Imagining that his soldiers were like mad cows on the battlefield, killing the enemies in all directions, while he himself was like an undead legion, with little damage, Li Shimin felt that his heart was about to burst out of his chest!
Has anyone ever thought about how effective these warriors who have fought to the death on the battlefield will be on the battlefield next time if they survive?
If I had an iron-blooded army in my hand that could win a hundred battles, then Dou Jiande and Wang Shichong should all go home and take care of their children! Is there anything else in the world that can stop my army?!
Li Shimin stood by the back door, his whole body trembling with excitement, like sifting chaff. Next to him, Xiao Han stared around with his eyes wide open, and consciously hid in the shade under the tree over there, squatting down and counting ants...
History always writes that Xiao Lizi is like a perfect man, but after Xiao Han came here, he discovered that the people who wrote history were just talking nonsense! They were not reliable at all!
The Xiao Lizi he knew, aside from his achievements in war, was not much different from ordinary people in other aspects. To say more, he only had a little more majesty of a superior person.
Don't you see, in his house, Li Shimin will get drunk when he drinks too much liquor, he will curse his mother when he is drunk, he will go crazy with alcohol, he will drag him to dance that damn Hu Xuan dance, just like he looks like
Duan Zhixuan, who looks like a pervert, makes comments about beautiful women...
Oh, I almost forgot, he seemed to be a pervert in history...
But this is not important. What is more terrible is that Xiao Han discovered that Li Shimin is similar to himself in one thing, that is, he holds a grudge...
This is really not good! It is understandable that it happened to me. After all, I am an angry youth of the proletariat. But how could Li Shimin, a man who wanted to be the emperor for eternity, have such a problem?
Moreover, it seems that I have seen him make a fool of himself a lot of times. He was drunk once or twice at banquets alone. Just in case I think of it one day...
If you are too petty to hold a grudge, and you want to make a big reckoning for yourself, then who should I cry to? No, you must pay attention to these details in the future. Didn't you see that Wei Zheng, a man of the ages, will be crushed to ashes after his death?
August is the time when autumn tigers are wreaking havoc. There may be some coolness in the morning and night, but when the sun rises that day, the weather instantly heats up. Even the wickers on the trees seem to have been roasted soft and soft.
Hang down.
Hot! It’s so hot! It’s so hot that the cicadas don’t even scream!
But under the scorching sun, Xiao Lizi seemed to be trapped in his own world, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
It wasn't until his soldier was almost as hot as a hot dog, and he pushed him awake with the thought that being beaten to death would be better than being heated to death, that Li Shimin discovered that Xiao Han was missing again...
"Sha, hu... sha!"
Hurrying into the shade of the tree, Li Shimin rubbed his shoulders desperately. Just now, he almost got sunburned!
"Hey, where is Xiao Han?"
One of the two soldiers was busy lifting up his sleeves to fan himself, and the other was busy taking out his water bag. When Li Shimin asked Xiao Han, they immediately moved their heads like rattles. They were too busy worrying about King Qin. Who had the time?
Looking at Xiao Han?
Li Shimin took the water bag and took a big gulp of water while looking around. He didn't see Xiao Han and kept muttering in his heart: "He ran away again? By the way, did this guy deliberately pull me to stand in the sun and then tell me okay?
News, let me bask in the sun?"
Sure enough, Xiao Han is very accurate in judging people. Xiao Lizi even associates this with him, which is indeed not an ordinary narrow-minded...
Not seeing Xiao Han, Li Shimin stood in the shade of a tree and rested for a while. After all, he didn't have the energy to look for him anymore, so he hurried back home and let the sun shine. He felt so sleepy that he could hardly open his eyes!
There was Xiao Han in the wounded barracks, and he was relieved from the bottom of his heart. Well, he should rest first, and if he doesn't sleep, he is afraid that he will die here...
Li Shimin led his two soldiers like thieves, hiding from the sun and running towards the bedroom. So where did our Xiao Han just run away?
...He went to save people...
It is said that Xiao Han was squatting on the ground counting ants when he suddenly heard the sound of water in the alley opposite the back door. He was overjoyed because he had just come out with King Qin and had not washed his hands. After the blood on his hands dried,
It’s so sticky and uncomfortable!
Glancing at Li Shimin, who was still deep in fantasy, Xiao Han followed the sound of water and walked around behind the tree, then ran away. It was a hot day, and his skin felt like it was going to burn after being exposed to the sun for a while. He didn't know how Xiao Lizi could survive under the sun.
Standing there for so long!
Of course, I feel at ease that his name is not Li Shimin. Back then, there was a guy named Cao Cao who would kill anyone who touched him...
Xiao Han trotted into the alley. The sun was blocked by the walls on both sides, and finally he couldn't get enough of it. Moreover, the draft in the alley was quite cool!
The alley is not long, but it is not straight, and I don’t know how it was originally built. Instead, it has some twists and turns.
Xiao Han has never walked through such an old alley since he was a child. When he walked out, there was something new.
Touching the hard mud on both sides of the alley, Xiao Han followed the sound of water and looked for it. He heard the sound of water getting closer and closer, but he couldn't find where the water was!
This made the noble prince angry. He couldn't find any water to wash his hands even if he wanted to! The two bastards Xiaodong and Lengzi, who usually followed around like followers, when they saw Li Shimin, they immediately looked like a mouse after seeing a cat.
You know where to hide in the mouse hole, but if they are here, you still need to use yourself to find water in person?
He wanted to go back a little bit, but he was unwilling to do so. He looked at a large moss-covered stone under his feet, and Xiao Han spat hard on it!
"Hey, I don't believe it. I can't find you today!"
After spinning around twice more like a headless fly, Xiao Han found that he was back on this moss-covered stone...
Hearing the sound of rushing water that came and went, Xiao Han couldn't help but swallowed hard. With the sun shining like this, he felt thirstier, but the sound of water seemed to be very close, so he couldn't find it.
Woolen cloth?
When the sound of water sounded again, Xiao Han quickly stopped and listened carefully to the direction of the sound of water.
This time the sound of water was particularly loud. Xiao Han felt that it was coming from the other side of the wall. Looking at the low earth walls on both sides, Xiao Han was a little confused. Could there be a stream hidden in this residential house?
Where does this sound of water come from?
He leaned against the wall and listened, and the sound of water mysteriously disappeared again. Xiao Han was puzzled. He raised his head and looked at the earthen wall, then raised his hand and patted it. It was quite solid. The loess was mixed with straw, and he dug it down.
I can’t dig out any clods of soil!
"Did I see a ghost? No, no, no, I am a good young man of the new era, how can I believe in ghosts and gods? Amitabha... No, no, no, it was Mr. Marx who blessed me... That's not right, he was not born yet! Ah! Never mind! Today
You have to see what’s going on!”
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Han, who was almost driven mad by the strange sound of water, took two steps back, estimated the height of the wall, and bumped his thighs twice.
Then he shouted softly in his mouth, exerted force with his feet, and rushed towards the earth wall.
At this moment, Xiao Han seemed to be transformed into a sensitive monkey, using both his hands and feet! He stepped on the wall a few times and grabbed the top of the wall. With another hard force on his hands, he climbed up and straddled the top of the wall.
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Patting the loess on his hands, Xiao Han proudly sat on the wall and looked around: "Hey, I haven't climbed over the wall for many years, but I didn't expect that my skills are still so sensitive! Thank you for climbing the wall every day to go online..."
"Hey, why is the sound of water just now gone again?"
Lying on the wall, he just recalled his childhood, and took the opportunity to pull out two weeds that were growing on the wall. Looking back, Xiao Han suddenly found that the sound of water that he heard just now had mysteriously disappeared again!
"Today is really weird!" Xiao Han put his legs across the earth wall and muttered to himself. He was very sure that the sound came from the yard, but now it seems that the yard is clearly
Empty, not even a ghost at all!
I looked under the wall and saw that the wall didn't look high from the bottom up, but after climbing up, it looked quite high from the top down. Moreover, the ground was not even, and there were a lot of creaking debris!
I was a little scared, afraid of hurting myself, so I didn't dare to jump down, and I didn't dare to stand up on the wall, so I had to slowly move forward bit by bit.
The leather armor Xiao Han wore in the morning had already been taken off after welcoming Xiao Lizi, and now he was wearing a long gown. Unfortunately, this set of clothes was said to be Shu brocade. After a while, it was completely dusted by the wall.
, but it doesn’t matter, we are the Marquis now! It’s just a set of clothes.
Xiao Han now looked like a pig that had climbed up the wall. He walked step by step on the wall to a convenient place to put his feet, and then slowly slid down while holding on to the top of the wall. This earthen wall was about three meters long, which was quite high.
Okay, Xiao Han straightened his arms and his feet were still a little away from the ground.
Looking back, he looked down and estimated the height. Xiao Han was about to jump down, but unexpectedly, he was really unlucky today...
The clod of earth he grabbed on the wall suddenly cracked for some reason. Before poor Xiao Han could understand what was going on, he heard a chirp and he was already unsteady and fell to the ground!
Immediately afterwards, he heard a scream of "Ouch..." and Xiao Han flew up from the ground like a rocket. He covered his butt with both hands and jumped around! There was a stone under his butt just now, rattling his tailbone.
Burning pain......
"Oh fuck, fuck, it hurts so much! Why are you so unlucky today!!!"
After jumping on the spot several times, Xiao Han felt that his butt seemed to have an intuition. He kicked up the pebbles and kicked them away. Xiao Han grinned and slowly squatted down against the wall. He put his hands behind his back and held the poor girl in his arms.
My butt, secretly complaining in my heart: Brother, I fell to death. Unfortunately, the position of this broken stone is a bit crooked, otherwise my anus would have exploded today...
