Chapter 607 If you are not frivolous, how can you be young?
"Hahaha...I said at the beginning that this kid must be fine! You still don't believe it! Look! Look! We are almost turning into savages in the mountains, but it's good for him to take a detour and come back first!"
The first person to speak was Chai Shao! He and Princess Pingyang were out all year round, and originally wanted to take care of themselves this winter. Who would have thought that he would learn about Xiao Han’s disappearance just after he came back, but until now, he has not seen him
The princess wife...
"Yes! He must be punished! He is not allowed to go there tonight! Just give me a drink! Drink until you vomit!"
As soon as Chai Shao finished speaking, Duan Zhixuan immediately took over the conversation with a loud laugh. His bald head, like a light bulb, turned blue from the cold, and he didn't know why he didn't wear a hat.
Duan Zhixuan's words were said to be in the hearts of everyone. They were still searching hard in the Qinling Mountains, but they suddenly received the news that Xiao Han had returned to Chang'an. At that time, they felt extremely depressed!
Now when I see Xiao Han again, in addition to feeling happy, I also have a vague feeling of wanting to beat him up. I don't know how this contradictory feeling came about.
Xiao Han naturally didn't know what these people were thinking. Looking at these brothers, he just felt silly and happy! As for thanking him? Is that useful? Is it important?
Roughly tearing open his official robe, Xiao Han took out a bag of spirits that he had prepared long ago. Before he could untie it, Xiao Han had already snatched it away by Liu Hongji, whose eyes were shining!
"Wine? Did you really bring wine?" Liu Hongji quickly opened the still warm wine bag, put it under his nose and took a deep sniff, and suddenly smiled! He kept patting Xiao Han with one hand.
The shoulder almost knocked Xiao Han from the bridge to the bottom!
"Hahahaha... I guess you're a smart kid! Come on, let's take a bite for each person. We must agree in advance that no one is allowed to spit in it!"
However, as soon as Liu Hongji finished speaking, he immediately attracted a lot of abuse!
Why is this hairless bastard in front of me talking so disgustingly? Why is he not allowed to drink? He spits in it, have you ever done this before?
Liu Hongji turned a deaf ear to the abuse around him! He raised his neck and took a deep sip first. He felt a line of fire extending from his mouth to his stomach. He stared at it for a long time and finally held in two words.
One word: "Happy!"
"Bald donkey! Are you drinking wine or donkey drinking?! You can make a whole bag!" Duan Zhixuan saw that Liu Hongji took a big gulp and the wine bag was obviously deflated, so he immediately opened his mouth and cursed! But he didn't want to think about it.
, Liu Hongji is a bald donkey, he has no hair on his head!
He grabbed the wine bag, and just as Duan Zhixuan took a sip, the wine bag was immediately snatched away by the next person!
Everyone is stirring the rice in the same horse spoon, who can despise the other? The person who snatched the wine bag didn't even wipe it, but just drank it hard into his mouth! Then the next person snatched it away,
Xiao Han stood aside, looking at the people grabbing the wine and laughing loudly: "Slow down, don't grab it! We have plenty of wine, no one can leave after the court! I'm treating you!"
Chai Shao had just taken a sip of wine, and when he heard Xiao Han's words, his prototype of a foodie was immediately revealed: "It's time for you to treat me! I haven't eaten from your family for more than half a year, and I feel like I'm feeling dumb. Let me talk first. Okay, if I don’t have my good mouth, brother, it will be better for you tonight!”
"Yes, it must be possible! I'll ask someone to arrange it right away!" Xiao Han knew what Chai Shao was talking about and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart.
Li Yuan, Li Yuan, you have repeatedly warned not to kill cows, but do you know that you have a son-in-law who loves beef?
I don’t know which cow will be unlucky enough to fall to death today, but it doesn’t matter much! There are so many cows in the world, what big deal would it be if one or two of them are missing?
Hearing that Xiao Han had arranged the dinner for the evening, Cheng Yaojin immediately poured the last drop of wine in the wine bag into his mouth, squinted his eyes and exhaled comfortably, causing a few people who had not grabbed the wine to glare at him! Even Qin Shubao felt a little helpless.
"Okay, let's stop messing around here. Let's go to court first. If anything happens, we'll talk about it later."
Li Shimin didn't come forward to grab the wine just now, he just stood aside and watched with a smile. However, when the palace door was opened and the bell of the court was ringing, he couldn't help but remind these somewhat complacent guys.
Among these people, Xiao Lizi's prestige is still very high! As soon as he spoke, the generals immediately stopped.
The bearded Cheng Yaojin was still smacking his mouth at the bar, savoring the taste of the liquor, when suddenly his eyes caught sight of something under Xiao Han's arm, and he couldn't help but curiously asked: "Hey, Xiao Han, what are you carrying?" What’s the stick for?”
Xiao Han rolled his eyes when he heard this, shook Wuban in front of Cheng Yaojin, and said displeased: "What stick? This is Wuban, does Wuban understand?!"
"I understand Wuban, but I've never seen such a long Wuban! Huh? Could it be that you used this thing to knock out all the teeth of that monkey last time?"
Cheng Yaojin's eyes widened and he stared at Xiao Han suspiciously.
Although they were in the Qinling Mountains, news about Chang'an could still be passed on! So during the time they were rushing to Chang'an, they knew a lot about Xiao Han's every move.
Hearing Cheng Yaojin's question, Xiao Han rarely blushed: "Bah, bah, bah, I am also a Marquis! What is a monkey? Besides, the one I took was his own... not this one..."
"You... take other people's things and hit them in the face?"
Tang Jian, who had been by the side all the time, looked at Xiao Han and couldn't help but marveled: "I saw you were quite cautious in everything you did before. Why has everyone changed when you come back this time?"
What Tang Jian said is correct. Xiao Han's mood has indeed changed a lot since Qinling experienced life and death.
In the past, Xiao Han was cautious and cautious. No matter what happened, he always wanted to hide it behind his back. He always wanted to make a fortune in silence.
But after experiencing the life and death situation in Qinling Mountains, he suddenly realized a lot.
This world does not play out according to a script! No one can predict what tomorrow will be like! If this is the case, then why not let go of yourself and live a happy life?
Rubbing the extension board in his hand, Xiao Han thought about the rumors that had reached his ears before, and his slightly white lips slowly raised, revealing a very playful smile.
"After all, I am young and frivolous. No one would be surprised if I do something outrageous, right?"
"You were frivolous years ago? Hahaha..."
Liu Hongji looked at Xiao Han and was stunned for a moment, then laughed so loudly that he almost burst into tears. He also patted Xiao Han's shoulder hard while laughing, making him grin for a while.
"Yes, yes, you can't be called young if you are not frivolous! To be honest, Old Liu, what you did before made me feel very unhappy! Brothers, we must be straightforward! If we don't like it, we will scold him! I can't scold him.
, then let’s beat him! If Brother Xiao, you are worried that you can’t beat him, call me, Lao Liu, and beat him together!”
"Okay, I like to hear what Lao Liu says. Xiao Han, if you want to beat someone up, you must count me in!"
Before Liu Hongji finished speaking, Duan Zhixuan also came up. Not to mention, the two bare heads put together really looked like a braised egg suit.
