The fool was like a moth rushing to the flames, facing the sharp steel knife without hesitation.
Time seems to have stopped at this moment!
Everything in front of Xiao Han's eyes was like a fully loaded movie reel, changing frame by frame.
At this moment, he even forgot that he was supposed to run away!
The steel knife was suddenly swung down, and time returned to normal.
"Bang..." a dull sound echoed back and forth in the empty alley...
The whole world is quiet!
Xiao Han fell weakly to the ground, staring blankly ahead, letting tears fall like rain on his face.
"Stupid..."
The sadness reached the extreme, but Xiao Han did not become hysterical. His voice was still the same, but the sadness in it was so thick that anyone could feel it.
"Hey..." Someone next to him replied in a low voice. From the sound of his voice, you could tell that he was a fool.
"Why are you so stupid?! You have to use your head to block the knife. If your arm falls off, I will take care of you. If your head falls off..."
Hearing this familiar voice, Xiao Han didn't react for a while. He muttered and continued talking halfway, then suddenly felt something was wrong, and then raised his head sharply! The movement was so big that people worried that his head would suddenly fall off.
Come down!
But how could Xiao Han care about this at this time? Through his blurred eyes, under the dim starlight, he could vaguely see the stupid man whose body and head should have been separated, looking at him with a strange expression on his face.
And the Marquis Wu who was holding the sword just now also saluted him with a flattering face.
"What's going on?! I just had a hallucination, and now I have a vision?!"
Xiao Han rubbed his eyes vigorously in disbelief. Xiao Han stared at everything in front of him in stunned silence, feeling a sense of unreality in his heart.
"Is it possible that I was drunk and haven't woken up yet, and this is all in a dream?!"
Suddenly thinking of this possibility in his mind, Xiao Han reached out his hand decisively and pinched his leg hard! He didn't retract his hand angrily until he heard the scream of a fool like a pig being killed.
"Yeah! He looks very painful! It seems like he's not dreaming!"
At this time, in front of Xiao Han, Lao Wang was looking at the people in front of him with black lines on his head!
He had just followed the mysterious man's instructions and was going to jump out and pretend to meet by chance, and then find a way to send Xiao Han home. His mission would be completed.
However, everything went smoothly before! But he forgot a very important issue!
At the other end of the alley, there are two people, Xie Laosan and Liu Laowu!
Moreover, because the alley was deep, no one, including him, noticed these two people. It was not known when the cat came behind Xiao Han and the others!
Therefore, it was not until Xie Laosan and Liu Laowu saw Lao Wang jumping out and preparing to cooperate with Lao Wang to take down Xiao Han and the three of them in one fell swoop that Lao Wang suddenly discovered them!
At that time, when I saw the two men swinging their swords, I almost scared Lao Wang to death!
Because, from the mysterious man's mouth, he already knew Xiao Han's identity!
For this man, not to mention being hacked to death, he would probably only get a few bruises on his skin... These two bastards have to clean their butts and wait to be imprisoned!
So at that moment, he didn't even bother to scream! He rushed forward like crazy and knocked poor Xie Laosan unconscious with the blade of his knife...
As for Liu Laowu on the side, when his boss suddenly attacked Xie Laosan, he was so stunned that he didn't even know the knife fell to the ground!
But this way, it would save Lao Wang from knocking him out again.
Facing Xiao Han, who looked confused, Lao Wang told him roughly what happened just now.
Of course, he didn't say anything that shouldn't have been said.
"Oh, he thought the three of us were thieves, so you had no choice but to hurt him? As for the idiot, he didn't block the knife at all?"
Looking back at Xie Laosan who was lying on the ground with a big purple bump on his head, Xiao Han couldn't help but shudder, how painful it was...
"Master Hou, how about we go back first!" Seeing Xiao Han still thoughtful, Xiaodong and Lengzi couldn't wait any longer.
Because, just now they made such a big noise, there were already many dogs barking around them.
And if you listen carefully, you can hear bursts of footsteps coming from the high walls on both sides, as if someone is coming out to investigate the situation!
"Yes! Leave quickly. If you manage to escape, you will die if you are caught again!"
After hearing what the two of them said, Xiao Han also woke up at this time, trembled violently, stood up and was about to run away!
"Master Hou, wait!"
Lao Wang on the side saw that Xiao Han was about to run away without saying a word, so he quickly chased after him: "Master Hou, it's late at night and the gates are closed! It's troublesome for you to go out! Why don't you let me lead the way instead?
I have been patrolling in Chang'an for many years, and I am quite familiar with the nearby terrain!"
"Um..." Xiao Han glanced at Lao Wang, hesitated and asked, "What about your brother who fainted?"
"This is not a problem!" When Lao Wang heard that Xiao Han wanted to agree, he was immediately overjoyed and quickly ordered Liu Lao Wu, who had been sleepwalking: "Lao Wu, Lao Wu! Don't stand there stupidly for a while.
You are responsible for sending Lao Xie home and letting his mother-in-law take care of him! I will send Mr. Hou back to his house right away and will be back soon, you know?"
Poor Liu Laowu is so confused that he has no idea about the current situation. He only nodded subconsciously when he heard the boss's orders!
"Okay, lead the way! It's best not to be seen!"
Hearing the sound of doors opening around him, Xiao Han became anxious and quickly pushed Lao Wang into the alley!
He is not stupid. If he walks out of the alley at this time, he will definitely meet someone from the Chai family! By then, all the hard work tonight will be in vain!
"Then Lord Marquis, please follow closely!"
Carefully stepping over Xie Laosan, Lao Wang began to trot along the alley with Xiao Han in a familiar manner.
As for Lao Wang, he is worthy of having been around Chang'an City for many years, and his ability to lead is much better than Xiaodong's.
Taking Xiao Han and others with him, they walked through the streets and alleys. Although they encountered several waves of night watchmen in the middle, the familiar old Wang stepped forward to say hello, and no one came to question him again, which really saved Xiao.
It takes a lot of effort.
The journey went smoothly. The few people walked for more than half an hour and finally arrived at the door of Xiao Han's house.
Looking at the familiar red lacquer door in front of him, Xiao Han felt like tears were filling his eyes.
I’m finally home, I don’t need to be hangovered by those animals anymore…
"You fool, knock on the door!"
In fact, without Xiao Han's instructions, the idiot had already rushed up the steps and knocked hard on the door. The knocking on the door was particularly harsh in the night.
After a few moments, an angry shout came from inside the door:
"Who is it? Are you feeling full after eating? Are you knocking on the door at night?"
The concierge opened the side door and was about to scold this guy for disturbing his dreams, but unexpectedly he saw Xiao Han and the others. For a moment, his eyes widened.
