"That's not true...Besides, even if you want to buy it, you don't have the money on hand..."
Hearing this answer, Xiao Han breathed a sigh of relief.
He also thought that he had suppressed it for too long and released himself violently! Now it seems that he still has some sense!
However, this feeling didn't seem to last long. Xiaodong's next words almost made Xiao Han faint on the spot...
Xiaodong clasped his fingers in the carriage and said to Xiao Han: "After pressing the fingerprints, Mr. Hou, you started shouting that you want to go to the brothel! Mr. Xue Shou looked very unhappy and scolded you! But soon it was over.
You were hugged by General Liu Hongji, and then you insisted on inviting your uncle to drink, so you poured him half a jar of wine..."
"Ahem, cough, cough... I poured half a jar of wine into Xue Shou?" Xiao Han stared at Xiaodong with a pair of bull's eyes, and Xiao Han almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot!
In front of my uncle, I said I wanted to visit a brothel? My uncle stopped me, but I dared to retaliate?!
It’s over, it’s over, it’s all over now!
Thinking that the carriage was heading towards Xue Mansion, Xiao Han had the urge to stop the carriage and turn back immediately!
"Then, what did we do next?"
For a long time, Xiao Han in the carriage slowly held his head and let out a painful *! Now that things have happened, there is no use in escaping! Now he just wants to know what he did next and whether there is anything more outrageous.
thing!
"Then……"
Xiaodong swallowed, his face turned a little red, and Xiao Han was trembling in his heart! What did he do?
"After you got Mr. Xue drunk, you went to the brothel next door..."
"Wait! Stop talking, I remembered it!"
Xiaodong recalled what happened last night and was about to elaborate, but the scene from last night suddenly appeared in Xiao Han's mind! Shocked, he quickly stopped Xiaodong and tried to recall those scenes one by one.
In his mind, the memory fragments he lost last night were like countless butterflies, chaotically combining together, making his brain feel like it was about to explode!
Xiao Han vaguely remembered that last night, he and Xiao Lizi's gang formed what could be called the most luxurious brothel tour group in history!
This team, which included the future emperor, generals, and prime ministers of the Tang Dynasty, stormed into the brothel next door to the restaurant.
I can’t think clearly about the specific things after that, and there may be some memory fragments!
What Xiao Han remembered most was that there was a woman playing the piano in the hall on the first floor. When he entered, his eyes immediately straightened out!
But instead of looking at the woman, I saw the guqin...
He had learned the guqin from Sun Simiao for so long, but no one showed it off! Today, under the influence of alcohol, Xiao Han staggered over, pushed the girl away, and sat in front of the guqin...
"Haha... I'm happy today! I'll play a song for everyone! Show your ugliness, show your ugliness!"
It was said that he was showing off his embarrassment, but Xiao Han had no sense of shame at all. He immediately stretched out his hand to play on the piano! It is said that he couldn't play in tune when he was awake, let alone when he was drunk!
The hall of the brothel was suddenly filled with noises like playing cotton. Except for Xiao Lizi and the others, who applauded, everyone else moved aside, and some even covered their ears!
This is what it feels like when a bunch of wild boars are thrust into a cornfield! Seeing that some guests could no longer bear it and wanted to leave, the turtle man immediately came over with a smile on his face, hoping to get these drunken men to leave the hall and go to their rooms so as not to disturb others. The elegance!
As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, Duan Zhixuan punched him in the face!
"What? Drive him out! I've been visiting brothels since I was a child, and no one dares to say that I should drive him out!"
Mr. Turtle was a little stunned by the punch. When he came to his senses, he jumped on his feet and cursed a word, when Liu Hongji swept his legs and knocked him to the ground. He then sat on him.
"Mr. Turtle? Come on, come on, drag your Grandpa Liu around twice, hahaha..."
When the old madam who just came down from the second floor saw this situation, he immediately concluded that this group of people came here deliberately to cause trouble! He didn't care about anything else and rushed over screaming!
As a result, before she even got close, someone in the group slapped her like a spinning top!
There is no such thing as a good madam in the world!
Although she was feeling dizzy from being slapped, when she came to her senses, she immediately shouted in a pig-like voice: "Come here! Come quickly! These people are ruining the place, hurry up and get rid of them" Come on, mother! Do you usually have free food to support you?"
It's not uncommon for fights to happen in this brothel.
The old madam has encountered people who get drunk and act crazy, people who snatch girls from each other, and people who come here to eat, drink and sleep for free. The old madam has also dealt with them!
But it was the first time in his life that he dared to hit her as soon as he came up! How could the old madam, who usually dominated the brothel, bear this anger? She immediately started calling out to the thugs raised by her family!
But, she would never have imagined it!
The people standing in front of her today are definitely not the crazy drunks she met before!
Except for Xiao Han, if anyone here is picked out at random, they will be at least a hundred enemies!
If it weren't for bullying a woman too much, just like that just now, it would have been a dream for the madam to get up!
Five or six thugs rushed over, glanced at Xiao Han and the others, and without even saying harsh words, they rushed forward with sticks in hand!
Although they are small in number, they are not afraid of dealing with a group of unarmed drunkards! After all, they are all good at fighting bad battles!
However, today they rushed up quickly and flew back even faster! These people didn't even see who had moved their hands, and they had already flown backwards, knocking down a piece of the table, dishes, and chopsticks!
It was only then that those who had been watching the excitement realized that this matter seemed to be a big deal!
Immediately taking advantage of the chaos, they all ran away without even paying their night wages! They all ran faster than rabbits! Even if the madam screamed at the back, no one looked back!
If there was such a big noise on the first floor, it would naturally be heard on the second floor.
The young master of the Censor family was disturbed at the critical moment and ran out of the room disheveled. As soon as he shouted downstairs: I am the Censor, he was spotted by Xiao Han who was sitting in front of the guqin and laughing.
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Censor? Isn’t that just Yan Guan! Those bunch of talkative people?
In the past two days, Xiao Han has been angry with those bastards! Today, with the help of alcohol, he immediately called the people around him and rushed to the second floor together, and threw the young man from the railing alive!
As for Jiang Yuanwailang? He is definitely unlucky!
When poor Mr. Liu was thrown downstairs by shouts of "one, two, three", he screamed desperately: "Brother Jiang, help me!"
As a result, Jiang Yuanwailang, who was covered in blood, was in bad luck! He was "invited" from under the bed by Cheng Yaojin! After showing off to the public on the second floor, he was also thrown downstairs in a gorgeous manner...
After finishing all this, Xiao Han still felt that it was not enough!
He remembered Xiao Lian's pitiful experience, and he just kept doing nothing. He found all the prostitution contracts of the girls and burned them all! It was considered a "good thing"!
Seeing the girls in the building being excited or crying, Xiao Han looked up to the sky and smiled, and followed Xiao Lizi and the others out of the smoky brothel.
Of course, beating up a few Wuhou who came to ask questions on the way is really a trivial matter and not worth mentioning!
