Gouzi clasped his hands behind his back. Although he was worried about the task sent by the Marquis, he still pretended to be looking at the goods and walked into the shed swaggeringly.
"Pah chi..."
No one expected that the first time he opened the door, the dog would step into a pile of cow dung. The dealer could not help but shrink his neck and look at the dog with sympathy on his face.
By the way, this young man’s shoes look extremely cheap...
"My poor new shoes..."
The dog pulled the shoe out of the cow dung without tears. The dog was in the same mood as a sunken dog!
This pair of shoes was newly bought by him with military pay during the Chinese New Year. Today is only the third day of wearing them!
"Don't panic, don't panic! The Marquis's matters are more important!"
He took a few deep breaths and tried to comfort his injured heart! The dog then wiped the dirt on his shoes on the withered grass nearby and continued walking towards the group of cattle.
At this time, the cattle dealer did not follow up to introduce him. Instead, he leaned on the wooden fence, touched his chin and looked at the dog carefully.
After working in this business for so many years, dealers can tell some clues between real buyers and fake buyers.
The young man in front of me, just look at the way he is dressed and the way he walks!
It is still possible for such a person to buy a horse, but to buy a cow? Just save it, he is not a farmer!
What, you don’t believe it? Have you ever seen a cow buyer who didn’t look at the teeth first, but kept looking under the cow’s belly skin? Can you tell anything?
"Hello……"
Just when the cattle dealer frowned and was still thinking about what this person was doing, the dog in the shed shouted first.
"Ah? Sir, what are your orders?"
Although it is unlikely that this person will buy cattle, doing business requires a smile, so when Gouzi called him, the cattle dealer quickly smiled and bowed his hand to him.
"I can't tell you the instructions, but are your cows old? Why don't you even have some milk?!"
"ah?"
Hearing Gouzi's question, the cattle dealer was obviously stunned! He stared blankly at Gouzi who was squatting next to a big ox!
"Ah what?! I'm asking you a question! I've squeezed so many times! How come there's not even a drop of water coming out?!"
Gouzi felt a little unhappy when he saw the cattle dealer looking at him stupidly.
Although he had never raised a cow, he had seen someone milking a cow when he was very young.
I can't remember the movements clearly, but it seems like this! Could it be that I used too little force?
Thinking of this, Gouzi couldn't help but increase his strength on his hands.
"Moo..."
Suddenly, a deep cow roar suddenly sounded in the shed!
The poor dog didn't react yet! He just felt a heavy blow on his body!
Immediately afterwards, the whole person was like a gourd rolling on the ground, crackling and rolling from the innermost part of the shed to the door of the shed before barely stopping.
“Holy shit!!!”
The pain in his waist was extremely severe! Coupled with the dizziness from rolling just now, the dog screamed several times with difficulty! The cattle dealer recovered from his dumbfounded state, rushed into the shed, and lifted Xiaodong from the ground.
Help me up!
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Are you okay?"
The cattle dealer asked eagerly while supporting the dog! However, looking at the corner of his mouth that twitched from time to time, it was clear that this guy could hardly hold back his smile!
At this time, the dog's body was covered with feces and cement! Even his head had a bunch of grass clippings stuck in it!
If you go begging, you probably don’t even need to put on makeup! Find a broken bowl and squat against the wall, and business will come to you!
There's nothing I can do, it's too miserable~
"Ahem..."
Leaning against the railing, he coughed violently twice. The dog's eyes were red. After he had rested his strength, he immediately grabbed the cattle dealer's neck and asked fiercely: "It's okay! You're celebrating the New Year here."
Try rolling around twice! What the hell are you?! Why are you kicking people!"
The cattle dealer probably didn't expect Gouzi to be like this, and was caught off guard! Moreover, Gouzi had been training in the army for almost a year, and his hands were extremely powerful! The cattle dealer was grabbed by his collar.
It's hard to breathe!
His face turned red from suppressing the pain! The cattle dealer grabbed his hands and finally managed to open Gouzi's hand a little, and reluctantly shouted: "Your Majesty! I have something to say! I have something to say!"
However, where has Gouzi ever suffered such a loss? With a wave of his hands, he threw the cattle dealer aside!
After spitting fiercely, Gouzi pointed at the big ox that had just kicked him and cursed: "Bah! There's nothing wrong with that! I didn't do anything, I just milked it, and your cow just
I kicked like this! Tell me what to do!"
The cattle trader who was thrown aside hurriedly regained his composure. After hearing Gouzi's words, he said to him with a bit of laughter and laughter: "Your Majesty! We have to be reasonable, right? It was you who provoked the cow first, and then it kicked you.
!Besides, if you want to see if you can squeeze out milk, you have to choose the right cow? The one just now is not a cow..."
"It's not a cow! Ahem...you mean..." Gouzi was confident in the first half of the sentence, but when he came to the end, he suddenly thought of something, and his eyes suddenly opened wider than that innocent cow!
He looked at the dealer stupidly.
The cattle dealer nodded sympathetically to Gouzi, with an indescribable expression on his face: "Yes, this is a bull! You just squeezed..."
"Ugh... stop talking! Stop talking!"
Just when someone wanted to chop off his claws and throw them away, in the Xiao Mansion, Butler Lu had already looked at the door several times.
"Why doesn't this damn bitch come back, Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu! Tell your brother to go out and look for him!"
He yelled at a little girl with pigtails in the yard! Butler Lu sighed, and asked Xiaodong to go to the drugstore to buy hove seeds, which was what Xiao Han had just remembered to give.
"Hey, I don't know why the Marquis wants these things!" Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Butler Lu glanced at the courtyard door again, and was about to raise his leg to ask Xiao Han what he should do if he didn't have milk.
, but suddenly saw a guy with disheveled hair and a smelly body rushing into the house!
"Where are the people! Are they all dead? Why did the beggar come in! Get them out quickly!!!"
Seeing the beggar heading straight towards him, Butler Lu, who was already so angry that he almost fainted out of breath! He roared and asked people to come over, ready to throw the beggar out of the Hou Mansion!
"Lu...Butler Lu! It's me!"
At the critical moment, "Begging Soo'er" spoke, and not only did he speak, he also deliberately lifted his hair so that Butler Lu could see his face clearly!
"You...are you a dog?!" Butler Lu stared at him for a long time, and finally recognized that this extremely embarrassed guy was actually a dog! He was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, and he quickly grabbed him and asked: "
What's wrong with you? How did you end up like this!!"
