi into an empty room according to your instructions.
They didn’t even give me anything to eat. It’s said that the noise last night was so noisy that the people in the next room didn’t even sleep well!”
"You still have the nerve to bark? Then let it bark happily! No need to open the door! Let it starve for three days!" When thinking of Xiao Qi, the fire in Xiao Han's heart started to rise!
You deserve it! You have ruined my good deeds one after another! You are so eager to jump over the wall if you are not hungry. You can’t help but feel upset last night!
The two men were chatting, but the carpenter over there was doing his job extremely efficiently.
After a while, the wooden cake that Xiao Han wanted was made with a wooden hammer. The burrs were roughly rubbed off with sand and gravel. Before the carpenter could polish it carefully, Xiao Han was already eager to carry it away.
It’s not for your own use anyway, so why do you make it so perfect?
Carrying a wooden hammer in one hand and wooden cakes in the other, Xiao Han quickly returned to his yard.
In the yard, Xiao Dongzheng and Xiao Lian were carefully drying the cotton that Butler Lu had brought over.
"Where's Xue Pan?" Xiao Han put down the things in his hands, strode over, squatted down and looked at the cotton.
The cotton seeds snatched back by Liu Hongji are indeed very good, and the cotton produced is free from insect pests. It is white and placed on the straw mats pieced together. From a distance, it really looks like winter.
It's like a snowy land.
"I've met the Marquis, Miss Xue, he just went out..." Xiaodong bowed out of habit. When he raised his head and was about to speak, he suddenly saw the courtyard gate, where the fool was carrying a giant bow into the courtyard.
, I was dumbfounded for a moment! What are you doing? To slay the dragon?
"Master Hou, you guys..." Xiao Lian also saw Lunzi at this time, and was even more surprised. She covered her mouth and pointed at the grinning Lunzi and asked Xiao Han.
Xiao Han had expected this in his heart, and he was not surprised. He felt that he was surrounded by a group of bumpkins who had never even seen a cotton bow! What kind of knowledge was this?
"What are you all making such a fuss about? It's just a cotton bow! I can't explain it to you. Xiao Lian, go to the house, find a few thin quilts, and get the cotton in a while. Let's make a few quilts first!"
"Oh, yes..." Xiao Lian nodded in agreement, then walked back to the house step by step.
Xiao Han was not idle at this time. He asked Xiaodong to move a few tables and put them together into a large tabletop in the yard. He then picked up some dry cotton from the ground and placed it on it.
"Okay! Now it's time to play! But the question is, how to play this thing?" When everything was ready, Xiao Han saw that Cotton was in trouble. He couldn't play Cotton!
"No matter what! Practice brings true knowledge! Fool, bring me the bow!"
After patting his head and cheering himself up, Xiao Han yelled to one side. The idiot who had just put down the giant bow immediately sighed, picked up the bow again, and moved over step by step.
By the way, although Xiao Han had never seen anyone playing cotton before, the movie "Smart Escape" was at the bottom, and these three utensils were actually made in a decent way.
Looking at this big cotton bow, Xiao Han roughly guessed its correct usage.
So Xiaodong and Lengzi were asked to lift the giant bow together, so that the long bow body just spanned the tables.
"Down, down again! Okay!" Instructing the two to put the bowstring close to the cotton, Xiao Han picked up the wooden hammer and struck it hard!
"Boom..."
The bowstring trembled wildly and cotton splattered everywhere!
Holding the wooden hammer, Xiao Han lowered his head and looked at the cotton, but found that there was no effect. Thinking that it might be because he knocked too little, he swung the wooden hammer in his hand and hit it one after another. The sound of bowstrings in the yard immediately sounded.
There was a roar!
At this time, outside the courtyard gate, two people and a dog were happily walking up the steps.
No need to ask, these two people are Xue Pan and Xiao Ai.
They slept so soundly last night! When they got up, the sun was already high, and Xiao Han had already gone to the carpenter's shop.
They were not surprised when they didn't see Xiao Han. After washing themselves and eating some breakfast, the master and servant decided to go out for a look. It was precisely because of this that they saved the man who had been howling all night.
