The fat county magistrate raised a lot of things, far more than Xiao Han thought. It seems that the fat man really tried his best!
If possible, Xiao Han would not mind leaving him some spoils when the army returns to the court. Of course, only he knows now how rich the spoils will be!
The carts following behind are very big! Except for the small proportion of grain, all kinds of common vegetables are almost piled up on the cart to form a pyramid. That’s right, spring is the season for growing vegetables. Whose?
Don’t you want to plant some in front of and behind your house?
After the hurried Huotou Army steward saluted Xiao Han, he began to rush to receive the things. He blew a whistle, and immediately a big and round guy rushed out from the military camp to unload the truck! The fat county magistrate said, things
They all belong to the army, but this car must be returned to others.
"Slow down! Hey, that's a pig. It can run on its own, so you don't have to carry it!"
Seeing each of the soldiers happily celebrating the New Year, Xiao Han felt an inexplicable sense of pride in his heart!
Although this little thing is not enough to fill the gap between the teeth of an army of 10,000 people, at least it is earned by showing off one's face! If you don't believe it, ask these "kind people" and look at the shining steel knives on their waists.
, I don’t believe who dares to say even half a word!
The fire-headed soldiers in the military camp moved very quickly, like a group of well-trained ants, unloading everything on the vehicle one by one, and then carried it back to the military camp by the people waiting aside.
During this process, Xiao Han even heard the angry curses of the county residents, as if someone wanted to unload the donkey pulling the cart?
After turning around and cursing angrily, the big, round guy reluctantly let go of the donkey.
The donkey was so frightened that he backed up against the cart. He probably knew that if he entered the military camp, he would have to go to the toilet to find him tomorrow...
In the large army, Xiao Han discovered that the strongest ones were not the cavalry, let alone the infantry, but the fire-headed troops in front of him!
After three years of drought, the saying "The cook will never starve to death" is applicable everywhere!
Seeing these guys walking like flying while carrying a fat pig weighing one to two hundred kilograms, Xiao Han felt that if he didn't send them to attack a city and wipe out entire tribes, they would be sorry for the meals that were secretly withheld from them!
Following the Huotou Army back to the camp, at this time, fences made of thick wooden stakes had been erected around the camp. Next to the military tents, there were clusters of soldiers sitting on the ground casually, waiting for their meals.
, while messing around with each other, and while laughing, all kinds of nasty jokes were heard from time to time.
After walking for a while in the military camp, he found that they were all similar scenes. Xiao Han, who was in a good mood, slowly stopped, frowned slightly, looked around, and whispered to Xiaodong beside him.
What.
Xiaodong leaned over and nodded repeatedly as he listened to Xiao Han's words. When Xiao Han finished speaking, he ran out as fast as he could.
Watching Xiaodong run away, Xiao Han hesitated for a moment and then continued forward. When he reached a relatively quiet place, Xiaodong happened to look for him, and behind him were a dozen Captain Guoyi.
Xiao Lizi went on this expedition and had ten Zhechong mansions under his jurisdiction.
Each of these ten Zhechong mansions has more than a thousand soldiers. Among them, Captain Zhechong is the most respected, and Captain Guoyi is the assistant.
Xiao Han did not have the power to mobilize Captain Zhechong in the army, even though he was a prince and his rank was much higher than that of Captain Zhechong! But as long as he entered the military camp, he had to act according to the rules of the military camp!
So he only asked Xiaodong to find Captain Guo Yi from every Zhechong Mansion.
A dozen captains stood in a row in front of Xiao Han. Although they were not directly under Xiao Han's leadership, they still stood upright with solemn expressions. No matter where you looked, they were all people with strict military discipline!
Xiao Han crossed his arms and looked over one by one with a smile.
Most of these people are much taller than him, and some are even more than a head taller than him! This makes Xiao Han, who has not yet fully grown up, somewhat frustrated.
The big man in Guanzhong, when will he look like this? Instead of looking like a weak bean sprout?
"Okay, don't be so serious! I didn't come to you to lecture you, and I don't have the power. I just want to discuss something together!"
Looking at these people, before Xiao Han could finish a sentence, the big man in Guanzhong immediately turned into a bear in Guanzhong!
One by one, they were groveling and trying to please each other. They looked like they were holding a cigarette in their hands and said politely: Taijun, please smoke...
"Xiao Hou, if you have anything to do, just give me your order! What are we discussing? If anyone doesn't do it for you, I, Tieniu, will kill him!"
A man as big as a black iron tower squeezed in front of Xiao Han. While talking, he beat his chest loudly! But when Xiao Han saw his ugly face with a charming smile...
The power of this sentence disappeared by nine percent in an instant.
"Hey, silly! What do you mean by that? You're just pretending to be a good guy, and we are all bastards, right?"
Without waiting for Xiao Han to speak, someone next to him immediately yelled at the big iron cow! After this sentence, the echoes were endless! The iron cow who was criticized verbally and verbally was not to be outdone, with his hands on his waist and his bull's eyes, he immediately
Just yell back!
All of a sudden, there was a constant stream of vulgar words in various tones!
"Okay! Stop fucking arguing!"
Seeing that these bastards were about to perform a full martial arts show in front of them, Xiao Han's chest heaved violently, he jumped on his feet and shouted loudly, and then managed to calm down the scene!
Don't blame Xiao Han for swearing! In the army, he had no intention of pretending to be polite!
Money, food, and even fists are accepted here! They just don’t recognize politeness!
Looking at these mocking captains, Xiao Han had a gloomy face and shouted coldly: "Let me ask you, are you okay with the food for these two days?"
A group of captains stared, wondering why Xiao Han suddenly asked this. After hesitating, Tieniu grinned and said: "This... of course is good! The brothers all said that they have never had such good food in the army.
It’s great to be on the road during the day!”
"It's exciting to drive during the day?" Xiao Han sneered when he heard this, and without waiting for these people to say anything else, he continued to ask coldly: "Then do you know that with the way you eat! We don't have to go anywhere, the food and grass we bring will be destroyed.
Eat clean?! Moreover, this expedition brought 10% more food than before! Now it’s all fucking eaten by you pigs!”
"ah……"
As soon as Xiao Han said these words, the group of captains were all stunned! They only care about eating, why do they care about anything else? Suddenly they heard that they were going to eat up all the food and grass. They looked at me one by one, and I looked at you for a long time.
Then he said: "We...can we eat it like this?"
"You don't know whether you can eat it or not?" Xiao Han looked at the fattest guy among the captains with disgust, which made the man's heart tighten and he quickly inhaled, hoping to suck back some of his huge belly.
"How about we go back to how we were before?" After a while, Tieniu still whispered an idea, but as soon as the words came out, he immediately attracted a hostile look!
Who has eaten human food and wants to switch back to pig food?