"What are you doing?" Xiao Han looked at Xiaodong who rushed in the door strangely. There was no one around this early in the morning. Where did he go so crazy?
Xiaodong leaned against the door, took a deep breath, and then said to Xiao Han: "I...I just went to see Doctor Sun off, and I heard you calling me just after I came back from the stable!"
"Send it to Lao Sun? Oh, I should!"
After hearing this answer, Xiao Han's dissatisfaction with Xiaodong's appearance for so long immediately dissipated a lot.
Nodding and pointing to himself, Xiao Han asked Xiaodong: "Where is my outer robe? The one I wore last night, where did it go?"
"Your robe?" Xiaodong's eyes suddenly became very strange when Xiao Han asked about this!
After being stunned for a moment, Xiaodong asked Xiao Han carefully: "Master Hou, after you came back last night, you don't remember what happened?"
"Come back sitting on the bowl? Why don't I come back sitting on the pot! Stop talking nonsense, where are my clothes? Didn't you see that I was busy? I don't have any discernment at all!"
When Xiao Han saw that Xiaodong was not in a hurry to help him find clothes, but instead asked such a strange question, his tone suddenly became unkind.
I still have a headache, who has time to joke with you?!
"I came back last night...not from sitting on the bowl..."
Xiaodong was used to Xiao Han's unreasonable speech. He explained in a dumbfounded way, and then grinned and made an expression that was uglier than crying:
"Master Marquis, don't look for that piece of clothing. You can't get it back. It was thrown into the Cuiyun Tower a long time ago..."
"What is Cuiyun Tower? What do you do? Sell radishes?"
When Xiao Han heard the name Xiaodong said, he immediately thought of Teacher Zhao Lirong's gathering of talents... While he felt funny, he felt more and more strange in his heart.
Didn't I have a good time drinking in the restaurant last night? Why did I hear what Xiaodong meant and then ran outside? Then why didn't I have any impression?
Seeing Xiao Han looking at him with suspicion, Xiaodong's fair face turned red, as if he was embarrassed and said coquettishly: "Well, Cuiyun Tower doesn't buy carrots, it sells smiles... It's right here
Next to the restaurant where you are drinking is a brothel!"
"What? Brothel?!"
Before Xiaodong finished speaking, Xiao Han's voice suddenly jumped up an octave, almost scaring Xiaodong so much that he jumped to the rafters!
Fortunately, there are not many people here in Chang'an Old House. Otherwise, we would have had to recruit half the people in the yard just now!
"A brothel? How could I go to a place like that?! It's broken! Did I suffer a loss?"
After screaming, Xiao Han didn't bother to look at Xiaodong. Instead, he fell down on the stool! His hands kept groping around his body.
I... this is my first time! You wouldn’t just give it to those brothel girls in such a daze! You didn’t even get a red envelope back. Isn’t this a huge loss?
"Master Hou...are you saying that you suffered a loss?"
Xiaodong picked his ears and looked at Xiao Han dumbfounded, as if he had been wronged a lot!
He has seen shameless people, but he has never seen such shameless people! Who was it last night who was crying and shouting that he was going to a brothel, how could he eat everything and then refuse to admit it?
"Nonsense! Is it not me who is at a disadvantage or those women in the brothel? I am still a virgin..."
Halfway through speaking angrily, Xiao Han suddenly closed his mouth as if he remembered something!
After all, for a man, no matter which dynasty he is in, being a virgin is definitely not something worth boasting about!
"Master Marquis, what did you just say...?"
Xiaodong was so shocked by the scream just now that his ears were still ringing. He didn't hear clearly what Xiao Han said just now, so he subconsciously asked him.
Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Xiaodong's question, his mind was spinning rapidly, and he continued abruptly: "I mean, he is a good man who doesn't panic when doing things, and stays calm when he is pregnant!"
"Cough cough... cough cough..."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, a series of rapid coughs sounded from Xiaodong's mouth, causing Xiao Han to immediately glare at him!
Looking at Xiao Han, who had several pimples on his face red due to anger, Xiaodong really wanted to swear to God that he definitely didn't mean to laugh at Xiao Han! Instead, he really had an itchy throat and coughed,
It can't stop yet!
"Shut up!!!" Xiao Han stared at Xiaodong with dagger-like eyes. If eyes could kill, Xiaodong would definitely have a row of transparent holes in his body!
Xiaodong bent over and waved his hands feebly: "Ahem... I'm sorry, Mr. Hou, my throat is uncomfortable... Ahem... I'll be fine after just coughing for a while!"
"Suffering from sore throat?!" Xiao Han gritted his teeth and said, "I have a very effective treatment, do you want to try it?"
"Ahem... No, I can, I can bear it!" Looking at Xiao Han's gloomy look, Xiaodong shivered all over!
He is not stupid, and he knows that his master's treatment method will definitely not be too wonderful.
"Then go and find me some clothes first [Doudou Novels www.thedu.cc]! Tell me in detail what happened last night!"
Kicking Xiaodong on the butt and watching him hurriedly run out of the room, Xiao Han suddenly felt that what happened last night must not be too ordinary...
Just when Xiaodong was anxiously looking for clothes for Xiao Han, the county official of Wannian County, Mr. Zhou!
At this moment, he is sitting in the Wannian County Government Office, his eyes are dull, his expression is dull, and he is looking at a newspaper in his hand stupidly!
Just last night, in Pingkangfang under his jurisdiction!
A group of thugs openly robbed the property title of a restaurant! Then instead of running away, they went to the Cuiyun Building next door to celebrate! Then they smashed a fine guqin, some vases and ornaments, as well as tables, chairs and benches.
Countless!
They found out the brothel girl's contract of sale and burned it. The turtle man who was in a hurry to stop him got a black eye! That's not all! As soon as he started to curse, he was pressed to the ground and there were turtles all over the floor.
Climb, even if you crawl slowly...
As for the old madam in the brothel, she was even worse! Tea was poured all over her head and face, and the nails on her hands that had been preserved for many years were also chopped off with a knife! It is said that even the fingers were chopped off by a small margin.
!
Mr. Liu, who was laughing and talking about romance in the brothel, couldn't bear to see the censor Zhongcheng. He only said one sentence and was kicked from the second floor. He is still unconscious to this day!
When the accompanying Jiang Yuanwailang saw that something was not going well, everyone hid under the bed. Suddenly, he was pulled out by a bearded man and carried all over the building in public. You must know that this Yuanwailang was naked at the time...
"Hey...why am I so impatient!!! Why did I rush to report that Xiao Han was fined when I heard he was fined? Why can't I stay sick for two more days?!"
After a long time, Magistrate Zhou in the county government let out a painful *! All the government officials who heard this, including Monk Zhang Er, were confused!
What's wrong with my master? Why are you sighing so early in the morning?
