Huang You, the official spokesman for the Censor, was the one whom Liu Hongji had despised on the road just now.
At this time, he was full of evil fire. Seeing the uproar around him, he felt very happy! He saw the right moment and was about to stand up and go out of the queue, but unexpectedly he was pulled back violently by the person next to him.
"Old Huang, what are you doing?"
The person who pulled him was Liu Shende, the censor of the Censorship Station, who was also half of Huang You's superior. Seeing that Huang You looked wrong, he quickly grabbed him tightly.
Huang You turned around and saw that it was Liu Shende, but he was not too respectful. Instead, he said with a righteous look: "Master Liu, this son is causing mischief in front of the palace! In addition, he committed a crime on horseback a few days ago. I will wait for the news to start.
Is there any reason for Qi to turn a blind eye?"
Liu Shende frowned when he heard this. He knew what Huang You was thinking. He waited patiently for him to finish speaking, and then said to him in a serious voice: "Old Huang, as a colleague, I have to say a few words here."
! Before this son was not in the palace, we were all loyal to the Holy One! He was worthy of our official robes!
However, today is different! Not to mention the people he is close to, including His Highness, are back! Just look at what he held in his hand when he went to court today! He is here to establish his authority! I advise you
, don’t be such a pushover.”
Huang You is not blind, so he has naturally seen the exaggerated Wuban in Xiao Han's hand. However, he also has his own plan at this time.
Today's public officials have no power at all. They only rely on "dare to speak" to gain favor in front of the emperor! Even if what you say is wrong, at least you look familiar in front of the emperor, right?
As for the disagreement and the fight, Huang You was even more disapproving.
Everyone here knows that the feud between the beaten Xiangcheng Hou father and son and Xiao Han has long been forged! So it is reasonable for the conflict to occur!
I am just following the rules as usual, so I don’t believe that he dares to do something to me! After all, if everyone learns to do this, then what is the point of being an official? What kind of court meeting is it? Isn’t it more direct than who has the bigger fist?
Thinking of this, Huang You, who was afraid of missing the opportunity, shook his sleeves heavily and said in a cold voice: "Hmph! Let go! We, the public officials, should act as saints and face the truth! Eliminate the evils in the world! How can we shrink our heads for personal safety?
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Huang You's words scolded all the colleagues next to him! Even those who did good deeds without regard to themselves couldn't help but look askance at him!
As for Liu Shende, his face was even more disgusted, and he took his hand back unconsciously.
"Okay! You, Huang You, are a real man, but we are all cowards! Treat your kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs!"
Now there was no one to stop Huang You, so he couldn't wait to stand up from the futon, cupped his hands in front of Li Yuan, and said sternly: "Your Majesty, I impeach you for committing an act of misconduct in front of the Xiaohou Palace in Sanyuan County!"
"What??"
Huang You's sudden words attracted all the attention! Not only the ministers, but also Li Yuan looked at Huang You with a righteous face in a strange way.
You must know that in the early Tang Dynasty, the atmosphere in the court was still very loose. The status between the monarch and his ministers was not as polarized as it was in later generations. Otherwise, there would not be so many cases of ministers fighting in the court!
And what Huang You said about the lack of etiquette in front of the palace is even more of a joke! When the Ministry of Etiquette formulated it, even they themselves didn’t believe it! After all, these ministers dared to fight in front of the emperor! They were afraid of such a small mistake.
instrument?
In the silent hall, Huang You fully enjoyed the baptism of everyone's gaze. When he was so proud, he didn't realize that the fellow officials who were around him had carefully distanced themselves from him!
As for Liu Shende, who pulled him just now, he even moved behind a drowsy old man. I don’t know how he did it with just his butt.
In the silence, Xiao Han was the first to react. He smiled at Huang You and softly uttered a few words: "Am I disobedient? Then who do you think you are?"
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding people burst into laughter! Especially Liu Hongji and the others, they were beating the ground in an exaggerated manner. Changsun Wuji who was looking over there couldn't help but shake his head, looking quite helpless.
"You..." He never thought that Xiao Han would respond to him like this. Amidst the roar of laughter, Huang You's face flushed red, he pointed at Xiao Han and said angrily: "You are so rude!"
"Discourteous? The rude one is still behind?" Xiao Han thought secretly in his heart.
Liu Shende was right, Xiao Han did have plans to establish his authority today! After all, he was afraid that if he stayed at home for a long time, he would be thought of as a weakling who couldn't fight back or scolded him!
Now Huang You came up to him with a shy face, and if he didn't slap him hard a few times, he would be sorry for his cooperation!
Standing up from the futon politely and slowly, Xiao Han leaned on his crotch and cursed Huang You: "Fart! You didn't comb your comb! I used a comb to comb my hair several times today!"
At this time, Liu Hongji and the others were laughing so hard that they almost collapsed on the ground. Even Li Yuan who was sitting on the dragon throne couldn't help laughing.
This kid knows that even ten of him can't talk sense to officials like Huang You! Why would he just resort to nonsense and talk nonsense? I guess no one here can speak to this guy.
As he laughed more and more wildly, Huang You's old face turned from red to green, then slowly turned purple, and finally turned a little black...
However, after all, he had been in high and low officialdom for many years. After a while, he suppressed his anger and readjusted.
"Okay! Let's not hold back on the breach of etiquette in front of the palace! But a few days ago, you committed an attack on horseback, and at least many people were injured and killed. How can you explain it?!"
Huang You stared at Xiao Han and asked almost every word! He didn't believe that Xiao Han could still bend such an obvious thing!
Liu Hongji, who was sandwiched between Huang You and Xiao Han, heard this and slowly put away the smile on his face. When he was about to stand up, he was held back by Chai Shao next to him.
"Don't worry, you see that kid is confident, he can handle it on his own!" Chai Shao quietly pointed at Xiao Han, who looked calm. He had no doubts about Xiao Han's ability to solve this matter independently.
Here, Xiao Han picked his ears, stood there leaning on his Wuban and asked Huang You: "Oh... what is this gentleman's name?"
Huang You suppressed his anger and replied coldly: "Huang You!"
"Butter?" Xiao Han was stunned when he heard this, and for a moment he thought of steak... He coughed twice and suppressed this tempting thought.
"Ahem, Mr. Huang, didn't I just say a few words to your third concubine two days ago? Even if it's a little ambiguous, there's no need to hate me so much! No, let's all be brothers-in-law, so you're better off
I am fine too……"
When Xiao Han said this, his tone was extremely yin and yang! It was as if he had suffered a loss!
When Huang You heard this, his old face that had just calmed down instantly turned into a purple eggplant. The people around him were amazed. Was this man a chameleon in his previous life?
"Nonsense!"
Don’t die in silence, just explode in silence!
Huang You, who had suffered ten thousand critical blows to his soul today, finally broke out. He no longer mentioned that the speaker was not guilty, but roared and rushed towards Xiao Han!
After all, what Xiao Han just said was too lethal! I guess a man can't bear the "glory" with a green halo!
Now Huang You has been completely confused by Xiao Han and just wants to strangle this bastard alive to vent his hatred!
