How much conscience can you expect from a person who comes out of a bandit den?
Sure enough, after hearing the word "good wine", Sun Ergou's eyes immediately lit up. The sadness just now was long forgotten. He looked at Xiaodong and blurted out: "Fine wine? What kind? And the ones we pull on the carriage.
Is it the same?"
"how do you know?"
Hearing this, Xiaodong was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing, and immediately glared at Sun Ergou and said, "What the hell! Did you sneak a drink while the wine was being moved?! I'm not afraid to tell you, those are the cure-all
Alcohol is the disease of sickness, Lord Marquis said, you will die if you drink it!"
Sun Ergou shrank his head when Xiaodong scolded him angrily, and said with a smile: "Hey, Brother Dong, I'm not the only one who drank secretly! I just saw those people jumping around, I guess they won't be dead for a while."
"You won't die in one and a half hours, but you will be dead in two to one hour!"
Xiaodong saw that the rumors spread by Xiao Han could not deceive these guys, so he had to curse bitterly. He had already expected that there would never be a shortage of people who drank secretly.
After all, in this era when people rarely even have enough to eat, a sip of fine wine is definitely more precious than imagined!
At this time, in a tent specially used to hold alcohol, Xiao Han touched a light wine jar and immediately broke out on the spot!
"Where does this idiot dare to secretly drink my wine? Are you not afraid of being poisoned to death?!"
Inside the tent, Xiao Han opened his eyes angrily and looked at the faces of the people around him one by one, as if trying to find the culprit among them.
"Ahem, Xiao Han, why don't you call me a damn thief, but a fool?" Chai Shao, who was standing next to him, asked with a guilty conscience.
When Xiao Han heard this, he looked at Chai Shao suspiciously and said angrily: "Nonsense! There are so many jars here, and that idiot just stole from this jar, and all he stole was the bottom of the wine. What is this other than an idiot?"
"Uh...all the jar of wine is gone?"
When Chai Shao heard this, he was immediately surprised, and there was some uncertainty on his dark face. He obviously only stole half of the jar! The rest were probably stolen by the people who were carrying the wine, so that he could put the shit basin on his head.
!
Squinting his eyes, he glanced at Chai Shao's appearance at this time. How could Xiao Han not know that he did this?
But in front of so many people, he couldn't expose it, so he had to turn his head and said angrily: "Forget it, next time I don't throw some laxatives into the wine. If anyone wants to drink secretly, I won't be able to kill him!"
"Will laxatives affect the efficacy of alcohol?" Chai Shao asked guiltily after regaining consciousness.
Xiao Han glared: "It will affect the curative effect? If not? When the time comes, there will be a pile of empty jars. Can you tell me about the curative effect?"
"Ahem, then let it go, then let it go!" Chai Shao asked for trouble and retreated to the door of the tent angrily, scratching his head and thinking about which bastard made him take the blame.
Seeing that the people around him had listened to his words, Xiao Hanhan snorted, waved his hand outside and said, "Where are the people? Get that guy over here quickly. It's a useless thing. It's weird to catch fish and get bitten by them!"
"Master Hou, I was bitten by a snake, not a fish!"
The soldier's lips were a little white when he was carried into the tent by two strong men, but when he heard Xiao Han say that he had been bitten by a fish, his face still flushed, and he straightened his head and tried to defend himself.
"Okay, it's a snake! We didn't see it anyway! But luckily the bite was on the thigh. This bite will be on the root of the descendants... Tsk, tsk, there's not much difference between a fish bite and a snake bite!"
Xiao Han didn't argue with him. He lowered his head and looked at the wound on Xiaobing's thigh. When he saw that it was not serious, he smiled and joked.
It's just that his joke is obviously not funny!
Because after saying these words, all the male animals present shuddered and clamped their legs slightly...
The army has always been the most efficient group of people in the world. Just one night's harvest, those wild vegetables, game, and fish are enough to feed the army for a whole day!
But things always have two sides. Even if the harvest is rich, damage will inevitably occur.
Now, apart from this unlucky guy who was bitten by a snake, there are also a few bastards who ate poisonous mushrooms lying outside...
But I really can’t blame Xiao Han for this. When he went up the mountain, he told me: I want other wild vegetables, but not mushrooms! No matter what kind!
The words were very clear, but these fools just didn’t believe it! When they came back from picking mushrooms, they were not allowed to enter the military camp, so these fools reluctantly threw them away and swallowed them alive!
This is great! After entering the military camp, he started to vomit and have diarrhea after a while, and almost foamed at the mouth!
Xiao Han hurried back from the river and asked clearly about the reason. He was immediately angry and resentful, jumping around and scolding him as he deserved it!
However, even if you scold him, he is your own soldier after all, and he should be saved even if he deserves it!
Ask people to carry these guys aside, and then order them to pour water into their mouths as hard as they can!
They kept pouring water until their stomachs were round. When they couldn't hold it in anymore, they stepped on their stomachs and forced them to vomit out the water! It was also a disguised form of gastric lavage.
The guy who rescued people was very rude in his tactics. Seeing the big feet stamping on the stomachs of these people, Xiao Han felt that his stomach was aching!
However, he didn't intend to make people gentle. Only in this way can people remember it for a long time! If this happens, these people should feel weak when they see something with an umbrella.
Ignoring those people who were lying on the ground vomiting and exhausted, Xiao Han carefully looked at the soldier who was bitten by the snake.
I have to say that the guy who was bitten by the snake was really lucky. Not only was the location of the bite not important, but the snake was not very venomous.
At the same time, as soon as he was bitten, one of his good friends rushed over and sucked out the poison!
So Xiao Han just washed his wound with wine and asked someone to help him out, but his good friend's face was swollen like a pig's head...
"Hey, next time your gums bleed, don't help others suck it out! Maybe they will be fine, but you will be poisoned to death!"
After beckoning his good friend to come over, Xiao Han took his pig head and looked at it carefully. Finally, he sighed and stuffed the jar with some wine left in his hand into his arms.
"However, seeing that you are kind and righteous, I will reward you with these wines! Drink a little if you have nothing to do, it has a disinfecting effect!"
"Thank you, Lord Marquis, for the reward! Haha..."
Zhutou was a little downcast at first, but when he heard that the wine was rewarded to him, he was immediately overjoyed! He reached out and hugged the wine jar and wouldn't let go!
To him, it doesn't matter if his face is swollen for a few days, as long as the person can't die!
But being able to get a small jar of fine wine for free is a real fortune!
"Hey, Ma Laosan, let's talk about it. How about I exchange my regular money for your wine?"
Next to him, a bearded captain looked at the wine jar in Zhutou's hand with envy. He opened his mouth to discuss and stretched out his hand to make a money gesture.
However, the pig head quickly turned around with the jar in his arms and ran away towards the door!
What a joke! Although he has never been to a big restaurant, who in the military camp doesn’t know that the Xiao family’s wine costs ten thousand dollars? A thousand rich men want to exchange for their own wine? Just dream!
He ran away quickly, as if he was not the one who was poisoned, leaving Chai Shao and the others looking at each other in confusion...
