"You have a brain disease, and your whole family has a brain disease!"
Xiaodong had a black line on his head! If his feet hadn't been numb from being stepped on by Xiao Han, he would have wanted to put the sole of his shoe on the butler's face!
As the housekeeper entered Xue's house, Xiao Han followed him into his own house, which made no difference!
He really wanted to fly to Xue Pan right now, but in the end he resisted this idea and went to say hello to the old lady first.
The old lady who was worshiping Buddha in the Buddhist hall was naturally happy when she saw Xiao Han coming.
After so many things happened, Xiao Han was completely accepted by her as her son-in-law, and now she is becoming more and more satisfied with him.
He asked Xiao Han to talk a few words about home affairs, but Xiao Han looked restless and answered several times in a tactless manner, which made the old lady smile secretly in her heart.
"Okay, go and see Pan'er, she's been missing you a lot these days!"
"okay!"
Good guy, Xiao Han answered the other questions fluently, but as soon as the old lady said this, he answered it as soon as possible!
After leaving the old lady's door, Xiao Han went directly through the house and entered the house, ran all the way to the back garden, and then went in towards Xue Pan's embroidery building.
Xue Shou, who had just received the news and came in a hurry, didn't even see Xiao Han's shadow. He only heard bursts of laughter coming from the embroidery building! He was so angry that his teeth started to itch downstairs, and he barely rolled up his sleeves.
Go upstairs and throw this guy out of the window!
Happy time always flies by, especially when a man and woman are passionately in love. It feels like the sky outside has turned dark before they have even said a few words.
"Xiao Han?"
"What's wrong?"
"You go out for a while first."
"Why?"
"...You should go out first anyway!"
They were having a good chat just now, but unexpectedly they were locked out in the blink of an eye. Looking at the closed door, Xiao Han couldn't even figure out why.
"Is this the legendary woman's heart, the sea needle?"
He couldn't think clearly and he didn't open the door, so Xiao Han had to go downstairs.
Speaking of which, he hadn't even eaten lunch at this time. He didn't notice anything when the beauty was there just now, but now that he was rejected, his stomach immediately rebelled!
He hurried to the kitchen and knew the cooks inside. These people had all studied with the fat cook for a while. To be honest, Xiao Han could still be their master.
"Hou..."
The cook with a big head and thick neck was shocked when he saw Xiao Han coming. He was about to say hello, but he was interrupted by him!
"What the hell! Get something to eat quickly, I'm starving!"
"Okay, please!"
The cook had also lived in Sanyuan County, and knew that the Marquis never acted according to common sense! Seeing that his eyes were shining with hunger, without saying a word, he immediately trotted out a pot of pig's trotters from the cupboard and placed it on Xiao
In front of Han's face, it's red and oily, and it makes me want to eat!
When Xiao Han saw this, he was not polite. He washed his hands in the basin on the side. He picked up the pig's trotters and the hungry tiger pounced on them. The lion shook his head! The food tasted sweet.
"How does it taste? Would you like some wine?" A voice came from outside the door with a flat tone.
Xiao Han lowered his head and chewed to his heart's content. After hearing the words, he said vaguely: "That's okay! It's just right to relieve the greasiness! But just steam the wine, you can get two kilograms of grape wine..."
Speaking of this, Xiao Han suddenly felt something was wrong. Why did that voice just now sound so much like that of his uncle?
Slowly raising his head, Xiao Han still had a piece of pigskin hanging from the corner of his mouth. He looked at the door stupidly, and saw Xue Shou, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot...
The sun sets over the western mountains and the lanterns begin to shine.
The annual Shangyuan Festival in Chang'an is considered to be the busiest time.
The Shangyuan Festival gradually became popular among the people after Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty adopted the alchemist Miao Ji's request and designated the fifteenth day of the first lunar month as a day for worshiping the "Taiyi" god.
Later, when Buddhism was introduced to the Central Plains, those monks who were good at changing specially combined the custom of lighting lanterns and worshiping Buddha with it. From then on, setting off lanterns and making wishes became the most distinctive activities of the Lantern Festival.
Chang'an City, Zhuque Street.
A young man and woman held hands tightly and moved forward with difficulty with the crowd, guarded by several men around them.
"Xiao Han, look! That lantern tree is so tall!"
"Wow! There are monkeys there, so cute!"
Perhaps it was because he hadn’t been out for a long time, but Xue Pan was particularly excited today! Within a moment, Xiao Han’s little hand was filled with sweat!
"Auntie, slow down! Aren't you afraid of being taken advantage of?!"
Compared with the cheerful Xue Pan, Xiao Han has no intention of appreciating the beautiful scenery now. His eyes are like those of a stalker. Once he finds out who looks at Xue Pan a second time, he will immediately glare at them!
In the afternoon, Xue Pan pushed him out of the room for no other reason than to dress up!
It is said that a woman likes her appearance, but after Xiao Han was severely punished by Xue Shou and dragged his exhausted body to see Xue Pan, he almost resurrected with full health and transformed into a moonlit wolf!
Speaking of which, Xiao Han, who has experienced Internet bombardment, has definitely seen many beauties of all kinds! But tonight's Xue Pan was so beautiful that he felt suffocated!
She wore a long white dress, and only a light layer of powder was applied to her delicate face.
She has slender eyebrows and a bit of shyness in her clear, watery eyes.
When Xue Pan dressed like this stood in front of Xiao Han, the first thought in Xiao Han's mind was the fairy who descended to the mortal world!
There is no doubt that Xue Pan's appearance has changed since she left the house.
The men along the way, from old to young, looked at her with abnormal eyes!
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"What did you just say?"
Because of the noise of people around, Xue Pan, who was walking in front of Xiao Han, didn't hear clearly what he just said, so she turned around and asked him playfully.
Seeing the incomparably beautiful Xue Pan, Xiao Han felt lost in his heart and suddenly couldn't bear to spoil her interest.
"Hey, since you didn't hear it just now, just pretend you didn't say it! After all, your woman looks like a piece of meat, so don't blame other foxes for looking at her randomly."
Shaking his head, Xiao Han cursed secretly in his heart, and looked around again. There happened to be a lamp shed in front of him that looked like there were fewer people.
Xiao Han simply pointed there and said to Xue Pan: "Oh, I just said that I am a little tired from walking! Let's go there to rest!"
"There?"
Xue Pan frowned and looked in the direction of Xiao Han's finger, but when she saw the appearance of the lamp shed clearly, she immediately cheered: "Okay, okay! Let's go guess lantern riddles! You have to win the most beautiful one for me."
Light!"
As he said that, Xue Pan, whose eyes turned into crescent moons, took Xiao Han's arm and walked towards the lamp shed without noticing that Xiao Han's expression looked like he had swallowed a handful of flies.
"What a sin! God knows, it's Lao Shizi who guesses riddles. Isn't this just shooting yourself in the foot?"
Xiao Han, who was dragged forward, was so upset that his intestines were blue, and he wished he could give himself a mouthful now!
After a thousand attempts to hide, I finally managed to escape!
This requires him to do brain teasers, but he can still try it.
Want some lantern riddles?
It's better to get a monkey to guess. Anyway, the probability of them guessing right is basically the same...
"It's over, I will be famous throughout my life!"
Just when Xiao Han was still feeling sorry for himself, Xue Pan had already dragged him to the lamp shed. He didn't know how a delicate and frail little girl could have so much strength.
