Chapter six hundred and thirty fourth feast of ministers
"What should I do? Disobey my orders? Is such a bloody plot going to happen to me?"
A bold idea appeared in Xiao Han's mind, but it was overthrown by him in just a moment.
In Chinese history, the supremacy of monarchy is the most basic common sense. Opposing the emperor, especially the founding emperor...
There are really not many people who end up well! He is still young, and he still has a lot of youth to waste... He doesn't want to be pushed to the market entrance to chop off his head for fun...
"How about agreeing first and then getting into a bad relationship and getting divorced?"
Thinking about the scene in later generations where there were more divorce offices than marriage offices in the Civil Affairs Bureau, Xiao Han's eyes suddenly lit up!
This one seems to be much more reliable than the one just now! Neither of them can be offended! Even the emperor can't control the relationship between husband and wife!
Xiao Han only felt that this method would become more feasible the more he thought about it! When he had even thought of the reasons for divorce, Chai Shao's faint voice suddenly sounded in his ears:
"Hey, you kid, don't think too much! Who told you that you can quit after marrying a princess? You don't even think about who her father is? Since ancient times, this princess has never been divorced, only widowed..."
"ah?"
Xiao Han stared at Chai Shao, his mouth opened wider than a hippopotamus. Just when he was about to ask him how he knew what he was thinking, Chai Shao forcibly pulled Xiao Han back to his position, glared and lectured:
"Okay! I'm scaring you. Do you know how many people want to marry a princess but can't?!"
Xiao Han grimaced: "I don't want to be that troublesome son-in-law. I heard that the princess wants to live in a princess mansion. Even everything has to be managed, and I don't dare to find a younger one. I live like a eunuch! Eh!
?You...why don’t you look pretty?”
As soon as these idiotic words came out of his mouth, Xiao Han wanted to slap himself!
Who are these people around me? They are all princes-in-law! Wasn’t what I said just pointing at the monk and scolding the bald man?
"Ahem...I'm not talking about you! Ahem...Why is the moon so round tonight?"
Looking at Xiao Han who was talking nonsense, Chai Shao immediately couldn't laugh or cry.
Brother, why don't you find a more reliable excuse?! We are in the house, how can we see the moon?
Besides, today is New Year’s Eve! Even if you stand outside, there is no moon!
Shaking his head, Chai Shao glared at Xiao Han and said, "You! You took the rumors you heard from nowhere and took them seriously! We and the princess...forget it! I'm too lazy to tell you! Let me tell you, your majesty kissed you here,
It doesn’t mean anything, it’s just that there is a vacancy here when arranging seats! It seems a bit awkward. At that time, I told His Majesty that we have more Tang Marquises than dogs, so pick any one and put it here to maintain the formation. As a result, you are the dog.
,No, Mr. Hou!"
"Oh~ you didn't tell me earlier!"
After hearing Chai Shao's explanation, Xiao Han finally felt relieved!
Although I was a little unhappy that he lumped me in with that screaming creature, I forgive him because he didn't beat me just now!
While Xiao Han and Chai Shao were talking, the servants in the palace also finished setting the tables and began to leave. Then, rows of palace maids holding dishes and bowls came in from the outside and began to place the tables one by one.
Place food.
However, at this time, Xiao Han happened to spot Liu Hongji, who was two rows away from him! The two of them were busy winking and didn't pay attention to these things.
"Master Hou, please use it slowly~"
Just as he made a face at Liu Hongji, a soft voice suddenly sounded in Xiao Han's ears. Hearing this, Xiao Han was startled and turned around hurriedly.
"Pfft..."
How could the palace maid who was pouring wine for Xiao Han have thought that Xiao Han was making a face? She couldn't hold it back immediately and burst out laughing! But soon she suppressed her smile, covered her face with her pink sleeves, and hurriedly retreated.
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"I'll go, beautiful lady! At least ninety points! What a pity. What a pity!" Xiao Han looked straight at the retreating maid, still shouting regrets in his heart!
I don’t know whether it’s a pity that I scared people away, or a pity that such a beautiful girl was taken over by this old man Li Yuan!
To be honest, Xiao Han has been to the palace a lot, but he really doesn't have many opportunities to see palace maids. But every time he sees them, they are all of average or above-average status!
I don’t know where the emperor collected so many beauties! No wonder everyone in the world wants to be the emperor! With this advantage, Xiao Han really wants to have a taste of the three thousand beauties in the harem.
"Tsk, tsk, there are so many beauties, can the emperor sleep through it? Can't you give us a few as benefits?" Looking at a beauty walking in front of him, Xiao Han's eyes almost followed her!
Of course, this doesn’t mean that Xiao Han is shameless! As a man, who doesn’t like to see beautiful women? Stand up and take a look?!
Besides, Xiao Han was looking at her with admiration! It was definitely not like some pervert here, who almost put his furry paws on the girl’s waist!
Not like those hypocritical civil servants opposite, who all pretend to be gentlemen to their faces! Wait until the girl turns around and leaves, then stares at her gourd-like butt and swallows...
"Let us raise a toast together! I wish His Majesty a long and prosperous life!"
After three dishes were served, the palace maids left one after another. At this time, I don't know who shouted such a shout! Immediately, all the officials stood up, raised their wine glasses, and toasted to Li Yuan.
Li Yuan, who was sitting behind Long An, looked down with a smile on his face. Then he raised his glass high and said, "Let's drink together!" He raised his neck and drank the wine in one gulp.
"Your Majesty has a great capacity for drinking!"
"good!"
Along with a few sporadic cheers, the officials in the hall also raised their glasses and drank together.
However, Xiao Han didn't realize until then that the drink he wanted to drink with turned out to be a heavy bronze jue!
Drinking with this thing that he had only seen on TV and in museums before, Xiao Han felt awkward even after tossing and changing several positions.
Because as long as he moves a little bit louder, the pair of small columns on the Bronze Lord will poke straight into his nostrils... and he will be stabbed*...
"What is this? Designed by that 250-year-old designer? How come it wasn't beaten to death?"
After finally finishing the glass of wine, Xiao Han's nose turned red! He was so angry that he almost dropped the glass on the spot! He even cursed the designer of this thing bloody!
Chai Shao's seat was closest to Xiao Han. Hearing Xiao Han's complaint, he couldn't help but gloated and pointed at him and said: "Hahahaha, you are angry after using it just once? Save it, you will use it more often in the future.
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Xiao Han also heard Chai Shao's words at this time, and turned around angrily and asked: "Brother Chai! Hasn't this thing been eliminated a long time ago? Why is it still in use now?! It's so heavy, and it can't hold anything bigger. How can it be used?"
